Well everyone here is the 100th chapter, not going to lie, this isn't the "big bang" I envisioned for hitting such a milestone but honestly after months and months of trying to come up with an idea that would put Jade and Tori in such a way that would imply that Parenthood is hard but "worth it", I eventually decided instead to write something that would be comical and yet show some scary realities.

In this case, every father doesn't look forward to the day his "little girls" start dating and while we all know Jade isn't a "father", she's still overly protective of Danielle and Tawny and this idea is basically what I think she could have done the moment her daughters reached the dating age.

Safe to say that the twins aren't very happy with the end result.


"But Mom!" The twins complained at the same time.

"No buts!" Jade replied back evenly. "If you two want to go to the mall then you better wear the shirts I personally made for just such an occasion!"

"This is so unfair!" Tawny said annoyed. "Why are you being so unreasonable?!"

"Yeah!" Danielle agreed. "Other girls don't have their moms picking up their clothes!"

"Well it's a good thing I did!" Jade yelled with her arms crossed. "I saw what you two were planning on wearing to the mall! What were you two thinking?! Those damn shirts would show too much damn skin! That's telling teenage boys 'hey come and talk to me!'

"We wouldn't have talked to every boy, Mom!" Tawny replied. "Just the very cute ones."

"Oh like that makes it better!" Jade hissed. "What have I told you two about teenage boys?!"

"That if they see us showing out bodies they may want to screw us... Literally." The twins said at the same time.

"Exactly!"

"But Mom, not every guy is like that!" Tawny said. "Some may just strike a conversation and have fun."

"Newsflash sweetheart, just because a guy may act nice to you, doesn't mean he's actually nice!" Jade said seriously."

"Now you're just being paranoid Mom." Danielle said with an eye roll. "Seriously."

"Don't you take that tone with me young lady!" Jade said ominously. "Now you two aren't getting out of this house until you change!"

"But Mom!"

"Upstairs!" Jade ordered sharply. "You have ten minutes before your friends arrive."

The twins groaned in exasperation.

"That could have gone better." Tori said as she was coloring with their son. "Don't color outside the lines of your drawings Mijo."

"Ok, Mama."

"That's my boy!"

"Well what was I supposed to fo Tori?!" Jade asked "Just relax and let them go out dressed like some floozies!"

"No but you could have gone about it differently, baby." Tori said. "Let's not forget that the more you tell a teenager they can't do something, it will just make them fo it even more!"

"That's stupid, Vega!"

"Is it?" Tori asked with a raised eyebrow. "When you were their age and your dad forbade you from getting tattoo, what did you do?"

"I got a big one on my arm just to spite him." Jade admitted reluctantly. "Ok, I see your point."

"I'm not saying we should allow them to wear whatever they want." Tori said "We gotta put boundaries but if you try to control every aspect of their lives, it will only cause anger, resentment and rebellion and that's not the type of relationship that you want with our little girls, right Jade?"

"You know I don't, Vega."

"I know you had some issues with boys growing up baby, but Tawny is right, not every guy is going to be a jerk."

"But..."

"I know that you don't like the idea of our girls dating, but you can't keep them away from that."

"Who says I can't?" Jade hissed. "All I need is a tower, a river and a huge ass crocodile to make sure no boys get near our daughters unless they wanna lose an arm or a leg!"

"JADE! LANGUAGE!" The Latina admonished as she pointed at their son, who obviously kept coloring his book. "And do you realize how insanely overprotective you just sounded?!"

"Ugh fine, I suppose I can just hive them some of my old scissors for protection."

"Or an alternative that doesn't involve a homicide is just zo give them pepper spray." Tori suggested. "My dad gave me that when we first started going out."

"Wait what?" Jade asked surprised. "He did?"

Tori nodded.

"Why?"

"Don't take this the wrong way baby but he didn't exactly trust you back then." Tori said with a sheepish smile. "He told me the moment you tried doing some weird voodoo stuff on me, to blind you and run."

"Ugh, I only tried to curse you once!" Jade defended herself. "You already forgave me for that! Why can't he?!"

"If someone tried to put a curse on your child, would you forgive them?"

"Touché, Vega." Jade grunted. "Ok fine, I suppose I can be a bit more lenient on the dating thing."

"Good."

"Do you still have some pepper spray with you?"

"Always, why?"

"Get me the biggest ones you have, if my first idea to keep boys away from Dani and Tawny doesn't work, it's always good to have a backup."

"I'm almost afraid to ask." Tori said suspiciously. "But what did you get them to prevent any boy from getting close to them?"

Her answer soon came as the twins angrily ran down the stairs

"This is embarrassing!" Danielle said aggravated. "Not only that! It's a crime against fashion!"

"I second that emotion!" Tawny nodded. "Do we really have to use these things Mom?!"

"Yes you do!"

Tori saw what their daughters were wearing; as a result she gave her wife a raised eyebrow.

"Why am I not surprised?"

Both teens had a shirt with the photo of a very scary looking Jade West, giving her trademark glare and bellow a font with deep red blood which read.

"Don't even think of getting near me, this is my Mom and she's watching."

"I say it does the job." Jade smiled ominously. "No guy would have the balls to ignore that message."

"You suck Mom."

"Hey watch your mouth young lady!" Jade admonished harshly. "And you two don't even think of taking them off and put something else instead because I'll know!"

The twins grumbled as they went out the door, no sooner they did that Tony got up from his chair to show his parents his latest art work.

"Hey Mom! Hey Mama!" He said, waving the piece of paper excitedly for his parents to see. "What do you think of my drawing?"

Both women looked down at their son, Jade eventually grabbed the piece of paper, expecting to see a drawing of a cake or a banana split, what they saw instead of Tony's traditional art work took them by surprise.

It was quite a crudely made drawing but Jade and Tori were still able to tell that Tony for whatever reason drew them holding hands in front of a house that had all the colors of the rainbow.

Tori couldn't help but chuckle.

"What's so funny Vega?"

"This brings back memories." The Latina said. "Don't you remember the first house we owned? When we first got started into show biz?"

Jade stared back at her wife as if she was saying nonsense because she didn't know what she was talking about, that is until a memory hit her like a baseball.

"Oy I had forgotten about that Tor!" Jade laughed. "Still can't believe we used to live in a Rainbow house!"

"You lived in a Rainbow House?" Tony parroted. "What was it like? Can you tell me?"

"Actually Mijo, it happened a long time ago, I'm not sure I remember…."

The young boy's puppy dog eyes were out in full display, it was then that the women knew they lost the battle.

"Actually Vega, I think I remember what it was like."

"YAY!" Tony cheered "Story time!"


His parents chuckled as they all walked over to the living room, Tori grabbed a photo album and Jade went to make some snacks.

The Latina sat down next to her son, looking over the album until she stopped at a photo she was looking for.

"This is it Mijo." Tori said. "Before you and your sisters were born, this is where your Mom and I used to live."

"Why did you move from there Mama?"

"Well when we decided to have kids we decided we needed a bigger place." Jade explained this time sitting on the other side of the couch. "Truth be told that house didn't always looked like a rainbow threw up on it."

"Why?" He asked curiously. "What happened?"

"Well it's a long story… see."

"Jade, remember to edit out the parts that aren't suitable for our boy."

"Don't worry Vega, I have it covered." Jade replied with a smirk. "Now as I was saying it all started around Mid-June a few years ago, I was minding my own business when your Mama … "


And that's it! Don't worry my dear readers, I'm not evil enough to leave you hanging, Jade will tell her story but it will be posted in my other fic "Jori Holidays" and while Jade tells her son the "edited version" you guys will know what truly took place, so I'll be posting that chapter in a few minutes, so you guys won't have to wait long to find out what happened.

Fun fact: I originally wrote this and what you're about to read over at my sister story as a full chapter for this fic but when I realized I deviated from Jade and Tori's journey as parents, I instead decided to chop the idea into two separate stories, funny how that worked out huh? I just had to do some minor rewriting.

Now, you guys also got to remember that even though Jade was a bit overprotective at the beginning, she did it out of love she has towards her daughters, even if they don't see it that way because as we all know teenagers sometimes don't appreciate what their parents do for them, also, I just want to point out that this takes place before Danielle came out and Tawny still didn't know whether she was gay or straight.

Anyway, what did you thought of this chapter? Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated as always.

On a final note, one chapter left to go… Wow, it seems so surreal since I started this story as an "experiment" and evolved into something bigger than what I originally had in mind, now I just got to think of a way to end the saga on a strong way, no pressure on me though, LOL.

See you whenever I update for the final time, which I honestly have no idea when will it be.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.