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And once again I find myself in the Great... Forest. Only this time I had the companionship of the dim witted duo, Miss Smarty Claws and my Felyne horndog companion, Nikki. Equally as important, my body had mud on it and that felt sssoooo good.

And speaking of my kitty Nikki, "~Welcome to the Jungle ~"

Then I yelled, "Not now!"

And Nikki responded with a whiny, "Then when?!"

Smarty Claws decided to chime in on the arguement, "One day, right Barroth friend?"

I groaned and facepalmed, "Maybe one day but definitely not today." I said, putting an emphasis on today. God, I could feel Nikki giving me those kitty eyes. "You know how I feel about that particular song during a time like this, Nikki."

"This guy," I heard Nikki chuckle, "He thinks that particular song brings him bad luck whenever it's sung before entering hostile territory."

"Have I ever been wrong?" I rhetorically ask. Hear me out, nine times out of ten, misfortune came my way everytime someone sang that song before we embarked on something. Especially when Nikki sang it. For example, the first time he sang it, I ended up failing a mission. Coincidental right? Next time he sang it, barrel bombs go off in my face five times in a row. Not enough? Third time he sang it, a Warhammer of mine ends up as a monster's DILDO! Enough said.

"Whatever," Nikki snorted as if I was exaggerating, "Given how you apparently befriended a Diablos after fighting then fucking his face," don't pause to smirk at me, you little bastard, "I say we're riding the mythical luck dragon all things considered right about now." I couldn't really argue with him on that one. I mean given my situation, I could've turned much worse and I could've been worse off.

If I had to be a wyvernoid though, I wish I was a flying wyvernoid. Preferebly something more suited to my personality such as a rathalos or even an azure rathalos. Maybe I felt as though I deserved to be silver rathalos but no one can say I don't completely deserve to be silver.

"Anyone else hear sizzling and ruffling?" Nikki suddenly asked, breaking me from my thoughts and Smarty Claws from her humming. Had no idea what she was humming. Anyway, now that he mentioned it, there was something sizzling and ruffling... sounded like it was right above us.

"SSSSSYEAARGH!"

Ah, there was something above us! Something light blue, red eyed, and looking like a large fuzzy serpent! And it pounced right on my damn head, knocking me right over, and from the sound of that yelp and the flying of feathers, nearly into Smarty Claws.

"Let go of me!" I turned to the sound of Nikki's cry and saw him in the jaws of a... a..."Freakin' Tobi-kodachi!" Yep, a type of electric fanged wyvernoid in all her shocking glory. Modest breasts, relatively C cups for her size, with narrow mid section that curved outward once it got to the waist. A supple looking ass that one could appreciate better if she were facing away on all fours rather than towards me with my friend in her mouth.

Speaking of which, "Hey! Put that down!" I barked. She shook her head no. "Could you please put that down?" I decided to play it more gently and plead. She still shook her head no and bolted up a tree before somersaulting up to more trees, disappearing into foliage, "Dammit." I muttered.

"Oh noes! Friend Nikki's been takin' and he'll be eaten!" Smarty Claws naturally panicked.

I patted her head to soothe her and she cooed in confusion, "Don't worry about it, he's not in too much danger," I told her and prepared myself to dump an explanation as to why she shouldn't worry, "Given from the way he was taken, she's just going to cuddle him. It's happened before." I rubbed back of my head and let out a short huff of steam, "I just hope he doesn't pass out or break any bones like last time. Goddamn barioth smothering."

She nodded in understanding, goofy grin on her face, "I wanted to do that too," she giggled, "So how we rescue?"

"We go up." I answered, preparing yet again to get my body up there.

"Hnnn… don't wanna." She muttered. I heard her and tilted my head in confusion, "Bad loud things up there. They mean. Don't wanna go."

"Well I can't leave Nikki," I told her and her head dropped. Whether it was from shame, disappointment, or both I didn't know nor did I care, I just didn't like seeing her like that, "But I don't wanna leave you alone either," She perked up at that to my relief. Still, I was in quite the conundrum, rescuing my best buddy from night long monster smothering or leave a girl, albeit a monster one, who might as well have klutz in her name alone. I also had sex with her, so that made leaving much more difficult.

I'm not exactly the hit it and immediately quit it type. It ain't me.

"Did somebody say alone and don't wanna be in a sentence?" Came a familiar voice from some foliage near us. Masculine, whiny, and it evoked a sense of pity. From the leaves and shadows came the body of the great jackass - I mean Jagras I spared earlier. "Is there a lonely soul in need of companionship?"

"You!" I exclaimed out of surprise. He had quite the timing.

"Yes, Me!" He replied excitedly, "Since I no longer have a pack and recruitment isn't going very well," he released a nervous chuckle, "I figured I'd expand my horizons and befriend other low tier monsters like me and I couldn't help but notice the sound of fellow monsters in need of an extra set of genitals... me!"

I looked towards Smarty Claws then back to the great jagras with an internal debate raging in my mind. I continued to do this back and forth a few times before asking Smarty Claws the question, "Would you like a buddy while I go out and save Nikki?"

"Hmmm?" She looked at the monster, sizing up as she hummed in thought, "You come back?"

"I promise." I said this with honest to fatalis conviction. She reluctantly nodded and swiftly jumped towards me to give me a tight hug, so tight I swore her claws were digging into my sides. I hugged her back despite the slight pain and walked over to the smaller monster with Smarty Claws still on my body. I did my best to mimic the same look my first girlfriend's dad gave me on him. Given from the way he "subtly" squirmed, it was working, "Listen and listen good. First off what is your title?"

"C-C-Cheeky." He answered uneasily, shrinking down from me. While I felt partially bad since he reminded me of of my past self only worse off, I had to get the message across to him and shrugged it off.

Smarty Claws had to be safe.

"I'm going to leave my friend with you and she isn't to be harmed in any way, shape, or form. Got it?" He rapidly nodded to point his head almost became a blur, "Good. Because if I find out she was harmed under your supervision," For an example, I tried to reach for some fruits above us. Unfortunately, I couldn't reach them, even on my tip toes and I couldn't really jump with Smarty Claws on me, "Ok, picture those fruits as your balls and then imagining me crushing them.'

"Eeep!" I swear his scales turned pale white.

"That's right, buster." I growled as I set down my friend. I gave her a quick peck on the forehead, which made her giggle, and walked off in search of a way to reach the tree tops, "I'll be back As soon as possible!" I yelled to them. I could hear Smarty Claws say 'See you later" as the distance increased between us. I trusted the fact that he was too scared of the consequences to try anything and if he tried anything directly, Smarty Claws could definitely handle him. She really did rock.

Get it?

Now finding my way up shouldn't be too difficult. I've done it before and both the branches and vines had proven themselves quite sturdy. However, I wasn't chasing down a more lithe fanged wyvernokd up these trees before and she had more options than I did when it came down to where to go and how to get there. A big rocky monster like me couldn't exactly somersault from tree to tree now could I? I at least could track her and my buddy down thorough scent, sound, and taste.

In fact, I got a whiff of them and luckily, it flowed through a path I could take. It led through a large clump of vines and branches and after smashing through the obstacle, I had found not only a large roots and branches leading upwards into the trees, but also tracks of the tobi-kodachi. I could smell Nikki's slight fear and irritation on her too, t'was coco nut scented. I rushed up the giant tree, though I had to careful as it got more narrow. Thank god that these trees were strong as fuck otherwise I'd be at this for who knows how long.

"Huh?" My nostrils were also picking up another scent on my way up, one faintly familiar. Pungent and ashy, I didn't like it. "Nikki, damn you for being a living plushy." I muttered as I finally reached the top. Rather small nest but then again, it was relative to me. While the scent ended in the middle of the nest, neither Nikki nor the tobi-kodachi were anywhere to be found and that didn't bode well.

"SSSSSSSRRRAARRGH!" Goddammit, she was up in one of the trees! She caught me unaware again and pounced on my head, pinning me on my back. "Who are you!? What are you doing here!? Why did you follow me!?" She spoke rabidly but still clearly enough for me to understand and she was practically twitching with every movement.

"I just want the little guy you took, I want nothing else from you!" I told her. Unlike all the other times this happened, I could at least try to reason with Nikki's kidnapper.

Unfortunately her outraged face said that I'd still have to use the same rescuing tactics as before. Except I was the bigger one and I can just FEEL that sex is going to come into play somehow, "NO! Fluffy Boy is mine Now! I will love and care for him like no other!"

"No, he's mine!" I argued back. I'm the guy who found him, took him in, fed him, and bought him the BDSM kit for his birthday, not this giant blue quack!

"I'm not a possession!" We heard him yell from his spot inside the tree the tobi pounced on me from.

""STAY OUT OF IT!"" We yelled at him before going back to glaring at each other. I know this bitch did not just yell at my fluffy boy, "First off, get the hell off of me!" I managed to grab her by the shoulders to toss her off and miss nimble managed to land on her feet "Second off, I'm taking him and you can suck this dick... METAPHORICALLY!"

She didn't take too kindly to my declaration and with a roar, supercharged her fur and scales. She leaped towards me with her claws aimed at my head but I caught her by her. She smirked and her face crackled with electricity before it discharged in my face, momentarily blinding me. Thankfully, barroths are resistant to the thunder element so all it did was sting me, thus effectively pissing me off.

I swung her around and right into the tree she jumped from, "Yeah, pin her down and take her to pound town… METAPHORICALLY!" Nikki cheered from his little tree hole.

"Quiet!" That's the type of cheer I didn't need right now! But pinning her down would be a good idea, so I did. With her arms and legs pinned, she couldn't do much. "Ready to submit?"

"No!"

"... what if I fuck you?" My offer seemed to take her by surprise and to be fair, I felt weird asking that question mainly because I simply blurted the first question that out came to mind. After what I've done so far, why would I ask that I briefly wondered. Then I figured I asked that cause a part of me wanted to be more civil despite the less than civil situation. After all, she just wanted to cuddle my killer kitty. She wasn't too harmful.

And most of the sex I've had was consensual. I really didn't want my inner beast, barroth, or whatever you wanna call it getting acknowledgment or validation. Besides, this was an offer, an enticing offer. Who wouldn't trade their living plushy for sex?

"..."

"..."

"Weren't you going to do that anyway?" She almost sounded insulted.

"You see, I -"

"Do you not find attract enough to rape and dominate after combat!?" What the fuck kind of question was that!?

"Hold on, I -" I quickly got up and off of her, holding my hands up in a placating manner as I tried to explain myself but she wasn't having it.

"How dare you!? I'm the sexiest tobi-kodachi around here! Look at how my tail compliments my fuckable cheeks! Look!" She hissed as she turned around to display her lower body to me. And I got a damn erection, "SEE!" She roared as she swiftly spun back around, hands on her hips, "And my tits are wonderfully sized! Not too big! not too small! They're perfect! Perfect!" This chick was practically fuming. She either didn't notice or care when Nikki crawled back atop my head.

"Tits are better when they're bigger actually." Nikki casually stated.

""Shut it!"' We both growled at him and he let out a huff, no doubt pouting at his two cents being thrown back at him, "Anyway, excuse me for trying to be polite!" I told her as I glared down at her.

"SSSSS!" She hissed in my face, electricity lightly cracking around her, "You call that being polite! Fool! Ignorant mosswine! Jerk!"

I really didn't have to take these string of insults, "Fine, excuse a guy for not being into rape, I'll go!" She gasped as I had had apparently did something insulting yet again and I groaned, "What now?"

"Now you leave without trying to satisfy my horniness or yours!? Fool! Idiot!" She rushed right up to my dick and started groping it.

"Uh, what?" I asked as she angrily began jerking me off.

She hissed, "If you won't rape me, then I'll make you rape me!" Hold up, I swear I've heard a line like that in some hentai manga before or at least something like it, "Now watch as I swallow your cock!"

… okay. Ugh, I could feel Nikki grow a shit eating grin on his stupid fluffy face.

"RRRRAAAAAARRGGH!"

"What the hell?" I muttered... that roar, I've heard it, I know I've heard it before! And judging from the way the tobi-kodachi clutched to my waist, so has she.

"Oh no, she's back and she's ANGRY!" Yikes, judging from the way this chick was shaking on me, she was panicking hard "I have to go!" Then she bolted to the nearest tree that went down but not before she gave me a glare with some more words, "If your body isn't too broken, I'll find you and take that dick!" and then she scurried away.

"I think someone likes you." Nikki teased as he patted the top of my head.

"Next time, I'll let her keep you." I shot back. He doesn't think I'll make good on that promise but I will.

"SNU - SNU!" Ah shit, I know those words, I know that voice, and I now know that that's the exact anjanath who I met my first time here was currently behind us, "We meet again, barroth!"

"I'll let you guys catch up," Nikki whispered before he scurried off of me. I didn't look at him but I just felt those thumbs of his shoot up. What the hell did he think this was, a friendly reunion!?

"Heeeeey." I said uneasily while I slowly turned to face her, "It's been a while."

"Too long," She grunted, snorting out a tiny amount of flame and smoke from her nostrils, "You run away after sixty nine. A cowardly display!"

"Boo!" Nikki was jeering me. I get into trouble trying to save him and in my time of need he sided with a brute wyvernian who tried and may yet again try to break my pelvis... way to look out for your home boy, you bastard.

Ignoring my urge to turn to the side and flip him off, I nervously said to her, "Well, I didn't want to humiliate you further after the felatio."

The enraged snarl that left her throat was a clear indication of my poor word choices, "Stupid barroth too boatsful! Me humble you!" She roared and I braced myself for her charge. I couldn't stand up the force of her powerfully built body and we went falling straight over the edge. Yep, we're officially fighting again. She wasn't armored like I was, so I could take more damage than her, However, I know I don't have as much offensive capabilities as her. In terms of overall combat ability, I'd say we were on equal footing.

Ugh, thank goodness I'm a built more solid than any tank right now or else the bed of grass and dirt might not have felt soo soft despite the fall. Shame that anjanath was built like a fleshy tank too, "Ragh!" She had me pinned and I had to crane my neck several times to keep her jaws from clamping down on my head. I'm sure I could survive one of her bites to the head but I sure as hell didn't want to feel it. Unlike last time, She kept her head enough distance after a clamp attempt to not let me get a good headbutt on her.

Taking a chance, I wiggled my arms out of her grasp and used my hands to hold her mouth shut after another bite attempt. I rolled us over to get the top position and was about to say something to try to calm her down until my hand atop her snout got hot, too hot, "Ow!" I yelped and she used the opportunity to kick me off with those toned legs of hers.

I had to roll on my belly to get back up properly and from the sounds of it, so did she, "Rargh!" Her nostril s were fully flared now, crest up and heat clearly burning in her throat. She tried to pounce on me and I had to hop to the side to avoid her body along with those flailing claws of hers. Another opportunity presented itself to me and I took it, lowering my head and ramming myself in her exposed side as hard as I could.

I could hear the wind leave her for the moment but it wasn't long enough for me to get a good second blow in and she held me in place. Those legs were no joke because let me tell you, taking those knees to the gut felt equivalent to... okay, if you've ever been kneed in the gut, you know it hurts and knocks some air out of you. Our fight was basically just like bigger humans fighting.

Except one breathed fire and one poor guy could sling mud.

Then it hit me in a figurative manner, I had an idea by the third knee strike and luckily her grip on me began to slack, also thanks to mud might I add. I removed myself from her hold and scoped out a chunk of mud from my hide, then proceeding to sling it right at her face, "Aargh! Stupid barroth dirty, cheap tricks!"

"And it doesn't cost me much!" While she flailed around and wiped her face off as best she could, I backed up to gain some distance on her and held up my hands to align both my thumbs and index fingers to form a square, "Gotta get this just right," I whispered. I wanted to hit her head on and end this nonsense.

I swore steam was practically erupting from my crest when I started my charge and she didn't get the mud out of her eyes until I was but a step away. Could've sworn I heard her mutter an "oh shit", an appropriate way to react in her current situation.

"Raaaarrgh!" My roar came from the heat of the moment, an odd mirth in me from literally carrying this jungle monster woman with my all out charge and the literal heat on the top of my back practically scorching a small cluster of my back not protected by mud.

My charge carried her for only a few seconds and only stopped once her back slammed into a large tree. She slid down and slouched to clutch her no doubt sore stomach once I backed up, groaning from pain surging through her midsection from the blow, "Urgh, body hurts."

"Gonna hurt worse if you keep going." I warned her. I thought that might have been the end of this little spectacle but no, she growled as the primal rage in her body had yet to be beaten out of her.

She rushed upwards with a wild strike with her right arm but the attack didn't hit since I dodged. Then she kicked my side but the claws on her foot barely left a mark. That's when I noticed that she seemed more sluggish, a hint of desperation in her attacks. Her breath seemed more ragged and I swore there was a flush in her cheeks. 'Was she sweating too?' I wondered since I swore I saw her sweating, 'I thought Wyvernoids didn't sweat.'

I blocked her next incoming kick with both my arms, buckling from the blow even though it wasn't all that powerful compared to her previous attacks, 'I should probably start blocking with my head instead of my weak ass arms. Why couldn't I be a brachydios or something that punched?' I shrugged off those thoughts and pushed back, knocking her off a good chunk of her balance. She was easy to topple with a finely placed leg sweep.

"Gah!" she was dazed and on her back, allowing me to seal in her defeat by completely pinning her down, "Grrrrr." Her struggling was in vain, I had won.

"It's over mighty anjanath. I call tops." Her arms were locked to her sides and I was firmly settled atop her body, she wasn't getting up easily if at all unless I let her, "Yield."

She stared deep into my eyes... then at my crotch, "Fine. Do what you will, barroth."

I thought back to literally a few minutes back and how that went down. My eyes slowly took in her form and judging by the slight tremors I felt, she could feel my gaze, almost a tangible spark -

"Yeah, embrace the sex life bro! Breed that brute!" Oh, and there was Nikki, shouting encouragements from a tree rather than helping me!

"Shut your whore mouth, Nikki!"

"You're the one with a boner holding down a monster! You're no one to talk!"

I flinched at that. He was right, I was horny, She was horny... I think that's what she was. She certainly smelled like it... smelled... pretty nice... good smell... good female...

Giggity.

Cheeky POV

"I sense a giggity." My senses were tingling, I could tell that there was some mingling. That scary guy was about pull some tail up there and I couldn't watch.

No, here I was egg sitting his kulu-ya-ku friend instead, dammit. And I knew that sex with her was off the table, dammit, "Oh, me and Xavier did a giggity. And the jyuratodus friend did too I guess..."

Ugh, I know I could smell - wait, "Xavier?" Was that his title?

"The title of my barroth friend." It was!

"Ooh, so that's his title." Good to know even if it was a weird title. Wonder what he did to earn it.

"Hey." Smarty Claws broke me from my musings of that barroth with a quick chirp.

"Yeah?"

"Who dat?" She pointed upwards behind me. I tuned around and... and immediately tensed.

"Well, If it isn't my beta friend. Oh, and you brought another little snack too!" I hate Pukei-Pukeis. But this one, this one I loathed. She bullied me wherever I went and because of her, my gang was gone thanks to skin stealers, "Ugh! Why does she smell of mud? Wait, you were rolling around with... with him weren't you?"

'She-"

"Yep. But he's away right now." Why the hell would you tell this bitch that? Don't you have a danger sense!?

"Really?" oh no, she was getting that horrible smile of hers that spelled shenanigans! shenanigans that usually ended with me ass up and face down! "Let's get to know each other then!"


AN: Will Xavier fuck that anjanath ass? What will happen to our beta boi and Smarty Claws? Will I get a job?

Stay tuned for the next chapter!