Chapter Two: Mihoshi
Mihoshi Kuramitsu was a very sexy woman.
Lying back in her seat, the blonde-haired, brown bombshell was dressed in her uniform. It was an orange jumpsuit that clung to her sexy hips and breasts as she watched TV on the sofa. Her long legs were propped up as she used her remote control to observe with a smile.
"Mmmhmm, I just love this show! I wish Kiyone would watch it with me!" said Mihoshi.
At that moment, Kiyone appeared at the door. The blue-haired babe walked in with swaying hips and full uniform. Halting before her, she put one hand on a wide hip. "Mihoshi?"
"Oh, Kiyone, there you are," said Mihoshi. "Let's watch TV."
"Mihoshi, we've got to talk here," said Kiyone.
"Oh, really about what?" asked Mihoshi.
"Well, I..." Kiyone halted. "Could you turn that television off first, please? This is important?"
"Can't you handle it?" asked Mihoshi with a yawn.
"No, Mihoshi, this is something only you can do," said Kiyone.
Mihoshi nodded. "Mmm, fine, I'll pause it." Taking the remote, she turned it off and sat up. "So, what do you need help with, Kiyone?"
"Mihoshi..." Kiyone halted. "You aren't doing your job. At all."
"Don't be silly, Kiyone; we caught Ryoko plenty of times," said Mihoshi.
"Yes, but this isn't a game," said Kiyone. "Whenever Ryoko gets caught, she just walks out. I'm the one who's been doing all the work, me and all the other police. Everyone is looking to me to lead while you do nothing but slack off and watch TV."
"Well, I'm really good at slacking," said Mihoshi with a laugh.
"Mihoshi, this is serious," said Kiyone. "Real people are getting hurt because of the Galaxy Police's inability to do its job. And you, as Police Chief, are responsible for whether or not that job gets done."
"But we're arresting the bad guys," said Mihoshi.
"The bad guys get off with a slap on the wrist, Mihoshi!" said Kiyone. "Not even that most of the time! I don't have the political pull or authority to tell your family no!
"You've been set up as a puppet. You aren't supposed to be doing your job. You're supposed to run the revolving door, the rich criminals. The ones who are taking over a walk-through as a formality."
"Well..." Mihoshi halted. "If I'm not supposed to be doing my job, then I guess I'm doing a great job, aren't I!"
Kiyone put her hands on her face. "Is that supposed to be a joke, Mihoshi?"
"Maybe," said Mihoshi with a smile.
"It's not funny," said Kiyone before drawing out a contract and pen. She put it down on the table. "I want you to sign this."
"Hmm, what's this?" asked Mihoshi.
"It's your official resignation from the police force," said Kiyone. "You give up your status as Galaxy Police Force and resign on a pension. Your family is rich; you can spend all your time sleeping and watching TV to your heart's content."
Mihoshi bit her lip. "...Will you be resigning as well."
"No, I'm going to be taking over for you," said Kiyone. "If you install me as your successor, I'll have the same workload I do now. But I'll actually have the authority to make some improvements. At the very least, morale will improve to have someone competent in place."
"But you have to come with me, Kiyone! We two are partners forever!" said Mihoshi.
"We were never partners, Mihoshi," said Kiyone. "You might not be the brightest bulb in the box, but you're not that dumb. Plenty of people will be less intelligent than you are far more productive.
"It was cute, back when we were just police detectives giving traffic tickets. But now it's legitimately dangerous! You do the same thing you did as a detective is making life worse for many people!"
"But you have to come with me; we've been friends forever," said Mihoshi.
"Think about what you are asking of me, Mihoshi! You'd be just as happy as a maid or a rich heiress!" said Kiyone. "But I won't!
"I've wanted to be a cop since long before you did, and I've been trying to do my job. We are friends, but... do you know the opportunities you've cost me?
"I was second in my class in the Galaxy Police Academy. I should have been 1st.
"That's why they assigned me to you. They didn't want a mere commoner making their children look bad. You, on the other hand, didn't do any work in the academy.
"They assigned me to cover for you, ensuring you didn't cause serious problems.
"And I've done it. And... you are my friend Mihoshi.
"But this isn't about us.
"It's about the universe as a whole. I'll visit you, I promise, but I need to fix this mess, and I can't do it with you as Police Chief."
"No!" shouted Mihoshi. "I'm not letting you go, Kiyone! We're partners forever! I won't let you!"
"Mihoshi, will you stop thinking about yourself for one moment and think about me!" said Kiyone. "I'm asking you as a fellow officer, as a friend. If you retire, it will help me a lot. You can influence your family to listen to what I have to say. You can send a message.
"Please, Mihoshi, stop hurting me."
Mihoshi halted for a long moment. "...Go away, Kiyone! I'm not talking to you right now!
"I'm the Police Chief, and you're just my second in command! You're supposed to do what I say!"
"Well, no one can say we didn't try?" said a voice.
All of a sudden, Kiyone separated into three Kiyone's and then more, and they grabbed her body. Pulled away with a cry, Kiyone was dragged into a sphere filled with lots more of her. And they began to grope and kiss her as she did.
Then the three Chousin Goddesses appeared.
"What..." said Mihoshi. "What is going on here? Where is Kiyone?"
"Oh, Kiyone got her chance a while ago and failed it," said Washu. "Though she's probably having a lot more fun now than she'd like to admit. We let people write their own afterlives."
"You have already written yours," said Tokimi.
Suddenly, the room vanished. Mihoshi found her arms and legs pulled into a spread eagle position. Her breasts bounced, even as she was pulled to either side. Looking to the sphere, she saw Kiyone getting groped and kissed by herself. Kiyone moaned, blushing scarlet as she was rubbed down.
"No, no, this can't be! I... someone please help!" cried Mihoshi.
"Yeah, that reaction is sort of the problem," said Tsunami. "You may not be particularly bright, Mihoshi, but you're smart enough to improve. If you'd put effort into not sleeping on the job and trying your best, Kiyone might have succeeded where we failed."
"Now hang on, let me talk to Kiyone, I'm sure..." began Mihoshi.
Then Tokimi slammed her breasts into Mihoshi's face with a smile, muffling her. "Not an option this time."
She drew back as Washu laughed. "See, what you say now defines who you were in the past. You refused when the chips were down, and everything depended on you doing the right thing."
"You don't care about Kiyone; you enjoy possessing her," said Tsunami. As she spoke, she was groping Mihoshi's breasts up and down.
"She's like a doll you keep around for emotional satisfaction," said Tokimi.
"Maybe she's a bit active, but your relationship with her is defined entirely by her use to you," said Washu.
"That's not true; I have done nice things for Kiyone!" cried Mihoshi, working hotter and hotter. "I mean, I turned the television off when she, you, asked me to."
Mihoshi screamed in pleasure as they worked at her. Kiyone meanwhile was being rubbed down.
"...That's really weak, you know that?" asked Washu.
"It's a really good show!" screamed Mihoshi as she came and came hard.
"In the end, you weren't willing to let her be her own person," said Tokimi. "You knew on some level how your presence negatively influenced her all along. And when she tried to get you to do the right thing, for her sake and everyone else, you refused.
"You want others as friends, but it all has to be on your terms. So you take, and you take, and you take and then put on an innocent face and say 'sorry' before doing it all over again."
"You can't do this! I'm part of the Kuramitsu Family and the Chief of the Galaxy Police-" began Mihoshi. Then she was smothered by Washu's breasts.
"We are literally a step below God, Mihoshi," said Wasu.
"We outrank you," said Tokimi.
"Welcome back, everyone, to JUDGMENT DAY!" said Tsunami, as they spun away and struck a pose. The three goddesses now went clad in bikinis, as Mihoshi was trapped in place.
"Today, we have a continuation of our last trip. Behind us, you can enjoy the sight of Kiyone Makibi enjoying the fruits of her own private universe!" said Tsunami. "But today, our contestant is Mihoshi Kuramitsu, her oblivious and utterly selfish partner!
"Anything to say to the crowd, Mihoshi?"
"Kiyone, Kiyone please help me! There are a lot of you; you've got to help me!" said Mihoshi.
"Kiyone Makibi can no longer perceive anything outside of her own universe. Least of all you," said Tokimi.
"Don't worry, she's got it better than most," said Washu. "Kiyone enjoyed doing good things for all the wrong reasons, you see. She did them because she liked feeling like a good and just person instead of because they were right. Which is still way better than not doing the right thing, but it limits.
"Which seems like as good a time as any for some exposition on the nature of self-inflicted hells! Take it away, Tsunami!"
"You see, hell is an entirely self-inflicted thing," said Tsunami. "All sentient creatures are born to be gods in the next life. However, when they pass on to the next world, their divinity's nature reflects their life's nature.
"Someone who is self-absorbed, materialistic, or evil will never be as powerful. The reality they create for themselves is by nature self-limiting. They can't perceive beyond it. Everything within that universe is by nature a shadow of its own reality. We actually have to put power into the prison to make it more lifelike.
"Hell, thus, if being trapped with yourself and knowing who you are.
"The good news for Kiyone is that her use of her own good nature has given her hell some perks. The shadows of her sins, now given sentience and physical form, want nothing more than to make her feel good. Whether she wants it or not.
"That's the problem with letting being good hinge on whether or not it's convenient. Outside forces always had a leash on Kiyone being a good person. So her sins now have a leash on her sole.
"Now, back to you, Washu!"
"Okay, ladies and gentlemen!" said Washu. "We now have the time for Judges! First off, we have Tsunami, the Judge of the Heart!"
Tsunami appeared and raised a microphone, swaying her sexy hips in a roll. One that whacked the sphere within which Kiyone was trapped. It sent Kiyone bouncing away, moaning as she did in her private hell as Tsunami's hair flowed. "Hey everyone, great to be back."
"Tokimi, the Judge of Action!" said Washu.
Tokimi appeared, spinning around to catch Kiyone and roll her along her shoulders. As they slipped off her hand, it was sent bouncing away. "This process seems needlessly convoluted."
"And me, Washu, who, needless to say, is the Judge of Intellect!" said Washu, catching Kiyone and spinning her around one finger. As she did, Kiyone's moans became more frustrated and pained. "Let's get started, shall we?
"And this time, I'm going first."
Then she tossed Kiyone away and surged forward to kiss Mihoshi on the lips.
Drawing back, she licked her lips and smiled. "Mmm, now here's a young lady who doesn't put nearly as much work in as she should. Lazy, and undisciplined, she refuses to try to become better at anything. She does seem to have put some thought into manipulating others to work for her.
"I guess I could call her sheltered, but then, she hasn't been sheltered since she left the academy.
"Mihoshi Kuramitsu, from beginning to end. He refuses to take the opportunities to learn when she gets them. That's why she gets a massive failing grade!
"Tsunami, you're up."
Stepped aside, she, like Tsunami, surged in to kiss Mihoshi. The taste was like candy. As she drew back, she smiled. "Mmm! Now that is a good kiss!
"We've got some real potential in spirit here! Mihoshi is incredibly open-minded and is willing to like and befriend anyone. She's a real sweetheart and doesn't hate anyone, and genuinely has tried to help others.
"Unfortunately, she's not willing to act on those feelings when they inconvenience her. So she fails by a sliver.
"Tokimi, take it away."
Tokimi surged in to kiss her as well. "Mihoshi Kuramitsu fails to act in all things.
"She is passive. Hedonistic. All she cares about is being able to live out petty pleasures. At no point does she take action to improve herself or aid others. She became a police officer purely because it was expected of her. Once she went there, she was more interested in the fantasy of stopping bad guys than actually doing it.
"Complete failure."
"Now that was mean, Tokimi," said Tsunami, kicking Kiyone's sphere into the air.
"But Mihoshi is about to be a whole lot meaner to herself," said Wasu.
"WHEEL OF GUILT!" All three cried.
And the wheel appeared as before. Washu took hold of it before whacking Kiyone's falling form to Tokimi with her rump. "Now, before we give Mihoshi a spin on this thing, does anyone have any thoughts?"
"Mihoshi Kuramitsu is an utter failure in both action and mind," said Tokimi. She levitated the sphere. "She deserves and will receive the harshest possible fate."
"Oh, come on, Tokimi, she has a pretty nice spirit. She only failed because of the other two qualities," said Tsunami.
"I dunno, Tsunami," said Washu. "Kiyone failed because she was slightly deficient in each quality. But she was just inches away from being a balanced, decent person. Mihoshi, though, put all her efforts into one quality. So it would take a lot more work to fix her than to fix Kiyone."
"Well then, let's get started," said Tsunami.
Washu spun the wheel, and suspenseful music began to play as it flowed around, faster and faster. Mihoshi cried out as it turned before slowing to a halt.
"And..." Washu watched where it pointed. "Mihoshi Kuramitsu is obliviously evil!
"Totally ignorant to the harm she is doing others, but through her own willful ignorance!"
"Let's give her a personal demonstration of it, then!" said Tsunami.
The three goddesses spun around, breasts bouncing before they surged forward toward Mihoshi.
"Action!" said Tokimi, kissing Mihoshi.
"Intellect!" said Washu, kissing Mihoshi.
"Spirit!" said Tsunami, kissing Mihoshi.
And then everything changed.
Mihoshi found her arms and legs released. Even as it did, two translucent squares appeared on either side. It pressed in from both sides, so her cheek and breasts were pressed against it. Trapped in place, she squirmed as the sides were sealed together. At the same time, another Mihoshi appeared before her. Then another, and another. They were eating popcorn as electricity shocked Mihoshi.
"What..." said Mihoshi as the cube she was in began to constrict. "What are these bindings! Let them off me!
"Kiyone, Kiyone please help!"
"Kiyone's not here," said Tsunami.
"But don't worry, we've got you a replacement," said Washu.
Mihoshi's prison squashed her into a tight cube. Then it expanded outward, and Mihoshi expanded with it, going bloated.
"Hahahaha! This is so funny!" said a Mihoshi.
"This isn't funny; you can't..." said Mihoshi, as the square gave way. Then, puffing up larger and larger, Mihoshi rose into the air. She tried to move, but her hands and legs were soon overtaken. Soon she had expanded out to be a balloon and rising, only to lose her breath and fly around as she was caught.
As it happened and she floated flat to the ground. Meanwhile, an ever-increasing number of Mihoshi's appeared to laugh and laugh. Finally, as Mihoshi settled, Tsunami picked her up and forced her into the shape of a basketball, bouncing her up and down.
"Well, you always did like cartoons, Mihoshi," said Tsunami. "Now you get to live in one. And you're sins are going to be the audience."
"No, please, let me out of here!" cried Mihoshi.
"Probably should have asked for forgiveness before your punishment happened. It might have helped then," said Washu. "Now it's nothing but wacky antics!"
Then, grabbing Mihoshi in hand, Washu hurled her into the air with a bounce of her bosom. Spinning into the air, Tokimi spun around in a roundhouse kick. It sent Mihoshi flying away into the cosmos as her sins watched and laughed.
Forming the cosmos into a sphere, they put it next to Kiyone.
Within the sphere, Kiyone continued to be pleasured by her sins as Mihoshi's laughed at her plight. Kiyone got to enjoy Mihoshi's defeat while unable to escape from her own narcissism. All while none of it was her fault. And Mihoshi got to be with Kiyone.
Happily ever after.
"At your expense," said Tokimi.
Tsunami shook her ass for the camera as she spun. "Self-made hell inflicted.
"You know, I think these two really did make good foils to eachother. Maybe we should put them together on a mantelpiece when we're done."
"We have no time for that at the moment," said Tokimi.
"Tokimi, we've got nothing but time. We exist outside of it and can create more anytime, for crying out loud," said Washu.
"Be that as it may, there are others who bear our ministrations," said Tokimi.
"Right you are; let's go after Ryoko next. I really want to see what she does to herself," said Washu.
"You're assuming she's going to fail," said Tsunami. "I mean, I know we're omnipotent, but that seems in bad taste for this kind of show."
"Well, she did already get a second chance from Kiyone and blew it off," said Washu.
"All of them did," said Tokimi.
Washu nodded. "Well then, why don't I take on the role of myself, then. Time for a Mother, daughter reunion!"
Time for some more fun.
