Hello.

What? Where am I?

We are running out of time. You need to help is.

Hold on. Who's us?

I can't tell you that right now, but you have the power to save us.

Well, I guess I can try to help...

Okay, but first I need to ask you a few questions.

Wait, why?

You'll see.

Okay, I guess.

Well, here's your first question: What is your favourite thing?

That's a easy question, money! And if you want to know why, it's because--

I never asked why it was your favourite.

Oh. Sorry.

Anyway, question two: How important do you think you are?

I'm royalty! There's nobody more important than me!

Okay. Third question: Would you sacrifice yourself to save your friends?

I don't have any friends.

Last question: are you a boy or a girl?

A boy.

Okay, the questions are over. Now you will become a Pokemon.

What?!

The Pokemon that fits you best is... Meowth!

I'm so confused.

However, you aren't worthy to save us.

What do you mean?

There will be impassable roadblocks for someone like you.

But I can do everything!

I've never heard anything so wrong. I'll send you to the world of Pokemon, but you won't be the hero of this story.

WAIT!!!

There he goes. We only have one more hope. The last descendant of the hero.

Good luck, Flake.