Saten quickly flies over to the ponyville version of a Nuclear Plant, and runs into Surprise. Who looks just like Pinkie Pie but has a white body and yellow hair and tail, and purple eyes.
''S, where's Sword, He's gonna blow up the whole town!'' Saten cried to her, as she's holding a plate of the cake. ''Yeah, well, hiring him wasn't my idea.'' Surprise said, eating some of her birthday cake.
Saten finds Sword at a control room, somehow allowed to smoke weed. Saten grabs a microphone. ''Sword, whatever you don't press the Destruct button!'' Saten shouts.
Transmitted into the booth: Sword (Static) Press (Static) Destruct button!
Saten (stoned): sure thing pretty lady.
Saten: Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!
Transmitted: (Static) Do it! (Static) Kill everyone!
Sword very very slowly reaches his hand/hoof to the button, even lampshading this by saying ''Sure is taking me a long ass time to reach it.''
Saten begins panicking, where suddenly Glaze walks in with a security guard outfit. ''Saten look I have a new jo-''
Saten immediately grabs the handgun she was licenced to have. ''Hey!'' she shouts.
''Must, kill, best friend!'' Saten cried, firing three shots though the glass, all three hitting Sword in the chest. But he just stands there.
''Damn it man fall backwards'' Saten groaned.
Sword dramatically paces all over the room, landing on his stomach, near the button.
''Phew.'' Saten said.
Sword suddenly flips over to his back, inches from the button.
''Phew.'' Saten said.
Sword's tongue sticks up, pressing the button.
Saten; Aw, YOU STUPID SON OF A-
The town violently explodes in a nuclear explosion.
Saten expresses shock him and Sword made it to heaven after dying. Derpy is mad at Sword, thinking he killed everyone to get out of house chores. They also meet God who "proceeds to give Sword what is coming to him", which happens to be his frisbee.
END EPISODE 1;
I'll throw in American dad episodes two.. I can't imagine anyone better for Master Sword than Roger the alien..
