Psycho DxD
Chapter 1
Psycho Breaking Expectations
Issei Hyoudou was, by all rights, the lowest of the low, he thought of nothing but women's breasts, seeing them, touching them, sucking them, poking them, anything you could think about doing with breasts, he thought about doing and that was all he thought about, a true pervert. He's been that way most of his life, along with his two friends, Matsuda and Motohama, they regularly find holes in the walls of the school they go to, Kuoh Academy, so that they can peak on the girls, and the holes, oddly enough, are usually all spying on girls, none for the boys. Not that the 'perverted trio' minded of course, Matsuda was known for having his camera ready and waiting for any girl parts that he sees, Motohama had the uncanny ability to gage a woman's breast size at a single glance, Issei was the self-proclaimed future harem king.
Added on to the fact that Issei was academically sub-par, below sub-par in the looks department, and it's no wonder why he has no girlfriend at the moment, "ugh, being a teenager is the worst, at this rate, jerking off to porn is the closest I'll ever get to doing it before college," he stated. He was currently leaning against the railings of a bridge with his left hand on his cheek and right forearm parallel with the railings, it was sunset now and he was on his way home, the more he thought, the more he felt defeated by life and so he let his head drop to the railing.
That is when he heard a soft voice call out, "excuse me, you're Issei Hyoudou from Kuoh Academy, right, or am I wrong," he looked up and over to see a wonderfully hot chick from a school he didn't recognize going by the uniform, but since she was smoking hot, he only nodded. She seemed nervous after seeing his nod, "hi, I uh… I just wanted to ask you a quick question, are you seeing anyone right now," and he couldn't believe this was happening, a girl was interested if he was dating someone, was this a love confession, so obviously his answer was no. "That's wonderful, uh.. in that case… since you're single… do you think you'd like to go out with me," he was stunned, "I've been watching you pass by here a lot and you seem so… I don't know… gentle… and very handsome and I- see… the thing is- I'd like for you to be my boyfriend"
What was the boy to say, this hot girl actually came up to him to confess, he said the only thing there was to say, "sure, that sounds great," he exclaimed with a little too much enthusiasm, "what about next Sunday, how does that sound for a good first date," he asked the girl.
She looked to have felt so relieved when he said that and put a hand over her chest, "it's a date then… night," she said leaning into his face, the only thing he could do was wave, her uniform looked so tight that it showed him an idea of what her breasts look like, she left with a smile.
When she was gone, he jumped around and pumped his fist in the air, left while calling himself the man and was so excited, he'd been dreaming and planning this day out from the day he discovered girls, this was going to be the best date ever, he would make damn sure of that. Yet, he was so excited that he missed the little white haired girl coming out form around the corner and into full view of anyone who looked her way, she was eating a popsicle while watching the two, she obviously knew something that the pervert did not.
The pervert went home and made sure his date was perfectly planned out, only, he didn't have her contact info, he was ready to scream when he felt something in his pocket, how he didn't catch it was beyond him, so he took it out and read it over, it was that girl's contact info. That tricky little minx must have slipped it in when he wasn't looking, the first thought he had was 'if she was that good with her hands, what else is she good at,' he let out a perverted giggle before saving the contact info to his phone, he couldn't wait to rub it in his friend's nose.
The next day possible, his friends decided that not only should he check out something new, but voiced it out loud in the middle of class, just as everyone else was about to leave, "dude, check this out," Matsuda exclaimed while holding up a black DVD case, just a blank looking thing.
"Check what out, thing isn't even labeled," Issei pointed out as he pulled his seat out and sat down, though he did feel overly chipper still from showing off his girlfriend to them this morning, not to mention knowing that he has enough savings stored up for a great date plan for her.
"Shows what you know," Motohama muttered while adjusting his glasses, "for you see this game right here is no ordinary game," the grins both of them had drew Issei's full attention to them with a perverted glint in his eye as well, "this is a game that was specifically made for our kind."
"This game is by far the greatest thing we could have ever asked for," Matsuda continued with glee as all three of them leaned into each other, "this is a game a scored from America, real high tech shit, VR porn game that has so many fetishes that your brain will explode from the choices."
"This game is all ours," Motohama was handed the case by his bald friend before putting it in a larger black box, this black box made it look like it was a drug or something, though to the perverts it was, "but at the moment you need the practice, so here," he held the case out to him.
"Gee, thanks," Issei grumbled before taking the case, he didn't bother yelling at them for the insult, because he knew he needed to prepare, so why not, and so he picked up his bag and the box and left the school to go home, he got halfway there when he had to stop at the park to pee. He sat the box down beside a stall with a urinal next to it, as he was doing what needed to be done a man in an overcoat carrying the exact same type of box came in and went to the stall next to him and began to do his own business, suddenly Issei got a text from Yuma and startled him. As he was finishing up he focused on his phone and bent down to pick up the box, missing it completely and grabbed the other one instead, leaving the bathroom with a completely new and mysterious box now instead of the original box that he was supposed to bring with him.
Sunday
Awe Sunday, for many it was the day off from school, a day of rest, a day to just be focused on video games and social lives of many, for the mornings though it was safe to say that many kids would be sleeping in on this day and not do many things outside of what was just required. Except for those that have a date in the afternoon of the day, such as Issei Hyoudou, so he would obviously be preparing to get ready for the date, checking his watch, checking his hygiene over and over again, and checking his finances again just to make sure he had enough for the date. With all the preliminary checks out of the way, the only thing left to do is to wait a few hours to head out, he was a bit overzealous and got up and ready a bit early, so he had ample time to wait and if needed get out any last minute first date material that he might want to look up as well.
Though with a casual glance to the side he noticed the still unopened black box that Matsuda and Motohama let him barrow to check out and 'get some practice in,' Issei looked over to his clock and sighed, "I do have some hours to kill," Issei muttered to himself before sighing, "why not?" The boy walked over to the box and pulled it up to his bed, opening it he saw the same black case he was shown with an added metallic armband as well, "cool, this must be how it plugs into your nervous system or something, so awesome," he quickly put the armband on his right bicep. He quickly felt it lock into place on him, "and it self-adjusts, way awesome," he got the next thing out, hopefully an instruction manual or something, couldn't spend all day on this thing, he didn't find one but he did find a green card of some sort, kind of see through too.
There was no other paper with the box, just the armband and the green card, "great, figures I'll need extra components to work it," though the armband did have a cool little slot in it now that he thought about it, looked like the card would just plug into the band, "what powers it though?" Again, Issei didn't see any other components, just foam that protected the parts, he shrugged and put the card into the armband, and nothing happened, "oh come on, I thought that I could at least set it up before coming back home to play it after my date," great, just his luck it busted. Issei was about to move right arm when he found he couldn't, "what the hell," he tried to lift it but it wouldn't budge, he tried to lift his left arm to pry it off, but he couldn't, his body was growing numb, "must just be starting up or something," he figured as his thoughts began to fade.
The next time he opened his eyes he was surrounded by all white, nothing else, "the hell is this," a voice broke into the white from behind him and he turned, finally able to move his body, or maybe it was a VR body, either way he turned to stare at… he wasn't quite sure what they were.
One was a dragon, a giant red fire breathing dragon with a pink under neck and a pale red in the inner flap of his wings, his eyes a glowing emerald green, his tail was long and scaled, his chest and claws looked almost like an armor of sorts with broad shoulders and a powerful frame. The other guy though was a warrior dressed all in black, his chest, helmet, pants, boots, gloves, bicep arm guards and helmet were black in color, all accented in wave patterns that made him look downright evil, his 'mouth' was stuck in a silver evil smile that sent chills down his spine. The forearm bracers and shin guards were white, along with the sides of his belt, his belt buckle and collar were gold, not only did this armor look bad ass, scary, and efficient for fighting, it looked expensive as well, "how the fuck is this supposed to be a porno game," he asked aloud.
"Fuck you mean porno game," the guy in black ground out as he marched up to the boy, grabbing his shirt and hoisting him up into the air, "you mean to tell me you thought I was a porno game," the guy reached his right fist back before launching it forward, right into Issei's unprotected gut. "Guess you should have done some research," Issei didn't listen, clearly, since he was busy puking his guts out when the guy dropped him to the white floor, "guess it doesn't matter though, does it," with the left hand at his neck, Issei's forehead was roughly grabbed with the other. Soon a pale purple energy was being drained from the boy and into the mind of the guy in black, Issei could feel his mind being peeled away bit by bit as his mind was read through, information being downloaded bit by bit until the guy knew all that he did, every bit of information.
"Was that really needed black warrior," the dragon spoke for the first time now, the voice rattling off the white space they were in and slamming back into Issei's ringing ears, he barely was able to look up when the dragon began to speak again, "the boy is no threat to you or your goals."
"You have no idea what my goals are lizard," the black guy pointed out before the dragon tried to swipe for the guy with its claw, but the guy turned into black light and went over the clawed hand, he turned back to solid matter to face the him, "this boy is pathetic, a complete fool too."
"Yet he is still my fool that may still achieve great things stranger," the dragon came to his aid at least, but clearly this guy had the advantage in whatever was going on, Issei tried to rise before falling back down, "do not strain yourself partner," but the boy rose once more to try and leave.
"Don't bother," the bone chilling voice of the black warrior came to his ears, "I don't think he'll be lasting long enough to matter," a long bi-pronged rod came out of nowhere and stabbed into Issei's back, he let out a guttural gaggling noise as the stab pierced his lungs with the stab. "The only thing this moron will be getting is destruction," the guy ripped the rod from the boy and let the blood flow out freely from the two holes as the light began to leave his eyes, "don't worry though, your body will still have purpose," the boy finally died with fear in his eyes.
The dragon sighed at what has happened to his partner, "did you really have to kill the boy, black warrior," he asked him and got a glare in return, at least the dragon thought it was a glare since he couldn't see behind the helmet, "my name is Ddraig warrior, what is yours?"
"Not that it's any of your business, but you can just call me Psycho Black," the named Psycho Black informed the dragon, "and for your information I did have to kill the boy, who knows what that idiot would do after that bitch does whatever she's going to do, might kill himself or something."
Psycho Black sent his rod back from wherever it was he got it and began to feel the push to send him out of this inner world just as Ddraig felt it time for him to go as well, "it appears you'll be going now, take care of this body Psycho Black, and do enjoy your date," before he woke up.
Psycho Black shot his eyes wide open, his now brown eyes to be specific, and noticed he was standing stock still, it was clear to him that the boy was an idiot now more than before, who stands up to play a VR game with no protection, not to mention the risk of losing track of time. The psycho ripped the armband from his arm and crushed it and the data card he was sealed inside of with only his hand, "now to find a way home," he muttered to himself as he wirelessly connected his mind to the satellites all around the globe and began to go through information. All while also moving his physical body and began to truly prepare for the date with the creature that asked the boy out, "at least the boy knew how to dress for a date," he muttered again when he saw the polo shirt and blazer, and it wasn't long before he smirked at himself in the mirror.
Psycho Black was waiting outside of a mall at the corner beside of a map for Yuma, "dumb bitch, making me wait for a murder attempt," he commented once he realized the time, he was in a dark blue collar shirt with a dark grey over shirt over that, blue jeans, and finally brown shoes.
"Here, take a flyer," some woman just shoved a piece of paper in his hands, looking over he saw a girl in a short yet puffy dress, black choker with red lace, and brown hair that resembled a bat's wings, she held a red handbag with white straps, she just smiled before walking off.
"Oh fuck, another one," Psycho Black commented before looking at the paper, "'your wish will be granted', yeah right, like that was true," he said sarcastically, he put the paper in his pocket as he looked to the left and saw Yuma heading his way, "oh cool, you made it, I'm glad that you came." Psycho Black's statement was nowhere near what he wanted to say, he actually wanted to curse her and whatever master she served for making him do this since she clearly had to serve someone, there was no way that she would kill random humans, no point in doing such things.
Though he acted just like Issei would, something clearly felt off about him to the girl, there were various side glances here and there that you could tell she knew something was up, it bothered her more than what she might have liked, but held it in and looked like the innocent Yuma. They began walking around the outside mall area and began their date, it was mainly walking around the various stores and window-shopping, going inside stores that held something interesting, stopping at a stand that looked interesting, and just enjoying the company of each other. Psycho Black even got Yuma a nice little pink, puffy bracelet, it went nice with her white shirt with black trim and black skirt, they began walking again when they then went to a small restaurant and got something to eat, Yuma got what looked to be a parfait while he got a juice.
It wasn't long until the day was over though and soon was the end of the date around sunset, they took a shortcut through the park, "I sure had fun today," Yuma said as they were walking, she felt out of touch somehow, like something wasn't feeling right about some of it, or none of it.
"Yeah, this was the best date ever," the psycho replied, their hands grazed each other as they walked, he held her hand out of nowhere since it seemed like something he'd do as they walked towards the water fountain, they were a few meters away when Yuma let go for a moment.
The reason she let go was so that she could run up a little ways so she could finally enact her plan, "can you do something for me, in honor of our first date there's something I'd like to do… to commemorate this special moment," she stepped closer and closer as she talked, yet guarded.
"Sure, you can ask me anything at all," the grin that Psycho Black wore on Issei's face did not do anything to curb the feelings that the girl obviously had, the grin didn't go away as she still held onto the brave face she had and refused to back down from the challenge of killing this boy.
She got in close and grinned her own grin, "would you die for me," she backed up a bit to look at his face, it still had his grin on, so she got up closer and whispered in his ear, "I want you to die for me," her voice grew less high pitched and more sultry as she backed up and started changing. Yuma's clothes tore away as she became naked for a moment before black ooze started to seep onto her person from her own pours and soon formed around her figure, forming into a tight leather fetish wear, her face and body developed into more womanly features, looking hot as hell. "Well, I have to admit, I did have some fun today, considering how naïve and childish you are, things could have been much worse, and thanks for the gift too, very sweet, but… even so," Yuma held out her gloved left hand as red light enveloped it and a red spear appeared in her hand.
"You call that a spear," Psycho Black's tone was mocking when he said that in Issei's voice, making the woman that was feeling put off by him nervous now, out of nowhere he held his own Psycho Rod out and ready to fight, "though, my Psycho Rod isn't really a spear, it does the job." 'Yuma' growled at him as she brought her spear back and was about to throw it when Psycho Black launched himself at her, stopping the spear hand by grabbing her wrist, his body growing in height as he pulled her to himself, her other hand trapped in the hole his rod was designed with. With a quick motion it was brought up by her head and forced back into the water fountain, imbedding it into the concrete, the arm still being held by the Psycho and in a firm outstretched way that was just uncomfortable, but she obviously knew wasn't going to be let up anytime soon.
"How," the question died on her lips as quick as it began to form once she saw what else was happening to him, his form darkened and lit up at the same time, black hard light enveloped his form and when it disappeared, the armored form of Psycho Black stood in all of his glory.
"I bet you're wondering why I feel so different than that weakling that you felt before," Psycho Black let go of his rod once he confirmed it wasn't going anywhere, and bent down while squeezing the wrist to make sure that the red spear was dropped, "well then keep wondering."
Just as he said that he put his right hand on her forehead and peered into her thoughts, her private, her public, every unconscious thought and openly stated idea that she ever had was his, every form of power she has he knew about, every plan in the works he now could destroy. The thoughts of doubt at why her great Azazel would order her to kill him after telling her to just observe, the rumors of Kokabiel wanting to start another great war, the first war stories that she was told and how it was between angels, fallen angels, and devils and their current status. How the current heads of this town on the supernatural side was Rias Gremory and Sona Sitri, but this fallen bitch Raynare didn't care, she just wanted to please her precious lord Azazel and didn't care who she killed to please him, and most importantly why she chose Yuma as a name.
"Really, Raynare, choosing Yuma to kill the boy at dusk, pathetic," the woman's head snapped up to meet his eyes when he said her name, "I just read all of your mind, and from the sounds of it, Kokabiel falsified orders," she scowled at him for reading her mind, and at the information. Psycho Black stepped away from her, keeping the rod pinning her hand though, "I would assume they gave you a reason as to kill Hyoudou instead of trying to turn him, though the only guess I could give is that he was too weak to train and so Kokabiel elected to kill him instead."
"You talk as if Issei Hyoudou isn't you," Raynare pointed out before trying to reach for the rod to pull herself free, a quick boot on that hand stopped her, "I don't know, they just said that a fact is that you were far too great a risk to us, gave me no choice but to kill you, too weak we thought." The boot quickly pressed into her hand more, causing her to grunt out in pain, "look, if you want someone to blame, blame God, he's the one that gave you the Sacred Gear," Psycho Black looked at her for a bit before raising back up to full height, "going to kill me now that I failed to kill you."
"No," Psycho Black yanked the Psycho Rod out of the stone roughly, forcing Raynare to jerk forward and into his waiting left hand as he raised her by the throat, "what you'll be doing is put that brain of yours to work for me, I know all that you know now so I could do it myself, though." He forced the fallen angel to the ground and put the bi-pronged rod point to her neck, "I obviously can't be everywhere at once, and I need more information than you currently have, that'll be your job, get me that information and you may just end up living past my convenience."
Psycho Black stepped away as he put away his Psycho Rod and began to turn back to looking like Issei, growing shorter and his armor blinking out of existence, all while Raynare was still recovering from the rough treatment, "and why…(huff)…should I…(huff)," she asked him.
"I could just kill you now, send your remains to the devils in the area and say 'you have a problem' which would lead to a massive war between fallen and devils, before long angels will come and long story short, I'll personally kill Azazel and let him know you're the reason. My hand will be lodged in his chest with my hand on his heart about to squeeze it and I'll tell him, 'I started this war just to tell you to blame Raynare, she didn't do what I told her', before killing him, do you want that," Psycho Black asked the now horrified fallen angel.
"No," she struggled to catch her breath before raising to stand at a height just a head taller than him right now, "what information do you want," just to ad to her irritation he put on a pose like he was thinking, but clearly knowing he was doing it just to fuck with her, "just tell me."
Psycho Black looked to her with a mocking smile, knowing exactly what he wanted from her, "well first, how about you focus on that little thing you were doing with that nun and her Sacred Gear and then we'll see from there," he turned around and began to walk away to his previous place.
"Let me guess, want to make a little scene about how bad the date went, erase your friend's memories of me and let you go about inconspicuously until I contact you with information," Raynare guessed as she began to spread her wings and prepared to leave immediately.
"Make a scene and erase memories are obvious, me being inconspicuous will never happen," he relied back with a grin, "but while you're gaining information on your side, I'll be gaining it a different way," he stuck his hands out in an extravagant motion as if accepting a great gift. "You'll take that pathetic red spear and strike me down, I'll summon a devil that'll reincarnate me play the part of a grateful boy, until I get what I want," the grin almost split his face as he continued, "come on, right here," he pointed to his chest, "come on bitch, show me you have the balls."
"Like you needed to tell me twice," she hoisted her right hand back and threw the thing at full force, impacting the Psycho Ranger in the gut hard, making him skid back several feet, but he still stood, "I thought you'd at least fall, oh well… thanks for the lovely date, it was fun," she left.
"Bye bitch," Psycho Black waited until Raynare was out of sight before he fell back on his back, oh this is going to be fun, he reached into his pocket and pulled out the paper, "let's hope this bitch doesn't have an attitude," he began to say his wish, a wish to be healed and granted power.
As he was fading out, knowing that he'll either die for good or be back soon, he began to see a red glow which soon died down as a form began forming from magic particles, "I have come, you're the one who summoned me, are you not, since death is upon you, I will gladly take you in." The red haired woman began as an introduction as she unfolded her black bat-like wings, she smirked before stating, "not today, I will not let you die, from this moment forward, you will live your life for my sake," fat chance of that, but it was nice to dream, now if only she'd hurry up.
Next morning
Psycho Black woke up to quite the sound, "wake up or I shall kill you dead, wake up bitch, or I'll chop off your balls," he immediately reached up and crushed the damn thing with a fist, why anybody would have such an alarm clock was beyond him, even his psycho mind wasn't that bad.
He swung his legs to land on the outside of his bed and on the floor before standing up, bending backwards and stretching his back, hearing the joints crack and pop made him wonder out loud, "why in the hell would humans want to sleep, takes hours out of your day and not needed." Of course the fact that humans required sleep to function even a little and that he was a cybernetically and magical powerhouse with unlimited stamina wasn't really his concern, or anyone's concern for that matter, "what's the actual time though?" The clock that wasn't destroyed was the clock on his phone, it showed it to almost be time for school, "great, if I'm not there I won't learn anything from the devils and if I am I'll have to put up with the boy's reputation of being a pervert, do I stay or do it go?"
In all likelihood he'll have to go, if to just put on an act of cluelessness to those that would be watching him now, probably do something stupid, like walking right up to campus with his school uniform on but with a black t-shirt on instead of black, and maybe just approach that red head. So that's what he did, he got up, got dressed, and headed to school like he was Issei, white dress shirt open to reveal a black t-shirt underneath and all, the only thing wrong is that it wasn't what he wanted to look like, he wanted to go to his true unmorphed form, but he'll wait for that.
Psycho Black walked through the front gate to the school and drew the eyes of everyone, the boy was infamous here for his plain appearance, and not following the rules of uniform with a red t-shirt, and yet now he was coming in with an aura of something else, something evil yet inviting. The first to notice was the girls from the kendo club that Issei and his two friends spied on all the time, Murayama and Katase if the Psycho remembered correctly, they turned their heads and stared at the natural flow of his confident appearance, naturally feeling like a different person.
"Ladies," Psycho Black winked at them and for some reason heard their hearts flutter at the wink, before they tried to regain the thoughts of him being a pervert, but the Psycho focused back to what was in front of him and walked up to Issei's two friends, sitting on the landing of the stairs. The two didn't notice anything as they watched the girls around them and just 'chilled', as they liked to call it, he just hung out there as well and watched the people pass him by, some gave him appraising looks, some looks of disgust, and yet all noticed him, good and bad and neutral.
It wasn't long before one particular person was about to come down the steps, he looked up and noticed Rias Gremory standing at the top and about to head down, he heard some whispers of how she was 'so awesome', and 'totally gorgeous', he barely noticed that at all as he watched her.
As she began to descend the stairs and was about to turn the corner to go down the rest, he whispered for only her to hear him, "hey Red, I had fun last night," she paused for only a sixteenth of a second, but it was enough for him to catch before she started to walk right on. This time he spoke louder, "oh don't be like that, last night was fun," that made her pause before turning to look back at him, "you were a bit of an amateur and your timing was just abysmal at best, but it wasn't completely bad, you just need some practice," her face started to get red. Whether it was from anger or embarrassment he didn't care, the school was all murmuring now as he began to walk away and to his class, it was then that he decided that this was going to be a fun time, not even looking anyone else's way as he just went to his class and sat there casually.
Right before the teacher came in and began teaching class though, he decided to check in on his research on what this world was like, a complete backup program that was running in his mind thanks to the ever present technology around him, which he hadn't checked since before his date. Psycho Black just turned from fine, to annoyed, this place wasn't the Earth that he was familiar with, same name and same date system, hell, far as he could tell same solar system and galaxy, at least the same type anyway, however it wasn't right, none of it felt the same to him, none of it.
Psycho Black sent half the program to space for this exact reason, and he was actually surprised, he was in the same universe not like another universe was impossible, but it was clearly the same, deep space satellites found evidence of the United Alliance of Evil, his home faction. This means that he was more than likely on a planet exactly the same as Earth, an Earth 2 as it were, on the other side of the entire evil empire and maybe on the other side of the galaxy it was on the other side of, meaning he was quite far from the Earth that he was used to being on.
You'd think that was the reason that his mood had dropped, but it wasn't, Psycho Black was at his very core an anti-ranger, a ranger that was the invers of the Power Rangers, and therefore knew that he was only meant to ever be an evil ranger, and yet he found none when searched. Of course there was the odd mention of a similar group, but only as a kids show, and they weren't even close to the true raw power that the rangers could even come close to possessing, so not only was he stuck here for the foreseeable future, it was without an adversary.
The only real thing that he could do right now was sleep, this pathetic lesson was something he already knew and so didn't bother to hide the fact that he was going to sleep instead, right up until it was time to go home, so Psycho Black decided to go anywhere but home, the park. It was still just a park with a fountain, not a very nice one either, what with those two holes in it that proved to anyone who asked that he really did scare a fallen angel have to death, and could have killed her too if he so chose, and as it became night, he almost wished he did.
Because as he looked back, and saw a guy in a fucking overcoat walking up to him, "well, this really is unfortunate, me running into you, that is, out of all the people I could have run into," the man shot a glare his way and for some reason thought that would do something to him, it didn't.
"Is this the part where I'm suppose to be scared," Psycho Black asked rhetorically while dropping his school bag, "did Raynare send you, or are you here to just see if you can kill me," he asked looked as if this was worth his time, and he knew that it wasn't, "spoiler alert, you can't."
"Such hubris, I can't abide lower-class beings," the man was clearly crazy, thinking he'll live after insulting a Psycho, the man held out his left hand, "so let's see, it appears as though your friends and master are nowhere to be found, you show no signs of disappearing, nor magic circles."
"So what are you going to do crow, call me a stray and try and kill me, your mother obviously never told you how to act properly," Psycho Black saw that the man narrowed his eyes at him, "oh sorry, did mentioning a mother hit a sore spot, seeing as you don't have one that is." The man growled at him and charged while forming a light spear in his right hand, it was blue with a large blade with a huge hole in the center of it, looking like a fancy clock hand rather than a spear, but he threw it with a good amount of strength, yet still slow to the Psycho's eyes. Psycho Black just side stepped it before speaking again, "big and useless, just like how your dad probably was," in a moment his form became hard light and appeared before the man and struck him hard in the gut he tried for a blind jab out of reflex that the Psycho blocked with a left elbow. The return attack to the guy's jab was Psycho Black's right leg impacting the guy's chest in a kick that just about gave him heartburn right before coming down and striking at the guy's right shoulder with his right hand when the guy hunched over in pain from the kick.
"What," the guy grunted right before a left kick struck the back of his skull, his right wrist was grabbed and forced his arm up and behind him in a strong and cruel grip, "you shouldn't be this strong," the response he got was his arm bending back even more until they heard a snap.
"Why shouldn't I be," Psycho Black had a grin on his face before kicking the guy's head in with a stomp of his foot, he dropped the hand and stepped back as if admiring his handiwork before calling out, "you coming out or you enjoy watching," to nothing over to the tree line.
Out came the girl that saved him last night, the red head with actual big tits, Rias Gremory herself, along with a black haired girl with an orange ribbon tying her hair in a ponytail, with bigger tits than Rias, the last to come out was a white haired first year, Koneko her name was. Rias raised an eyebrow at the beaten fallen to his side before addressing him, "this wasn't how I wanted introductions to go," she muttered to herself before addressing him directly, "I am Rias Gremory, and you are Issei Hyoudou, correct," of course she already knew his name though.
"Nope, got the wrong guy," Psycho Black walked forward and got his school bag and hefted it over his shoulder, "my name is Psycho Black," he changed into his armored form and let them all gasp at his form, right before he changed back to look like Issei, "anything you want to say, Red?" Rias was clearly about to speak up before the Psycho felt pain, not really a blinding pain, but not really enough for him to yell out or grunt either, if anything it was closer to maybe shock if anything else, someone actually had the nerve to stab him, who the hell thought to do that. He looked back and saw the guy who he just beat behind him, then he looked down to his chest and saw the light spear sticking out of his chest, "I'm getting tired of you," he jerked around and ripped the light spear out of the fallen's hand before grabbing the guy's throat with his right hand.
Without another word he lifted the guy by his throat and into the air, grabbing the back of his head with his left hand, the Psycho easily broke the fallen's neck with a quick twisting motion, and then spread his hands further apart separating the head from the rest of the body as well. The spear of light disappeared from within his chest and left huge gaping hole, though he was still a Psycho and therefore part android that had infinite stamina, that didn't meant he had infinite health though, so it was clear that he was going to fall over from the wound. As he began to fall though he quickly felt being caught on something soft, he barely had to look up to know that he was caught by Rias Gremory, he began to fade out as he heard her start to give orders to her peerage and he truly passed out when she looked to him.
Next Morning
Psycho Black was making a habit of this, waking up the next morning after getting his torso stabbed into in some way that is, not that him not waking up at all was a good thing, but he'd rather not have to sleep and take time away from what he wanted to be doing, anything else. Raising his head slightly to the sunlight peering in through the curtains, he began to rise with his arms reaching back to support his weight of the sitting position, only to feel a mound of flesh on his left hand, he turned his head to see Rias laying in his bed, naked, and being groped by him.
"I can't tell what's worse, the fact that I had to be healed, missing the struggle to find where I lived and carry me here, or that she has no sense of modesty whatsoever," Psycho Black voiced as he took his hand off her boob and fell back onto the bed, "could always be worse I suppose."
It was at that moment that Issei's mother came through the door wanting to wake up her son, who was running late, "Issei, it's not National Go To School Whenever You Want Day," she opened the door and found her son, covered by sheets, with a naked red head in bed next to him. She hurriedly closed the door and ran downstairs to tell her husband, "do you know what he's doing up there, a live naked girl is in our son's bed, no shame at all with sleeping next to him naked either," the yelling was not really needed, nor were the degrading comments after that.
"It's quite a party here in the morning, isn't it," the voice of the subject to the commotion came into hearing of the Psycho, who turned his head to look at her and her smiling face as if she didn't start this, "want me to get rid of the covers so you can get a better view," she noticed the stare.
"I'd prefer it if you didn't do that," Psycho Black grunted before sitting up now and putting his lefts on the floor by his bed, "can't believe I had to be healed, again, stupid fallen angels and their stupid light spears," he stood up now and began to look for clothes, and quickly getting dressed.
"So you already know of the fallen and light spears, but not about devils, correct," Rias asked the Psycho and got a raised eyebrow as if that answered all her questions, and it did for some, "okay, so how were you able to fight him so effortlessly, not many can take on a fallen angel like that."
He turned to her fully now before bringing up his right forearm to point up, "Psycho," before bringing it to his side and putting up his left hand out, two fingers slightly higher than the rest, "Black," his formed seem to be engulfed in an explosion that revealed him in his armored form.
Rias looked at him frightened, this man was not the Issei that she thought she reincarnated into being a devil, but the Sacred Gear that she felt was inside of him was still there, but for some reason he felt so different to what she saw in the boy days ago, like a different aura altogether. The feeling became much more potent and prominent when he called out his name and changed to a black armor, not only that but it was clear that his power jumped up higher than even her own, "you're not Issei anymore, are you," she asked him just to be clear with everything.
"Clearly, I'm not," Psycho Black stated before turning back to look just like Issei, "in front of the boy's parents and at school you can call me Issei, but everywhere else and in private, call me Psycho Black," he pulled out a chair from in front of his desk and sat in it while she got dressed. Once she was done and had covered herself with her school uniform, he stood from his seat and began to head to the door to his room, almost wondering what she will tell the boy's parents, right before turning to her, "oh and if you ever sleep naked beside me again, we're fucking."
At Kuoh
It wasn't really a long walk to school, not that it mattered since Rias teleported through a teleportation circle and Psycho Black used his own method of teleportation through a reality distortion technique he knew, they appeared out of sight of everyone, having the same idea. Then walked into school side by side, with him to her left, walking in the form of Issei with the confidence of Psycho Black, it made for an odd sight to see him acting so confidently as if everyone knew he wasn't a hopeless pervert or virgin, but it did make them think. Psycho Black heard some of the talk around, things like, 'there's no frikkin' way', and 'he had to have done her homework or paid her or something', from the boys and to be honest he would have been insulted, a Psycho doesn't need to pay a whore, they have no use for them even. The girls had a different mindset, 'what is happening, is he supposed to be cool now', to which the reply was 'yes, and I think it's working', oh it'll be working better when they notice how much Issei will be changing from now on, right until his attitude become unrecognizable.
As they began to walk into he actual school building Rias stated, "I'll send someone to get you and lead you to our clubroom after school, unless you know where it is," Psycho Black nodded, "then I'll meet you after school and we can introduce you to the rest of the club, bye," she waved.
Psycho Black gave a non-committal wave as well before stepping back to avoid a fist from Issei's friend Matsuda, "is that how it is, how we s'post to be pros when you're pimpin' Big Red on the DL, man," the boy asked in betrayal at the news his friend was walking into school with Rias.
"Matsuda, there's no need for that," Motohama put his hand on the shoulder of the bald teen to calm him down, "Issei is our buddy, let's give him a chance to explain," he pointed accusingly at the Psycho and exclaimed, "where did you go, and what did you do after you left yesterday?"
"Oh that," Psycho Black walked past them with a smirk as he leaned in and whispered in their ears, "just spent the night with 'Big Red' at my house," their shocked looks were almost worth it, he walked by them while saying only a little louder, "by the way, no carpet to match the drapes."
After school was over with, Psycho Black was walking along like he owned everything, and it wasn't really because of much, when everyone else got to class they either glared at him for one of two reasons, he was acting cool now, or that he basically said that he fuck Rias, it was fun. So his destination wasn't anything he cared for, the looks he was getting while going there was though, it was fun watching the kids glare and scorn him for his ability to do what they couldn't, so with great pride he left their sight and head for the old school building. It wasn't anything special really, like the main building to some small dorm to the school, or the right size giving the population allowed to get in through grades and not political pull, though the clock tower at the top of the building was a little much for the Psycho, not that it mattered.
When he finally went inside the building he headed for the room where he was going to meet everyone, it looked to be a high class meeting room with a big desk, two couches facing each other, a table between the two, and apparently a shower in the corner, a fucking shower. On one of the couches was Koneko Toujou, the white haired girl that he saw before being stabbed in the back by that fallen angel, on the other couch was a blonde haired boy reading a book, his name was Kiba Yuuto, the crowned prince of the academy, clearly he was gay though. The next one that came into view was Akeno Himejima, the other one of the 'two great ladies of Kuoh', as the rest of the school liked to refer to her and Rias as, "so this is the club for devils," his voice got the three not occupied in the shower, like Rias clearly was, to turn to him.
"Awe, you must be Psycho Black," Kiba got up from his seat and moved his way towards the Psycho, "the president said you would be coming by for introductions," he stuck his hand out for the Psycho to shake, his response was to change into his armored form and cross his arms.
He decided not to say anything and just waited until the Rias was done with her shower, and judging by the female outfit that thunder tits just laid down within it, she was almost done and so they could get started soon, "your clothes are laid out when you're ready miss president."
"Thank you Akeno," the woman thanked her servant as she cut the water off and began to put her clothes on, Psycho Black began to just stare, and think on why the fuck someone would put a shower inside of a meeting room and not in a fucking bathroom, fucking whores and nymphos.
"Who is that, I didn't see you there," Akeno said as she came over with closed eyes and a sway to her hips for attraction, "It's okay, I won't bite, you're the new guy, huh, it's nice to meet you," she said with a bow, "I'm Akeno Himejima, the vice president of the Occult Research Club."
"I'm the Evil Black Psycho Ranger, you can call me Psycho Black though," he returned the greeting but didn't bow back as he looked around, "nice place, little dark and depressing, right out of a fucking horror novel," he than pointed at the shower, "and that out of a brothel, the fuck?"
"Sorry to keep you waiting," Rias stated as she stepped out of the shower and drying her hair, "I know it's terribly rude but I didn't have a chance to wash after leaving your place," she stopped drying her hair and was about to move away from the shower when Psycho Black spoke.
"Why the fuck is there a shower in the middle of the fucking room, you like showers so much you need them during a meeting or something," the question was valid but nobody wanted to say that, "you like showers go to a bathroom and shower, not have one in the middle of the room."
So she chose to ignore it completely, "well now that you've arrived I think everyone is here," his eye twitched at the dodge, everyone moved along and sat down, him beside Koneko and Kiba and Akeno together as well, "we'd like to officially welcome you into the Occult Research Club."
"Let me guess," Psycho Black pointed to Kiba, "devil," he pointed to Akeno, "devil," and then jabbed a thumb at Koneko, "devil," Rias nodded at his deduction before pointing at himself, "Psycho devil," she frowned a bit but could not refute that statement with what she's seen.
"Yes, the club is just a front to look like our devil work is some sort of hobby," Rias explained and Psycho Black could see that, "you know about what fallen angels are and us devils, so you obviously know about regular angels as well, right," the answer was obvious, but he still nodded. "Then I suppose it would be easier if you told us what you don't know at this moment and how you might have gained the knowledge that you do have," she raised her own eyebrow at him, it would be quite easier to show them really, so without a word he grabbed Koneko's head.
The information came and allowed him to feed off of her brain, reducing her memories to mere ones and zeroes as her entire being was copied into himself and he found out everything about her, even the subconscious thoughts she wasn't aware she had ever even had, oh the fun. The fun continued when he saw how she came to be in Gremory's service, how her sister killed her king and fled, making the girl endure a bit of a rough stretch, being held captive, talks of death around every corner, and no real evidence that her sister did go mad with power. The memories came to a stop sooner than others since she was just barely a decade and a half old and so he took his hand away and let the girl jump away from him against the far wall, the others rising to ready stances at him possibly attacking one of their own.
"Calm down, I just read her mind, in a way," Psycho Black informed them, "every memory or thought she had has been crunched into ones and zeroes and put into this brain of mine that acts like the most advanced supercomputer you've ever seen, power and memory beyond your own." He pointed to his helmet casually as his black eyes focused on Koneko, "not a bad show to be honest, a little boring until your sister betrayed her king, and it did have some funny moments when you thought, in the back of your mind of course, to look up cat porn, but considering."
Koneko clearly didn't know what to think when he started talking, all her memories were just read, and he watched it like it was a show, and laughed it off like it was just entertainment for him, but it was her past, it was what helped shape her into who she was, "what are you?"
"Didn't you hear me before," Psycho Black asked mockingly with a chuckle to his voice, "I'm the Black Psycho Ranger, I'm faster than you, smarter than you, stronger than you, and truly evil," he laid back on the couch and looked to Rias, "need I go on or do you know how I know now."
"I think we got the basic concept," she was clearly put off by him now, "that fallen angel that went on that date with you, you read her mind and learned all of her secrets in one simple touch to the head, and just like with Koneko and I'm guessing Issei, you know all she did as well."
"Right in one, I know she was after this thing," Psycho Black held up his left arm and a red dragon gauntlet appeared on his hand, "a Sacred Gear, a very intense and unique power that's found in a rare few, not really my color though so I won't be using it much," he sent it back to his world.
"Yes, so clearly not much needs to be explained to you since you also happen to know about us as well since you now know about Koneko's memories," Rias guessed and looked to the floor, "do you at least have a question, comment, or concern about anything related to us or being a devil?"
"One of each Red Tits," she almost glared his way for the nickname, "concern for Gold Dick, comment for White Pussy, and question for Thunder Thighs," they all almost blanched at the nicknames for them, but didn't bother to show it as they waited, "but they'll get addressed soon." Rias did openly sigh now, there was really no guessing what this Psycho was going to say, "but I do have a snide remark for you to be addressed now," he spoke to her directly, she almost didn't want to hear it, "get a fucking healer already, can't almost have an orgy to heal all the time."
"Not the worst comment I expected to hear," Rias did comment on that one though, "but I do have to ask if you wanted to work on pacts tonight or hand out flyers, your call," she asked her newest servant to help get the ball rolling, "no time like the present for my newest servant." Psycho Black was silent for a moment, did he not explain himself correctly, he might have left a few things out but he must have got the point across quite clearly, but the blissfully ignorant smile on her face told him otherwise, she actually thought he was a servant to her.
He couldn't help it, he laughed, "hahahahaha," and couldn't stop for a while since this bitch clearly thought she was worthy of his power, oh this was just funny as all hell, normally he'd be pissed off, but his left over good mood from pissing everyone off and the show from Koneko helped. "Oh that was a good one, oh whatever god devils pray to must love jokes," he stood up and turned to her, she got nervous when he stepped up to and towered over her, "I'm not a servant to be used however you see fit, nor do you own me," everyone went on high alert at that. Koneko especially got worried for her king, "I may need to stay attached to you so someone more powerful than me can't kill me after being labeled as a stray, but I will not just go do jobs and go on requests for you and your group, we'll be equals in this and that is it, understand?"
Now Rias and her peerage knew what he meant when he said he was the evil Psycho Ranger, an evil being that knew no loyalty, knew no compassion, and knew of no reason to obey other than their own survival, he's here for convenience, and that was all they were to him right now. Akeno was about to step up to him to help her king out when she held up a hand for her to wait, "very well, as you are psycho, as you like to put it, and therefore might be a danger to possible clients, you'll be exempted from going on pacts and put as combat only, how's that?"
"Now that works out just fine, I'm a fighter anyways," Psycho Black turned and began to leave while changing back to looking like Issei, "so let me know when a fight happens, but I'll be more than happy to hunt anything you need killed," and left them with that bit of knowledge.
