Later that same evening. Saten is seen on the streets while various people pass him, Saten holding the shoes he stole.

Saten: Shoes... Burgundy dress shoes... New shoes, man? Only 40 bucks.

One pony stops.

Pony: Nice stitching... wooden sole... Where were these made?

Saten: What? I don't know. Just, get out of here, man!

(the pony glares leaves, next comes a pony verison of Seras, who's all yellow, and her hair a dark shade, and blue eyes.).

Saten: Shoes. Got shoes here.

Seras: Where'd you get those?

Saten: Don't worry about it. They're my shoes, okay?

Seras: They look too small for you.

Saten: Just 40 bucks, man. What's it matter where they came from?

Seras: It matters cause I'm a cop.

Saten pauses than flees, Roland chases but Saten gets away.. Only to get himself ran over by a car.

Pony Sally: (driving car) Oh, my God!

Pony Dashlene: It's fine keep going.

Sally: I think we hit a homeless guy!

Dashlene (nonchalantly): We killed him, keep going.


Saten stumbles weakly to a free clinic, finding Lily Palmer.

Saten: Help, please... I've been hit...Leg is busted... Bleeding out.

Lily: Excuse me, Rude-y Huxtable. This is a free clinic. If you can't afford insurance, you got to wait.

Saten turns to see a long line and stumbles the back, finding himself behind Wade, who's pony is all white with clown face, and short hair.

Saten: How long have you been waiting?

Wade: Six, seven hour.

Saten: What are you here for?

Wade: My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel strange.

Saten: I-I am, I am just, I am very near death. Can I go before you?

Wade (glares): No. My elbow feel funny.

Saten groans and instead steals some needles and a kit taking it outside and stitches himself, and uses a newspaper to cover his broken leg, while doing so he's approached by pony Trevor. Who's hair is full sized in pony size, it and his eyes are both brown. His skin a lighter shade of brown, and his cutie-mark a meth bong.. I mean of coarse it would be.

Trevor: Sign your cast? (signs the name "Alex" on the cast) Trevor's the name. You want some B.M.? (holds out bong) It'll make you all better. it's a natural remedy!

Saten sighs and smokes it, his eyes turning blood shot.

Trevor: Whoa, hey, hey, We's sharing. (smokes it before handing it back) Now.. I'm thinking about pulling a job. A rob job.

Saten: (smokes) Yeah...

Trevor: We do this job. One last (hiccup) jobber.. And then we're out of the game for good... I means it. One... final... jobber.

Saten: Hmm.. I know just the place.


Said place turns out to Saten's own apartment, Saten grabbing a fake rock outside.

Trevor: A fake rock!? This world never ceases to amaze and inspire me!

Saten: Shh.

The two sneak in.

Saten: Grab that lamp. It's a real Schtibly.

Trevor: A Schtoobly?

Saten: No, a Schtibly.

Trevor: A Schtibly, sounds stupid (knocks it down breaking it)

Sword hears them while cutting some carrots in the kitchen.

Sword: Intruders!

Saten: Great you broke it.

Trevor: Well it was a dumb la- Sword jumps on him with a knife and stabs him repeatedly)

Sword (stabbing him repeatedly): Die home-wrecker! (Trevor seems weirdly into this and actually grabs Sword's hands and pushes it deeper into himself, giving a creepy slasher smile).

Derpy (flips on lights): Saten?

Trrixie: Babe what are you doing?!

Saten (falls to knees sobbing): I'm robbing us!

Derpy goes over comforting him.

Saten: It's just, I just, it's too hard! You guys were right. You can't live on minimum wage. I did things out there! Awful things!

Sword: It's been less than three days.

Derpy: So, I guess this means we can stay?

Saten: You can stay here as long as you need. (hugs Derpy) I'm just so happy that your here and safe with with me. (teary eyed) This, this huff has just got me
so emotional. I love you all so...

Trevor: (springs up on Sword) AHHHH! (he ends up impaling himself in the back with knife)

Sword (frightened): Who is this guy?!

Trevor stumbles over the wall and begins using his own blood to make a triangle on the wall with his own wound.

Derpy: What's he doing?

Sword: (dryly) He's dying.

Derpy: No, he's drawing something.

Trixie: Ooh, I love Pictionary! Is it, uh, is it an angel? No, Pyramid? Pyramid of Giza!

Trevor gives her thumbs up before falling down onto his stomach, the knife flips out of his back and flies into his top head.


The real episode ended there so guess I'll end mine..

Don't worry about T. He'll just respawn XD..