Saving Kurt
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Glee
Chapter 1: Stranger
Noah Puckerman was headed to Kurt Hummel-Anderson's house after getting a call from Kurt in the middle of the night. He only heard him shout, "No, Blaine, stop! Please, you're hurting me! Please stop! Stop! Stop!" Before the call ended. Then, he saw Burt Hummel putting Liza Marie Anderson in his truck as soon as he pulls up. Before, Noah stormed in and started pummeling Blaine. Then Burt got a bruised and battered Kurt out of the house. In no time at all, Blaine was in handcuffs and sitting in the back of a police car. Then Noah and Burt started giving statements to the police.
An hour later, Noah was sitting beside Burt in the waiting room when Burt said, "You were never in a fight club. Were you, Puck?"
Noah just says, "My ma was hitting me and pimping me out to the MILF's. When I gave up Beth, my sister Sarah was taken away from my mother. Sarah repeated Ma's mistakes, and I didn't find out about it until I had to ID her in the morgue a week ago. The funeral was yesterday, and I have been trying to get a hold of Kurt since."
Then Noah looked at Burt and said, "Liza Marie has been telling me that she has been in a fight club since she was two, Burt. Two! Four years! It took me four years to figure out what was going on! I should have saved them then, and now Kurt's in the hospital! I could have prevented this from ever happening! Liza Marie could lose Kurt, and it's all my fault for not telling you what I knew sooner!"
Soon, Noah gets up and storms out of the hospital before falling to his knees, screaming a guttural roar. Then Burt comes up behind him and says, "So, how long have you been gay, Puckerman? Because last time I checked, you haven't been this emotional since Finn died. Plus, I noticed that all your posts on Facebook have been about gay pride and your relationship status has been single and not looking since Liza Marie was born. Ha, Kurt noticed that you started flirting with him in all your messages, emails, and letters to him a year ago.
Noah just says, "I was gay raped overseas when Rachel was carrying Liza Marie, and I broke up with Quinn when I got back. Then I saw Kurt two weeks later and felt like I did when I loved Quinn."
Later, when Noah and Burt go to see Kurt in the ICU, Kurt can see that Noah looks nervous and can tell he is fighting back tears. Before, Kurt says, "I haven't seen you like this since Finn died. It's almost like "The Straight Sex Shark"Noah Puckerman, is in love with me."
Before Kurt can say another word, Noah is kissing him, and as they break from the kiss, Noah says, "Kurt, I was gay raped overseas, and I have been in love with you for six years. I'm gay, Kurt, and I love you!"
Then Kurt says, "So, I didn't imagine that you helped dad save me from Blaine?" Soon, Kurt breaks down before saying, "Quinn told Blaine you were gay and threatened to tell you about the abuse. After, she had seen me with a black eye when you came home. I remember calling you, but that's all I remember. Liza Marie called Quinn to get your number because Blaine took it out of my phone along with Dad and Carole's. I'm just glad Rachel had their numbers." Then, Kurt looks down before saying, "It started after Blaine found out that his parents gave all their money to Cooper and left him nothing."
Then, Noah lays down on Kurt's hospital bed in the ICU and says, "Blaine is a dick. If he cares more about money than you, Princess. I am sorry I ever suggested that you spy on the Warblers, and I wish I was your first straight boy crush. I would rather lose my gay virginity to you than go through the hell I did."
Then Kurt asked, "Do you regret getting Quinn pregnant with Beth? Because Blaine told Liza Marie daily that he regretted being her father." Noah just said, "No, I don't, and as I said, Blaine is a dick for telling Liza Marie that."
Then Burt says, "Puck, knowing what I know about you now, I am surprised that Kurt never had a crush on you back in high school, considering the fact that I was the same way back then."
Noah laughs and says, "I was too full of myself for him to ever find me attractive back in high school. I might have acted like you, but I was a dick back in high school. The Air Force made me a better man before I got raped, but I don't know if that made me Kurt's dream guy now.
Kurt kisses Noah and says, "Let's just say if I'm your Princess, then you're my Prince." Then they heard Liza Marie say, "No, he's Papa Hulk, Dada." As Carole comes up to them, holding Liza Marie. Which made Noah say, "Prince, Hulk, whatever. I'm yours and you're mine now."
Soon they heard Quinn yelling at Blaine, saying, "Get over yourself, Blaine! The only thing you care about is money, and Puck might not be mine anymore. But I am not going to be like you and try to stand in the way of their happiness! In fact, I think I will go ask your daughter if she would be okay with me giving her a brother or sister!"
Then Quinn comes up to Burt and says, "Mr. H., do you think I am like Kurt's mom?" Burt just chuckles before saying, "Oh, yeah, Quinn, you are just like Elizabeth."
Quinn looks at Liza Marie before she says loudly, "Yes, Mama Queenie, I would love it and I bet Papa Hulk would too!"
Before they heard Blaine scream, "Trader! You are my daughter!" Then Noah grabs Liza Marie before the others hear Blaine scream out of fear.
Soon, Noah and Liza Marie come back laughing. Then Liza Marie says, "Poopy Blan saw Papa Nono and peed himself before he screamed. I love Papa Nono!"
Then Kurt says loudly, "Dada loves Papa Nono too, and I would love to finally have Aunt Quinn as our baby mama!"
When Kurt was released from the hospital, he and Liza Marie went to live with Noah at the Air Force base where he was stationed at in Washington, DC. Kurt soon filed for divorce from Blaine and was granted full custody of Liza Marie.
On his first night there, he and Noah were in bed together when Noah began to kiss Kurt's neck. Before, Kurt turned around and started kissing Noah back. Then, Kurt lubed up Noah's ass and entered Noah. He says, "God, I love you, Noah. Thank you for saving me from Blaine."
Then Noah says, "You're welcome, Babe, and I love you too, my Princess." Then, he just mirrored what Kurt did to him and cuddled with Kurt as they drifted off to sleep. Thankful that Liza Marie was a sound sleeper and that the walls were soundproof.
Then, at one point in the night, the two men are woken up by Liza Marie, crawling onto the bed and lying in between them as she says, "I had a bad dream, Papa Nono. Can I sleep with you and Dada? " Soon they were all asleep again, and Kurt had a smile on his face as he slept.
A month after Kurt's divorce from Blaine, Noah got a call from his mother, Norah. When he answered the call, he heard Jake's mother, Sally, screaming, "Get off my son, you son of a bitch!" and some gurgling noises from Norah, along with Jake. Before he heard a gun go off and his dad's voice saying, "I have no kids or family, you're all dead to me." Then he heard Rachel scream, "Beth, hold on!" then someone else says, "Put down the gun, sir!" and the call is cut off.
Then Kurt gets a call from Burt, and when he answers it, Burt says, "Beth got shot. Norah and Jake are in critical condition. Rachel is with Beth, and Shelby and Sally are dead. Jake tried to save them both. The police were just pulling up as Rachel and I approached the house." Kurt didn't get a chance to respond before the call ended.
Soon they were headed to the hospital in Noah's truck and saw Burt standing out front with Rachel, who was crying. Jesse was pulling up in his car with Carole at the same time, and as soon as Kurt gets out of Noah's truck, he asks, "How's Beth?"
Rachel just cries harder as she watches Noah walk up to them and start saying, "I'm sorry, Puck." Over and over.
Noah gets red in the face and storms into the hospital before marching up to the front desk and saying, "I'm Beth Corcoran's father. Where is my daughter?"
Then a nurse tells Noah to go to a room in the coma wing before the others follow him to the room. When he enters the room, he stares at Beth for a couple of minutes. Then, he started to throw things around the room as Quinn walked in.
Although he wasn't looking at Quinn, he started yelling at her, saying, "This is all your fucking fault! I hadn't seen Beth since she was a baby! Now, she is sixteen years old and in a coma! I am thirty-two years old! Rachel has got to watch her grow up, and I only got to see her twice when she was a baby."
Then Liza Marie yells, "Papa Hulk, stop! This is not Queenie's fault! This was Bad Grandpa Puckerman's fault. You know, I heard that your dad tried to kill Nana Elizabeth and now Aunt Beff!"
Noah stops and looks at Burt before asking, "Is that the real reason it took you so long to accept me as Kurt's friend after I stopped being his bully?"
Then he looks at Beth and says, "Did you know he came back after she was born asking for money? I gave him all the money I was saving for college just so I wouldn't have to see him again. Now, thanks to him, my daughter is in a coma!"
Noah looks at Liza Marie as he says, "I promised myself I would never be like that and hate that she had to watch Kurt go through the same hell. I hate that it took bad men hurting my butt for me to become Kurt's new boyfriend and her new Papa."
As Noah picks Liza Marie up, she says, "You are my Papa, and I'm Beff's sissy now. Okay?" Then she looks at Rachel and says, "You both get to watch me grow up, and you will always be my Mama, even if Poopy Bland is not my Papa anymore."
Then Quinn says to Noah, "I'm sorry I gave Beth away, Puck, and Liza Marie is right. You will get to watch her grow up." After Quinn says this, Beth's heart monitor goes off and nurses run in to save her, but they couldn't.
Then Noah walks out with Liza Marie and goes to his truck. Before putting her in her car seat and driving to Blaine's new house. After taking Liza Marie out of her car seat, he storms into Blaine's house and gets in his face, saying, "Take a good long look at her, you son of a bitch. Because this is the last time you will ever see her!" Then he punches Blaine in the face, breaking his nose, before leaving with a very happy Liza Marie.
When he got home, Cooper was outside leaning against his car. As soon as Noah gets Liza Marie out of his truck, Cooper says, "Puck, I just want you to know Blaine is under house arrest after trying to kill our dad. Kurt asked for a divorce, and our mom was there when you stormed in and wasn't told the real reason until today. By the way, I'm dating Quinn. Ha, we started dating after you came out to her. Anyways, I gotta go see you around."
Then Liza Marie says to Cooper, "Uncle Pooper, next time you see Poopy Bland, tell him I'm Papa Nono's daughter now, and he can kiss my ass!"
Cooper looks at Noah before chuckling as he says to Liza Marie, "I think he got the hint when Papa Nono hit him in the nose, but I will remind him. Later, Little She-Puck."
After Cooper leaves, Noah takes Liza Marie into his house. Then he gets a call from Burt, and when he answers it, he hears Burt yelling at Nick, saying, "You killed your granddaughter! What the hell is wrong with you? First, you kill Elizabeth because Kurt is gay! Now, you kill Beth because Puck is gay?! What kind of logic is that?"
Then Nick is heard saying, "Elizabeth was my girlfriend, and you took her from me! I wanted you to know how it felt! Puck gave Beth to that fag lover and deserved to lose her after becoming a fag!"
Before he could say a word, the call ended, and Liza Marie says, "I hate Bad Grandpa!"
Then, Noah says through gritted teeth, "So do I, Liza Marie, so do I!"
Chapter 2 will be up soon.
