"Minnie! Minnie!" Yandel shouts. He is in his apartment packing for the trip. "Where is that Rattata?" He enters his room. Minnie is on the floor, masturbating to the porn she's watching on her phone. "Really? Next to my Switch?" He sighs. Then a nefarious idea forms and he gives a wicked smile. He stealthily gets an air horn he keeps in his drawer and sneaks behind her.

"Ah! Yes. I'm so close!" She pants. Unaware of the menace. She screams in ecstasy, as he blows the horn next to her ear. She barely reacts and catches her breath. This confuses Yandel.

"Hey Ya." She faces him, removing the wireless earbuds.

"Ah. You sly rat. Seems I have to get better." He chuckles. "Get ready. We're about to leave soon. I already packed our stuff."

"Okay~!" She stands and goes to her cabinet. "Which clothes do you think will get me more attention?"

"This isn't a vacation, ya nymph. Dress professionally, please."

"Me? Professional? That's rich coming from you." She laughs as she puts a giant black belt on her chest, a brown skirt and black leggings.

"Hey. We gotta give them the image, y'know? Though that's what they get for hiring a Hunter."

"How much are they paying?"

"Heh. Fifteen grand." Minnie's jaw drops to the floor.

"One thousand and five hundred dollars!? What's the catch?"

"I have to also photograph the "mating ritual", as he puts it. Something about changing the ways we interact with Pokemusu or some shit."

"Is he making a porno? There better be some fem on fem action."

"Don't know, don't care. Money is always good and this seems like a cakewalk."

"Are you sure? Trouble always seems to brew up whenever you're around." She packs her tools in her brown satchel.

"No negative thoughts! The law of attraction, man." She rolls her eyes and they leave. They will not expect the bizarre journey that will entail for them.

Ubase Forest

"Why are we here again?" Yandel asks as they travel through Ilex Forest.

"We're here!" Wilson excitedly says. They are close to a shrine. "Let me state something. My goal is to fill the missing entries that my great great great grandfather worked hard to complete." He pulls out a worn out notebook. "He is the founder of the Pokemusu entries we use today. Sadly, he passed away before he could finish most of it and it's up to us to finish the legacy for him!" He puffs his chest proudly.

"That's cool and all, but what's the point? In this day and age, everyone has done all the sex positions in the world with every single Musu." Yandel puts his hands in his pockets cause it's a little chilly.

"That is true. But what other Pokemusu hasn't been documented yet? The legendaries. It's how my great great great grandfather died. If only he had someone to protect at the time." There's a moment of silence. "Anyways, we're here to summon Celebi and research about her." He pulls out a flute made out of wood.

"Are you sure you want to do this? Even the friendly ones are not to be taken lightly." Yandel warns.

"I am well aware. However, the few documentation of Celebi has always been positive." Wilson plays a melody. Once he is done, the atmosphere around them changes. Celebi appears and descends on top of the shrine. Her body is covered in leaf as her silver hair flows by the wind. "Greetings, Celebi!" He bows courteously.

"Hello there, fellow travelers. How may I be of your assistance?" She says.

"If you would give us a moment of your time to know more about yourself?" He pulls out a pen. She frowns.

"Why do you humans want to bother me with such trivial things? I am known as the "Voice of the Forest", can travel and simultaneously live through different time periods, and plant life grows by my presence." She points at the flowers blooming around the shrine. "Yet you just want to talk? I only appear during peaceful times! Do you have any idea how long that takes? It has been centuries since I let out my pent up frustration!" She pouts.

"Well lucky for you, this guy over here wants to learn the Celema Bittra ways with ya." Yandel says his usual bizarre comments. Celebi does not understand what he means. "He wants to fuck you. Very hard."

"E-Ehm. For research purposes, of course." Wilson corrects.

"I'm also going to take pictures of when you get rammed and creampied. For science."

"This mothafucka." Minnie shakes her head.

"Really? Finally! Someone who is not afraid to speak their mind." She flies towards Wilson and makes out with him. He signals Yandel to start taking pictures, as he removes his clothes.

They taste each other's tongue. Celebi tastes sweet and she smells like spring itself. He slides his hand down to one of her bosom and gives it a firm squeeze. She moans in his mouth as her hands trail all the way to his Harden cock. He follows by sticking one one finger in her vagina. They masterbate each other in the longest make out session in Pokemusu.

While all this is happening, Yandel and Minnie are unimpressed. Minnie wishes it was her with Celebi, while Yandel is fantasizing about spending the money on tuning his motorcycle. Suddenly, two more Celebi show up.

"Woah!" Minnie exclaims.

"She did say she can simultaneously live in every timeline." Yandel nonchalantly says. The two Celebi are by his side, clearly wanting to take part in the action.

"Hey girls. He's a busy man. You can have fun with me~!" She pulls them away and starts eating each other out. Yandel is taking pictures of both parties. He hears a rustling behind him. Out of instinct, he pulls out his gun and aims it at the source.

"It's rude to watch. Give us some privacy." He says. A red haired petite woman jumps out of the bush. She has golden rings on her hair and body. "The hell? Never seen a Pokemusu like you before." She walks towards him. "Freeze!" She ignores his command. He shoots her shoulder.

"Augh! Fuck! What was that for!?"

"I did warn you. Don't fuck with a Hunter that has a gun. Now largate, cabrona!" He shoots at the ground. She runs away, dropping a ring in the process. "Oho! Lucky me! I can pawn this baby for massive cash." He's about to pick it up, when the ring expands under him. Revealing a multi-colored dimension. "What the fuck!?"

"Yandel!" Minnie runs and grabs his legs, but they both get sucked in. The ring closes and disappears.

"Oh no!" Wilson sprints towards the area. "Can't you do something!?"

"I can only do anything if it's time related. This is clearly space, which is out of my reach. Now where were we~?" The three Celebi pile on top of him.

"Ack! W-Wait! Stop!"

Yandel and Minnie are falling endlessly. He grabs her hand.

"Minnie! Don't let go!" The force is too strong for them to hold on.

"I-I can't!" They separate. "AAAAAH!"

"MINNIE!!" A light engulfs his vision and he loses consciousness.

Into the same, but different reality

Yandel groans. He opens his eyes and gets up. He is still in the forest, but the shrine is gone.

"Minnie? Minnie!" He shouts. Then he hears clicking noises. He knows full well what that sound is. Looking up, the treelines are full of Kakunas. "Ooooooooh no." Where there are Kakunas, Beedrills are not far. In cue, three of them appear and fly towards him. He dips as fast as his legs can take. Yandel has handled Beedrills before. They usually live around their hives and paralyze intruders to use for breeding. But there is something different about these ones. They have the intent to kill.

He trips over a Kakuna that was already on the ground and they both roll down into the river. The currents are strong, which means they're close to a waterfall! Yandel and the Kakuna fall. Thinking fast, he embraces her to use her shell as a shield. They both crash on the water below. After seconds, he swims up to breath. He grabs the Kakuna and swims towards land. Dragging her, he collapses on the ground. A familiar green man approaches them.

"W-Wilson?" Is all Yandel can say, before knocking out once more.