EPISODE 3:
This is another American Dad episode, this one would probably need Saten a bit more unlikable than usual, but it can still work.
In this one Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened by the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.
Saten: Those two are killing me!
Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if you are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.
Saten groans and goes out to the tv room, behind it is a few family pictures, and one of Trixie along. On the couch Derpy is seen reading magazine while Sword is sitting infront of the tv, with some popcorn. The others are shown in photos, but Master Sword is a short earth pony with short light blonde hair, blue eyes, short blonde tail, and bright green fur.
Saten: You know what time it is!?
Sword: Shh, Bones.
Male Voice: Hey, Bones, look at this bone.
Female voice: I know. But did you see 'this' bone?
Male: Where'd you find that bone?
Female: Same place you got your bone. It was just sitting here, next to this other bone.
Saten groans and leaves.
Female 2: Dr. Brennan, Bone call. They said it was important. Something about a bone?
The next morning the four are gathered around the table with some pancakes.
Saten: Can I get the syrup?
Sword: Sure thing dude. (however before he does he literary pours the entire container onto his plate, til it makes the fart sound which he chuckles over).
Saten: (angrily pounds table): DAMMIT!
Trixie: Saten ple-
Saten: He took ALL the syrup! I asked for the syrup and he took all the syrup! I work hard! Why do I have to share with these assholes?!
Trixie: Cause Derpy's your cousin, which also makes her mine. And I don't kick out family.
Derpy: Dawww (Trixie smiles at her)
(the two side hug, sitting next to each other, Saten and Sword on lone corner seats).
Saten: Fine but can we at least kick Sword out?
Derpy: No we're married now, and we want to move out just as bad as you want us to, but we both only make minimum wage.
Sword: Even together we only make $938 a month.
Saten: That's almost a thousand dollars, I could easily live on that.
Sword: I'd love to see you try doucheface.
Saten: Are you calling me out bro? Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Trixie and I are going to live out of this house for one month on $938, just to prove
to you guys how easy it is. If we succeed, then you two mooches have to move out!
Derpy: Oh, you are on cousin.
Sword: Yeah and while you're gone I can make those hot wings you and Trixie hate so much.
Saten: Fine whatever.
Trixie: I don't know babe, A reverse Brewster's Millions? Is this really necessary?
Saten: Absolutely!
Trixie: Okay, a reverse BM it is. Hey, that came out funny. Was that a joke you think?
