How Clifford the Big Red Dog Was Born

Ooar! Richie Wraggs 'ere be tellin' you about moi latest work of art, 'ow Clifford the Big Red Dog be born. Oi wroite this fic because oi feel it explain so much about 'ow this big red dog came to be. You be readin' on now!

One day a giant with skin cancer was going to have a shag but he didn't want to impregnate his girlfriend so he just picked up a nomal-sized bitch and wedged his dick up it's vagina and used it as a condom. ...and you can pretty much guess what happened next and thats how Clifford was born.

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