Well, I will assume the introductions are underway.

Hi, Bartoloméw Brandford called me, or BB, as my imaginary friends used to call me in conjunction with some Bullis peanut brains at my previous school.

And my life - oh!, excuse my mistake, my new dog life, could not be more strange.

I am currently with what I will only assume is a super smart dog who is trying to teach me his barking language.

Oh my, Yes, i forget to mention that I am now a small puppy with completely white fur?

Well, spoiler alert: I am.

and I was comfortably curled up in a ball, sleeping in the suitcase that is my current world, when suddenly a dog slipped into the closet when my mother had left the confines of it.

now said dog was making strange gestures with his paws, while barking strangely.

My response to all of that was from any infant who is put in completely bizarre circumstances and out of any kind of control.

I cried, screamed, groaned, and let out all kinds of noises that my limited throat had the capacity to form.

This scared the dog, who stopped making his strange gestures.

Well, that's what I wanted.

Now, I just have to wait for the occasional noise to attract my mother or father and bite the face of this intruder who dared to disturb my rest.

Damn, the strange dog now has me on its paws.

This caused me to redouble my efforts to alert my mother that his puppy was in danger.

'Mommy there is a strange dog that is trying to teach me!'

Oh bollocks, I think he brought picture cards with him.

'Bring Dad, it may be more dangerous than I thought!'

then the door suddenly opened and my mo-

'You are not my mommy', Strange dog # 2 quickly rushed into the closet, alarmed as he snatched off the paws of Strange dog # 1 and proceeded to stroke my back, while also appearing to be blanching the dog who had the audacity to try to educate me its strange dialect made up of barking and small sharp howls.

This didn't even put him on my good side.

It tripled my efforts to get my parents' attention.

'NOW THERE ARE TWO, SAVE ME!'

My throat starts to hurt.

the dogs now look scared, as Strange Dog # 2 places me back in the suitcase and proceeds to shake Strange Dog # 1 by the shoulders.

They look really alarmed.

My parents must be terrifying, if they are capable of inspiring such horror in these two dogs.

Now both, Strange Dog # 2 is doing a strange dance in front of me, while Strange Dog # 1 offers me offerings in the form of tennis balls and toys.

Supersaiayajin mode activated!

'KRILLIIIINNNN- I mean, MAAAAAAAAAMMAAAAA!'

Now Stranger Dog 2 # is making funny faces as he stretches the corners of his snout with his paws.

Strange Dog 1 # holds up a card with a strange wolf in front of his muzzle as his barking grows more serious.

'Thud!'

I stop my whining, something just happened.

strange dog 1 # slipped with one of his cards and hit his muzzle against the ground, and is currently stroking the welt on the tip of his muzzle.

I stopped, and felt my tail start to shake.

strange dog 2 # noticed this and without taking his eyes off me, he stretched the ear of strange dog 1 # to its limit, causing it to make funny noises.

My tail has a mind of its own, I can't stop it, but I also can't take my attention off what's going on in front of me.

strange dog 1 # annoyingly pulls away the paws that are currently stretching one of its ears.

I don't like that, and i took a breath to resume my crying.

Strange Dog 2 # noticed it again, and rushed to prick one of Strange Dog 1 #'s eyes.

I laughed, it was funny, and I started clapping my front paws for the funny dance that 1 # strange dog was doing in front of me, standing on its hind paws while taking care of its damaged eye.

strange dog 1 # and 2 # noticed my excitement, and after sharing a look, they withdrew from my side to curl up and whisper.

A few seconds passed, and after getting tired of laughing, I remembered that there were still two intruders, who were not my parents, inside my sanctuary.

Resumed crying in 3 2 1 ...

Stranger Dog 1 # and 2 # are now in front of me, Strange Dog 2 # is presenting me as if I were a merchant what appears to be a plastic chicken, testing its elasticity and making it squeal a few times.

It stopped me for a moment, I don't know exactly why, but weird dog 2 # seemed to be aiming to do something with that chicken, it seemed intriguing.

I'll give it a try, I want to know what is she gonna do with that chicken.

Now strange dog 1 # joins strange dog 2 # with an uncertain look.

Something is happening between these two, my intuition yells at me to keep screaming for them to leave, but my curiosity tells me not to interrupt anything that is happening in front of me.

Stranger Dog 1 # is "hit" by Strange Dog 2 # with the rubber chicken.

i did not react.

strange dog 1 # swallows hard while narrowing my eyes at strange dog 2 # in a way that makes him understand that they won't be able to fool me, strange dog 1 # wasn't really hit with that rubber chicken, he just brushed it.

I tried to use my right paw to point to 1 # strange dog and back to the rubber chicken, then with my other paw I tear my neck.

Strange dog 1 # and 2 # were scared by my great ability to transmit actions with my paws.

Strange dog 1 # and 2 # exchanged glances.

strange dog 1 # surrenders to his fate to be my personal jester, for punishment of disturbing my sleep.

Strange Dog # 2's eyes fill with uncertainty as he lifts the rubber chicken over Strange Dog # 1's head.

Stranger Dog 1 # just gives 2 # Strange Dog an acceptance look, letting him know that he won't hold a grudge against him, while also turning his neck towards me with a smile.

That smile changes to a strange look, when he sees me drumming my front paws in a perverse way.

Strange Dog 2 # shoots me a look with a few tears at the corners of his eyes, begging me to change my mind.

my response was only to form a thumb with my right paw down, like Emperor Caesar, when he decided that two were too many on the stage of life and had to be reduced to only one.

'Do it, Anakin Skyw- I mean, Strange Dog 2 #'

2 # strange dog just nodded at me, turning his attention back to 1 # strange dog by closing his eyes, and improving his grip on the rubber chicken.

Stranger Dog 1 # closed his eyes too, in total acceptance.

the rubber chicken fall.

I laughed

It was glorious

(Prologue 2)