I said for a while, I wanted Sword to be like Roger Smith.. But I don't want to do ones like Ricky Spanish, 300, Anchorfan, Love AD, or ones like that. As those would make Sword extremely unlikable and villainous. And that's not what I want.. I don't want him to be unlikable..


EPISODE TWO: - The annoying Coconut

Saten Twist as Stan

Trixie Lulamoone/Twist as Francine

Master Sword as Roger

Derpy as Steve


Saten, Derpy, Sword and Trixie are driving around in a stagecoach. Sword and Derpy are now engaged, as Sword is actually very loyal to her. Even if he doesn't always show it.

Saten (driving, with Trixie beside him the other two in the back): Who's excited for our trip to the supermarket, gang?!

Derpy: I am!

Sword: Me, too!

Trixie: Wowee!

Sword: I'm gonna buy freshly-sliced cold cuts from the deli counter.

Derpy: I'm gonna buy something chilly from the frozen food aisle.

(They pass by a Farmers Market)

Trixie: Hmm, "Farmers Market." I wonder what that's all about?

Saten: Pass. That's where the ''farmers'' shop.

Derpy: Actually cuz, farmers markets are where farmers sell fresh produce directly to the public and...

Saten immediately pulls to a stop, Trixie almost falls out but Derpy catches her.

Saten: Cutting out the middleman!

Saten: The one thing I hate more than farmers... Middlemen.

Trixie: Well then, guess we're trying the farmers market! (They all cheer, including her).


Derpy: (examining some fruit) Hmm, "Papaya."That's not a word I say every day.

Saten: And look at this one, "Kumquat?" really? Got a real wiseass running the fruits here.

Sword: [Gasps] What is that?! (they find a female pony drinking from a coconut with a straw).

Derpy: It's amazing.. I must have it!

Trixie: Excuse me sir, We'd like to purchase one of your coco-nuts.

Farmer: Great! You know, for $1 more, I could open it up for...

Saten: Not so fast with the ripoffs, we can open it ourselves.

Derpy: Yeah. Remember when we lost 20 bucks having that guy open our bananas! (They all laugh and leave, leaving the farmer confused).


The group arrive at Saten's and Trixie's house, which is a small apartment-like place with mostly white walls, one room to a bedroom and one to a bathroom. And they are in the main room, which is also the kitchen.

Derpy (excitedly hopping up and down, it's actually adorable): Open it, open it!

Saten grabs a knife and slices the coconut, which breaks the knife in half.

Saten: Hmm. Must be a bad knife. (uses clever but same result) Another bad knife. (uses a chief knife) Another bad knife! (uses a bread knife and the teeth break off) ANOTHER bad knife!

Trixie: Step aside, let your wife work her magic.. (throws it on ground, which leaves a large dent but the coconut unharmed) I don't get it. That always works with pickle jars.

Derpy: Out of my way. I got this.. (shoves it against the the oven door which breaks off and whacks Saten, causing Trixie to gasp a bit)

Saten: Ow!

Derpy (pats him comfortingly): Sorry cousin.

Sword: Everyone relax, let us consult old Harry Nilsson.. (pulls out paper with the lyrics).. She put the lime in the coconut, drank 'em both up.. Belly ache... Called the doctor. He says put the lime in the- (angrily) Bullshit! Doesn't say anything on how to open it! And the doctor's cure is the exact same thing that upset her stomach in the first place. What a wackadoo!

Trixie: (slaps him) Langaaage

Saten: Guys, don't let this coconut drive us apart. That's what it wants!

Derpy (scared): Wh-Wh-What are we gonna do?! How are we gonna open this coconut?!

(They all stare at it as dramatic music plays).