Chapter 49 Comedy

It's been a week since the Clone wars finally came to an end thanks to the fact that the Machines turned against the Empire because of the Master Mold becoming Sentient.

Now everyone was fully recovered and enjoying themselves now that the war was over.

Right now though everyone was at a massive stadium for Avatar Sean's Grand Performance.

"Look at all these people here." Turok said seeing everyone from different universes.

"Wow." Omega said before seeing a Large wolf walking by.

"Ralph!" Mutant Sean yelled making him run to him and he rubbed against him.

"I tell you what It's about time we did something exciting again after you got involved in them Clan wars." Larry said.

"Clone wars." Mutant Sean said.

"Oh." Larry said.

"Damn." Sean said seeing his Ancient Counterpart talking with Seto Kaiba and a few others.

"After 18 months of War it's good to see we're now on track to rebuilding the galaxy and improving it." Tarkin said.

"Aye. I wonder how this is gonna go?" Sean said as they went inside as the show was about to start.

Arriving inside thats when Avatar Sean appeared on Stage making the crowd cheer.

"Thank you. Now before I get into my show I'd like to go over my life a bit. I've been doing this comedy business for a long time since I first learned magic. Now back home some reporters have done their research and care and some just fucking don't." Avatar Sean said making people laugh. "For example A month before my universe came here to stop the Dark Primordial a third time a Reporter asked me this really dumb question in London. All right so ventriloquism. Have you you eliminated every other possibility of Employment." Avatar Sean said with a British accent.

"Oh brother." Gaz said.

"And I'm like Employment? I do this is a a hobby. I get my main source of income working for Dad's company at ATLAS. And I've been doing this since I was a kid. Don't believe me? Theres a photo right there." Avatar Sean said as a picture of him and his family with Walter came up making people laugh. "Yeah I've been doing this for a long time. I first got my inspiration for this after watching an amateur on stage a Year prior to me starting. Now a-days I'm the top one there is." Avatar Sean said making people cheer.

"Why do I feel like thats true?" Korra asked making Sean chuckle.

"Now I have three Kids. First one was unplanned after the battle against Amon and my Aunt Cinder when she was corrupted by the Dark Master AKA the Host of the Dark Primordial my Great Grand Uncle." Avatar Sean said making some people groan. "Yeah that was a fucked up family right there." Avatar Sean said making people laugh. "So we had Junior 10 months later and then Diana again unplanned A year later and then finally we Katara who actually was planned." Avatar Sean said making people laugh. "But I considered every single one of them a gift. Anyway they were looking into some old photos of me and my brothers Will and Turok since David was thought to be dead at the time and didn't show up till After Amon was killed. And they were fucking mortified." Avatar Sean said making people laugh.

"Why you ask? Heres why." Sean said showing his photo of him and his Puppet Sweet Daddy D when he was ten when his face was all covered up making people laugh. "I didn't like showing my scarred face back then. Now I was really smart when I was a kid. And I had another Hobby. I built and piloted my own aircrafts back in the day. But you would think someone who could do this would be smart enough to at least pick out a fucking decent pair of shorts!" Avatar Sean yelled showing him with red shorts on wearing a black shirt with a face mask covering his face making people burst out laughing as he groaned holding his sides.

"Wow." Joey laughed.

"Jesus Fucking Christ. My kids have been horrified by all this. My Wife on the other Hand always laughed every photo she saw. Anyway so they decided to help me out and dressed both me and my Puppet Achmed up." Avatar Sean said showing him in punk clothing and Achmed with the same with a hood cap on making people burst out laughing.

"AHAHAHAHA!" Larry laughed.

"As you can clearly see I have a poor fashion sense. I will take part of that blame. There is one other person who is to blame and that person is my adoptive mother. And I'll fucking prove to you this is partially her fault because last year for Christmas she does what she always does. She buys me and my brothers the NICEST Thing she can find. Heres what she choose this year!" Avatar Sean Yelled showing them with Rainbow shirts making everyone burst out laughing.

"Oh my god." Dawn said as Rodan in her burst into tears of laughter.

"She doesn't understand what this even means like everyone else. I haven't worn that." Avatar Sean said making people laugh. "Now for my Act. Theres an old guy I know who has been with me the Longest. And he has always warned me about getting Married. But he was wrong since I've enjoyed my marriage. Please help me welcome my old buddy. Walter." Avatar Sean said making people cheer as he was placed on a stool while he sat down as Walter looked around.

"Oh my god will you shut the fuck up!" Walter yelled making people laugh.

"How you doing Walter?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Aaah. I don't like it here." Walter said.

"Why not?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Theres a bunch of Ugly ass people out there." Walter said making people laugh. "Where the hell are we?" Walter asked.

"Coruscant stadium." Avatar Sean said making people cheer.

"What Kinda state is that?" Walter asked.

"We're not in the United States or anywhere else in our universe. We're in another based on Star Wars." Avatar Sean said making people laugh.

"Ooooh. Is Darth Vader here. Or did he already kill his wife like in the movies?" Walter asked making Anakin widen his eyes while Padme laughed at him as everyone laughed at him.

"No but but unlike the movies he's a horrible Pilot." Avatar Sean said making people laugh.

"So what the hell we doing here?" Walter asked.

"The Clone wars ended so we're here to entertain." Avatar Sean said.

"Oh. Did the Empire win again because of him?" Walter asked making people laugh harder.

"I hate those movies." Anakin said while Padme giggled.

"No we won." Avatar Sean said.

"Good. This is a good day for you and me." Walter said.

"Whats so good about it for you?" Avatar Sean asked.

"I'm suing someone for Sexual harassment." Walter said making people let out a startled laugh.

"Who are you suing?" Avatar Sean asked.

"My Wife." Walter said.

"Again?" Avatar Sean asked making people burst out laughing.

"I know, I realize I could have avoided all this years ago with one simple Word. I do...NOT!" Walter yelled making people burst out laughing. "You ever think like that?" Walter asked.

"I'm not gonna answer that because you'll turn it against me like last time." Avatar Sean said making people burst out laughing.

"True enough. You know now that I think about it this place is like LA back home." Walter said.

"How?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Traffic from Hell. Highest gas prices anywhere else. Only thing missing are the wildfires and Mudslides and Earthquakes...Think you can make those real quick?" Walter asked.

"Walter." Avatar Sean said annoyed as people burst out laughing. "First of all...Everything flies here so there is no actual traffic. Second of all they make their own fuel so the prices are just fine." Avatar Sean said.

"Oh sure...If you say so...Dumbass." Walter said as people laughed while he sighed.

"Have you ever even been in an Earthquake?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Does my wife falling off the couch count?" Walter asked getting startled laughed.

"Walter." Avatar Sean said annoyed as he mimicked a loud thud.

"What the...Oh, it's you. All right." Walter said making people laugh. "The Other day she said she better see a diamond." Walter said.

"Oh, thats expensive. What'd you do?" Avatar Sean asked.

"I took her to a baseball game." Walter said making people laugh. "And I tell you the Plastic Surgery in LA is annoying. When Women get bigger boobs they don't you to miss them when the guy looks at her face and they say...HEY! My Boobs are down here!" Walter yelled making people burst out laughing.

"Oh please. I'm all natural." Kukaku said proudly as Himiko was sucking on a bottle.

"Oh I noticed." Sean said.

"I bet you like a few things in LA." Avatar Sean said.

"Like what?" Walter asked.

"The Kardashians are filmed there." Avatar Sean said as Walter started making gagging sounds as people laughed.

"Sorry I threw up a little." Walter said making people laugh.

"So if you hate your wife so much why don't you leave?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Oh we stayed because of the Children." Walter said.

"Oh so your Children saved your Marriage?" Avatar Sean asked making him frown.

"Yeah...Fucking Bastard." Walter said making people laugh.

"Ever been to a Therapist?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Once...Only because after listening to her for 10 minutes he jumped out the fucking window!" Walter yelled making everyone burst out laughing. "If it wasn't for the Leash around my balls I would have followed." Walter said making people laugh harder as he started making high pitched squealing sounds.

"Have you tried being Romantic with your wife?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Good lord. How?" Walter asked.

"Well, Korra and I went to France once on the Tower. She thought that was Romantic." Avatar Sean said.

"You mean you didn't push her off?" Walter asked.

"WALTER!" Avatar Sean yelled making people burst out laughing.

"I'm kidding. We tried that once on the Empire State Building. But the Security guard took one look at her and said...Uh oh. King Kong is Back!" Walter yelled making everyone laugh.

'Oooh! I am so bringing that up to him next time we go to Metal City.' Godzilla laughed while Titan Sean chuckled.

"You know theres one thing I've always wanted to ask you. If you had to choose between a hotter younger woman and your wife...which would you choose?" Walter asked making him scoff.

"My Wife obviously." Avatar Sean said.

"So you got a choke collar on you too?" Walter asked making him sigh while everyone laughed.

"You know some of my counterparts actually have more than one wife due to laws." Avatar Sean said making him widen his eyes before looking at the crowd.

"You guys are idiots!" Walter yelled making them laugh as did everyone else.

"Say goodnight Walter." Avatar Sean said putting him away as people cheered before he cleared his throat. "Ladies and Gentlemen...There is a Terrorist amongst us." Avatar Sean said making people cheer. " And I swear I don't know how I can give this introduction but here it is. Please help me welcome the most beloved Terrorist throughout the world. Achmed the Dead Terrorist." Avatar Sean said pulling him out as people cheered as he sat him down as he looked around before laughing.

"GREETINGS! STAR WARS INFIDELS!" Achmed yelled making people cheer.

"For the folks who don't know you." Avatar Sean said.

"HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! Everyone knows me!" Achmed yelled getting people to laugh.

"Not here because they've never seen you till now." Avatar Sean said.

"MEH! Then you fuckers are living in cave and have shitty internet service.

"Achmed." Avatar Sean said.

"Who do you think is the most famous Dead Terrorist?" Achmed asked.

"In our world? Dragovich." Avatar Sean said.

"He doesn't count!" Achmed yelled making people laugh.

"Why?" Avatar Sean asked.

"He's dead." Achmed said.

"Your Dead." Avatar Sean said.

"He's Dead-Dead." Achmed said making people laugh.

"Whats the Difference?" Avatar Sean asked.

"He's not on Facebook." Achmed sang making people laugh.

"But your name is Achmed." Avatar Sean said.

"Yes! Achmed the Dead Terrorist. DO YOU KNOW ME YOU STAR WARS INFIDELS!" Achmed yelled making people cheer.

"So you enjoying this place?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Oooh. I love the night life here." Achmed said.

"What do you mean?" Avatar Sean asked.

"They have live sex shows." Achmed said making him scoff as people laughed.

"Really? Where?" Avatar Sean asked.

"In the Hotel room right next to mine." Achmed said making people laugh.

Avatar Sean however had an uncomfortable look on his face as people started laughing as Achmed faced him seeing it.

"What?" Achmed asked.

"Thats mine and Korra's room." Avatar Sean said as people let out startled laughs before going into full blown laughs.

His Korra in the private booths was holding her mouth laughing.

Achmed raised an eyebrown before looking back at him.

"Your wife is into some kinky shit I'm telling you." Achmed said as everyone burst out laughing.

"At least I can actually have sex with my wife unlike you." Avatar Sean said making them laugh louder.

"Ouch." Achmed said.

"Anyway Achmed I have something to show you that I've been working on for a while now." Avatar Sean said making him gasp.

"My own Car?" Achmed asked making people laugh.

"Uh no." Avatar Sean said.

"FUCK!" Achmed yelled as people laugh harder.

"Look, just turn around and don't peak." Avatar Sean said.

"Are you going to kill me?" Achmed asked making people laugh.

"No just don't peak." Avatar Sean said making him do just that as he pulled out another puppet that had half his body and face burned off making people cheer as he sat him down before Achmed faced him.

"AHHHHH!"

"AHHHHHH!"

"Who the fuck is that?" Achmed asked shocked.

"Hello Father."

This made everyone burst out laughing as Achmed had a shocked look on his face.

"It's your Son. Achmed Junior." Avatar Sean said making him gasp.

"AJ?" Achmed asked making people laugh.

"Thats right." AJ said with a British accent.

"This is nice." Avatar Sean said.

"Hey, What happened to your face?...Oh yeah my bad." Achmed said remembering.

"He's your son. Look at him. What do you see?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Well, he does have my eye." Achmed said before laughing.

"Actually I do, Yes I do." AJ said.

"Why do you sound like a British porn star?" Achmed asked making everyone burst out laughing

"He was raised in England after the Accident." Avatar Sean said.

"Did my Mum miss me?" AJ asked.

"Uh...I don't know." Achmed said.

"How do you not know?" Avatar Sean asked making him scoff.

"I had 46 wives you idiot. They all dressed the same and their faces were covered." Achmed said.

"How'd you tell them apart?" Avatar Sean asked.

"The Numbers on their backs." Achmed said making people groan. "OH FUCK YOU THATS A FUNNY JOKE!" Achmed yelled.

"No it's not." Avatar Sean said.

"SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" Achmed yelled getting an applause from those of their universe. "Oh love that line." Achmed said.

"Do you know why AJ is here?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Well...Wait a minute...Don't tell me this is some crap about owing Child Support." Achmed said.

"Uh no. This is about you and AJ." Avatar Sean said.

"Oh he's going to start his training as a Terrorist." Achmed said excited.

"No father, thats just it. I don't want to be a Terrorist." AJ said making him gasp.

"But I want you to be just like me." Achmed said.

"But I want you to be just like me." Achmed said.

"Well, I'm not. And I won't be." AJ said.

"Can you accept this?" Avatar Sean asked.

"I guess I can try." Achmed sobbed making people laugh.

"And AJ? What if he doesn't?" Avatar Sean asked.

"I kill you." AJ said making Achmed gasp in joy as everyone laughed.

"THATS MY BOY!' Achmed yelled.

Later

After that whole performance everyone went home in their respective universe.

"Oh That made this whole war worth it in the end." Sean said.

"Oh do tell."

Sean blinked before seeing Ahsoka nude in his bed grinning at him.

"Hello. Whats the occasion?" Sean asked making her grin.

"Simple. Now that the war is over we can have a baby. And I remember Damian said he was born after the war." Ahsoka said.

'Huh?' Daughter said.

'Oh she had a vision of our son and he told her a few things.' Sean said.

'Ah. I can't say I'm surprised.' Son said as Sean blocked them off.

Sean got into bed with her as she kissed him while removing his robes before she pushed him down.

"No Foreplay Or anything else the girls want. I just want this." Ahsoka said making him grin.

"Wheres the fun in that?" Sean asked.

"Next time." Ahsoka said impaling herself and gasped in pain as her barrier broke as she groaned feeling blood coming out of her entrance before Sean sat up and kissed her making her moan into his mouth.

Ahsoka bounced on top of him as she felt his strong arms around her waist before pulling back and smiled at him.

"Mmmm." Ahsoka moaned as she continued to bounce on him before Sean flipped her on her back making her yelp before grinning at him as he thrusted into her hard and fast making her groan and whimper with each thrust.

"Admit it. You've been waiting for this for a long time." Sean said making her smirk before pushing him back down as she was on top again.

"And we'll have more time together now that the war is over. As long as your not working so much." Ahsoka said bouncing on him again making him smirk spanking her making her yelp before smiling at him as she continued her actions.

This went on for a good hour before Ahsoka gasped as she came harder squeezing him tightly before whining as she felt him come inside her womb before smiling at him before both got under the sheets.

"About that being busy with work. I'm taking a leave of absence so you'll be seeing me around a lot." Sean said making her smile as she kissed him.

"Good." Ahsoka said as sleep claimed them both.

Author's Note: And thats the Comedy Chapter and now Ahsoka is Pregnant with her son. Next Chapter we head back to Republic City. Hows this gonna go? The Spirit portals are still closed so there can't be new Airbenders. Or something else gonna happen? Find out Next Chapter. Read, Review, Fav and Follow. REVIEW MY LOYAL FANS! SEE YA! We only got half a dozen or more Chapters to go and then It's the Avatar of Justice. I have a feeling this one is going to be even more popular than my X men Evolution Legend of Korra story and my original Legend of Korra story.