How was the last chapter? I'm gonna be working on this one more, making it better. Ja ne.
IMPORTANT PART: This chapter will have "The authority " episode from the show's episode.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Naruto or "T.A.W.O.G"
But I will make adjustments to the show
"Human/normal talking"
'Human/normal Thinking/thoughts'
"Human/normal singing" + "Human phone calls"
"Demon/God talking"
'Demon/God thinking/thoughts'
'Writing'
"Duet singing"
Hey guys, Crimson here :) I have lots of Ideas of how this story would pan out. Enjoy the chapter.
Chapter 5…
"How about we head home?" Nicole suggested to the family after they separated from the hug.
"Yes please." Naruto said, while the rest agreed with him.
"Ok but we have a problem." Nicole told the rest.
"What is it?" Richard asked.
"We came in separate cars." Nicole said blankly and Naruto sweat dropped.
"Oh yeah, I forgot." Richard said.
"So how are we gonna get home?" Gumball asked Nicole and Richard.
"What do you mean?" Nicole asked Gumball who had a raised eyebrow.
"The log bridge thingy is gone." Darwin said nervously with a sweatdrop.
"We didn't walk over the log." Richard said with a raised eyebrow.
"Then how did you get across?" Anais asked with a quirked eyebrow.
"We walked across the bride?" Naruto told the group.
"What bridge?" Darwin asked and Naruto, Nicole and Richard took them to the bride that was conveniently next to the log's former placement.
"How did we miss that?" Anais asked confusedly.
"Um, maybe because of adrenaline." Naruto suggested with a shoulder shrug.
"Ok then, let's go home." Nicole said. "Who's coming with me and who's going with your Dad?" Nicole asked with a smile.
"I'm going with Mom." Gumball said and Darwin agreed with him, Richard looked kinda sad.
"I'll go with Uncle Rich." Naruto said with a smile.
"Same here." Anais piped in and Naruto ruffled her hair with one of his tails, at this Richard's smile grew twice the size.
"Ok let's go!" Richard announced with a fist pump and a determined grin.
The family separated into individual cars and drove home.
~Richard's car~
"So, how did you guys figure out the treasure hunt?" Richard asked Anais who was sitting in Naruto's lap with his tails wrapped around her in a make-shift seat belt, they both were sitting in the front seat.
"Mom gave us the first clue with the phone call." Anais exclaimed and Richard laughed.
"Heh, of course she gave up the location of the bank statements." Richard said proudly since he didn't give any indication that he was involved in the treasure hunt.
Wanting to rub it into her face Richard rolled down the window.
"Hey Nicole!" Richard yelled out his window.
"Yes!" Nicole shouted while not taking her eyes off the road.
"Anais said you gave away the treasure hunt!" Richard yelled out his window.
"She what!" Nicole screamed.
This is how the whole ride went, just Richard and Nicole arguing about who's fault it was that the kids found out their secret. They finally reached the house and they all went inside the house.
"Welp, I need some sleep." Naruto said with the rest agreeing.
"Ok. How about we go to sleep now." Nicole suggested, but she didn't have to say it twice because the kids were already in their room sleeping.
"Hm, ok Richard. Let's go to bed." Nicole said to Richard who was already in bed and sleeping like a baby.
~Next morning - Naruto's room~
Naruto woke up at 5:30 and yawned.
"Ok work time." Naruto mumbled to himself. He proceeded to get out of bed and do some stretches that proved how flexible he was. He dressed in his work clothes, which consisted of a green polo shirt, an orange tie, a red badge with a diagonal stripe down the middle, and an orange hat with red and white stripes; Good thing Larry gave him a hat that had holes in them for his ears. He also wears black pants and black shoes. He has 2 jobs today, which was a pizza delivery boy and the arcade guy.
"Ok let's wake up Aunty." Naruto said and grabbed his bag and opened his latch and instead of using his tails he decided to use the ladder. He climbed down his ladder and saw Nicole in her work clothes waiting downstairs.
"Oh, good morning Aunty." Naruto greeted with a smile, and Nicole smiled in return.
"Ready for work?" Nicole asked with a smile.
"Course." Naruto replied with a grin. They both exited the house and entered one of their cars. "So Aunty, did you have a good sleep?" Naruto asked Nicole who put a finger to her chin.
"Yeah, I can say I had a good sleep. It feels good to get all that bank stuff off my shoulders." Nicole explained. "How about you?" Nicole asked Naruto who let out a small laugh.
"Umm, my sleep felt like I layed down on my bed and sat back up." Naruto laughed and so did Nicole. "Hey Aunty thank you for dropping me off at work, I appreciate it." Naruto said gratefully.
"Oh, it's no hassle. So what do you do for your job?" Nicole asked Naruto.
"Well I start at 6:00 and end at 12:00. The first 3 hours I'm a pizza boy, so I make and deliver pizzas and for the other 3 hours I'm the arcade guy." Naruto explained and Nicole whistled.
"6 hours for someone your age…must be tough." Nicole said while driving down "Melody drive".
Naruto's eyes widened when he saw the street again, but what freaked him out more is that the portal house as he dubbed it was gone.
'Where has it gone?' Naruto thought while sweating a little. "Oh it's not that bad." Naruto replied to Nicole's statement.
The rest of the drive was silent. They finally reached the "Fervidus Pizza" at approximately 5:45.
"Thanks for the ride Aunty, you have a good day." Naruto waved his hand to Nicole who smiled.
"Bye, have a good day." Naruto smiled and closed the car door and walked into "Fervidus Pizza" ready for work.
"Oh Kushina, your boy is gonna go far." Nicole said to no one in particular.
~Fervidus Pizza~
"Morning boss." Naruto greeted Larry at the counter.
"Oh, hey Naruto. I thought I told you that you had the day off?" Larry asked confusedly, Naruto grinned at his boss.
"Well you did, but I wanted to come in." Naruto said while jumping over the counter, Larry sighed seeing this.
"Listen, I appreciate your help, but can you stop jumping over the counter! There's a door right there!" Larry said angrily while pointing at the door leading into the staff.
"Eh, at least I get my work done." Naruto said slyly, Larry had to admit, having Naruto around has really made his life easier even if he only does 2 jobs.
"Ok, so you have to make two beef and onion pizzas for " 25th Sundale drive" you think you can do it?" Larry asked with a raised eyebrow. Naruto's response was a scoff.
"I can do that easily." Naruto grinned and walked into the kitchen and started making dough.
~10 minutes later~
Naruto finished making the pizzas and decided to tell Larry.
"Hey boss, I'm finished!" Naruto yelled from the kitchen.
"Then get going! I'll start on the next batch of dough!" Larry yelled back from the counter.
"Ok, I'm taking your scooter." Naruto shouted.
"Ok - wait WHAT!" Larry shouted as he saw Naruto take his scooter down a street. "Oh crud, well at least he gets his work done." Larry said while smiling. "Oh, I have to make the next batch of dough!" Larry gasped and hurried to the kitchen.
~With Naruto - 25th Sundale drive~
Naruto took 5 minutes to get to Sundale, good that he explored the whole town.
Naruto put his scooter in park and grabbed the pepperoni pizzas and strolled to their front door.
"Man, who orders pizza at 7 in the morning?" Naruto asked no one in particular. He walked up the front porch of the house and knocked three times. The door opened.
"Patrick?" Naruto questioned as he saw Patrick in nothing but a pair of shorts and a white tank top.
"Naruto, what's up?" Patrick said with a grin.
"I'm here to deliver some pizzas." Naruto said with a smile.
"Oh, that would be me." Patrick said laughing.
"Really? You eat pizza for breakfast?" Naruto asked Patrick with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, I really like pizza." Patrick said with a grin. Naruto just stared at him with a blank face.
"Man, you're weird." Naruto commented and Patrick laughed.
"Hurry up, I'm hungry." Patrick said with his stomach agreeing with him.
"25 dollars please." Naruto said while outstretching his hand.
"I like the hustle." Patrick said while grabbing his wallet and pulled out 30 dollars.
"Oh here, you gave me 30." Naruto said while handing Patrick a 5 dollar note.
"It's a tip." Patrick said with a smirk. "You have a good one Naruto, Penny says she misses you." Patrick said with a groan, at this Naruto laughed and started walking back to his scooter.
"Be sure to save some pizza for Penny and Polly." Naruto said while walking away to his scooter.
"Sure." Patrick said with a smile. Naruto drove off on his scooter back to "Fervidus Pizza", when he reached the shop he saw two pizza boxes beside the door with an address taped to the box.
"Ok, 5th Hudson valley it is." Naruto said with a sigh.
~The Wattersons~
Anais woke up first and yawned while stretching.
'Man, Daisy scared Kurama away.' Anais thought sadly while she climbed down the ladder of her bed.
"8:00 already?" Anais sighed, well time for breakfast. "Pancakes sounds good." Anais licked her lips in anticipation.
Anais opened the door to her room and walked downstairs into the kitchen and grabbed the ingredients for pancakes.
"Eggs, check. Flour, check. Sugar, check. Baking powder, check. Butter, check. And Milk, check." Anais listed off the ingredients and grabbed said ingredients.
~G.D.A's room~
Gumball was having an amazing dream about him and Penny running down a field. Darwin was dreaming about sharing his fish tank with a certain ghost girl. Until they both smelt an amazing aroma.
~Gumball's dream~
Gumball and Penny were running in a field while holding eachothers hands with their fingers interlocked.
"Penny, this is amazing!" Gumball shouted to the sky, Penny giggled and nodded with him.
"You're right, this is awesome!" Penny shouted just as loud. Gumball and Penny stopped running and decided to sit on the field.
"You know, I really like you." Gumball announced to Penny who giggled.
"Oh, I know." Penny told Gumball, surprising him in the process.
"Huh? How?" Gumball was confused how she knew he had feelings for her.
"It's obvious." Penny giggled.
RING! RING! RING! RING!
"Aah!" Gumball shouted.
~Gumball dream end~
"Aah!" Gumball screamed and he sat up in his bed, effectively smashing his head on the bed above him. "Gosh darn it!" Gumball cursed and smashed the alarm clock with an angry face.
"Hm, let me guess. Penny?" Darwin asked who was in his fish form.
"Yeah!" Gumball gritted his teeth and Darwin smiled.
"Yeah, I was having a good dream as well." Darwin told Gumball.
"What happened?" Gumball asked while doing some stretches, cracking his back and stiff joints.
"Me and Carrie were sharing my fish tank." Darwin said dreamily and Gumball imagined sleeping next to a fish sleeping with a ghost in a bowl.
"Gross." Gumball said with a disgusted look on his face.
"And then I started smelling something good and then the alarm clock woke me up!" Darwin shouted at the end. Darwin then swam around in a circle to gain speed and jumped out of his bowl and grew larger, his skin/scales changing from orange to chocolate brown and his black pupils morphing into emerald green. Hair started growing, creating a mop of brown hair.
"Ahh, transforming feels so good." Darwin sighed at the calm blissful feeling he always got while morphing into a human.
"Still, couldn't you have spent the night at her house or something?" Gumball asked and Darwin laughed.
"Oh come on, it's just a dream." Darwin said while grinning. "Speaking of which, what's that smell?" Darwin asked Gumball who sniffed the air and smelt it as well.
"Yeah, I smell it too." Gumball said while he and Darwin closed their eyes and started walking towards their bedroom door and followed the smell which led them to the kitchen and they opened their eyes and saw Anais on a stool with wheels on the bottom. There were a few plates full of perfect pancakes.
"Morning fellas." Anais greeted without looking behind her. The boy's were amazed at the skill of Anais's cooking.
"Hey Sis." Gumball greeted while drooling a bit.
"Hello!" Darwin greeted cheerfully while waving.
"Hey Sis, I only thought you knew how to make macaroni and cheese?" Gumball question with a raised eyebrow. Hearing this Anais grew a tick mark.
"Just go set the table numbnuts!" Anais shouted while throwing bread and other spreads at Gumball and Darwin, not even caring if she hit someone.
'Hm, if they get hit, it's their fault!' Anais said with a foxy grin, reminiscent of one of Naruto's famous foxy grins that could leave women stunned. Finishing the pancakes she was tryna figure out how to take the pancakes out.
"Gumball!" Anais exclaimed loudly.
"Yeah?" Gumball asked while walking back into the kitchen.
"Can you help me with the pancakes please?" Anais asked cutely.
"Sure, I guess." Gumball said while a chibi Anais started dancing in her mind.
After Gumball and Anais got all the pancakes on the dinner table, Anais got a certain way to wake up Richard.
"BACON!" Anais yelled and Richard busted through his bedroom door with a predatory face.
"Where's the bacon!" Richard said in a deep tone.
"No bacon, just pancakes." Anais said with a smirk.
"Oh-hm….Wait! What?!" Richard yelled and ran to the table that was holding the pancakes captive.
"Yeah. Pancakes enough for all three of us." Anais said while Gumball and Darwin were already digging in.
"Damn, these taste good!" Darwin said with a mouthful of pancakes, Gumball wasn't doing any better.
"Mmm-hmm." Gumball ate through his pancakes.
"Don't talk with your mouth full." Darwin said with all the pancakes gone.
"Whatever." Gumball discarded his advice.
"Thanks honey." Richard said while taking a seat at the table.
~Naruto~
Naruto had a bag full of pizzas and was riding his skateboard.
"Man, why did Larry have to kick me off his scooter?!" Naruto wondered while kickflipping a bench that was in the way.
~Flashback~
NARUTO!" Larry shouted while Naruto came into the pizza shop for the next order.
"Aa, ya?" Naruto asked confusedly.
"How many times did I say not to take my scooter?!" Larry asked angrily while his face was turning red from how angry he was.
"None?" Naruto replied while Larry raised an eyebrow.
'Huh? Do I really just let him take my scooter?' Larry thought. "Still, that's not the point." Larry started. "You can't ride my scooter, you don't have a licence." Larry informed.
"How am I gonna deliver the pizzas?" Naruto asked.
"Why don't you skate?" Larry said with a smirk.
~Flashback end~
"Stupid boss." Naruto grumbled while looking down the street. "Hmmm, the buyer says he wants the pizza in 3 minutes." Naruto summarised while looking down the current street he was in.
"Hudson valley is on the other side of town." Naruto said while looking at a sewage hole in the middle of the road. Naruto grinned and ran to the sewer hole before opening it and smelt the insides.
"It doesn't smell like grey water after all?" Naruto questioned before diving in and landing in a sewage pipe.
"Hmpt, it must've been newly added, that's why there's no water?" Naruto inquired while pushing off the ground and started skating in the sewage pipes.
~Scenebreak - Fitzgerald's residences~
After Patrick closed the door he walked to the kitchen table and sat down and placed the pizza boxes on the table and rubbed his hands together greedily.
"Pizza time." Patrick nearly shouted and opened the box but saw one pizza slice was missing. There was a note that read 'I took one of your pizzas because I didn't have breakfast :) -Naruto'
"THAT BASTARD!" Patrick shouted in turn waking up his wife and children.
"Patrick, what's with all the yelling?!" Judith said angrily as she, Penny and Polly walked in wearing their pj's that were white with peanut imprints.
"Morning Dad." Penny said groggily and rubbed her eyes.
"Morning Penny." Patrick smiled and Judith saw the pizza boxes behind him.
"Were you gonna eat all that pizza by yourself?" Judith asked with an icey tone.
"No, I was gonna share of course…" Patrick said nervously, sweating.
"Ok good, I'm famished." Judith said with her icey tone gone and turned into a happy one.
'Damn it, FUCK! I was so hungry!' Patrick cursed in his mind.
"Wow, pizza for breakfast?" Penny asked with a laugh.
"Oh yeah, Penny, Naruto was the one that delivered those pizzas." Patrick said while taking a pizza slice devouring it whole.
"Really?!" Penny asked rather excitedly.
"Yeah, the little germ stole one of my pizzas!" Patrick informed the family who shared a laugh.
~Scenebreak end - with the Wattersons~
After breakfast Anais made Gumball and Darwin do the dishes and then they walked to the mall. Anais wanted to go for a nap with Daisy and Kurama. Richard changed out of his pj's along with everyone else in their own time. He decided to spend his Saturday on the couch eating cookies and watching tv.
Richard placed the plate of cookies on the table and released a sigh of relaxation.
Richard grabbed the remote and pressed the power button, but nothing happened. He pressed a few more times until he saw some batteries on the living room table.
"Hmm." Richard got an idea of what to do with the batteries. He started bombarding the tv screen with batteries so it would turn on until one of the stray batteries smashed through the tv screen.
"Hmm." Richard got another idea, he walked to the tv and started banging his fist on the tv, until he saw the cable connecting to the outlet leading to the other side of the wall outside the house.
"Hmm." Richard grabbed the chainsaw from the shed outside and cut a circle through the house. He walked through the new opening he created and saw a satellite dish on the top of his house.
"Hmm." Richard put a finger to his lip. He tried jumping to the satellite but didn't come close. He then saw a ladder behind him and he got another idea, he started hitting the satellite dish with the ladder. Seeing no progress with the tv he got annoyed.
"Mmm." Richard walked into the kitchen and emptied the junk drawer to find help. He found a tv company, medical tape and forks.
"Hmm." Richard was sure this plan would work. He wrapped his hand in medical tape and used the forks as wall pegs to climb the roof. Once he reached the roof he started throwing batteries at the satellite dish until one of the batteries bounced off the dish and hit Richard in the face.
He started running but just kept stepping on the tiles and making the tiles slide off the roof, and doing so made the satellite dish tip over down the roof landing on Richard's head and made him blackout.
~With Naruto~
Naruto was skating down his street to deliver a pizza for his uncle.
When he reached his house he walked up the driveway of the house and knocked on the door, he didn't get an answer so he decided to open the door and enter; I mean, he has the right to. Am I right?
He saw a hole in the tv and a hole in the house.
"Wait what?" Naruto questioned as he gazed at the hole in the side of the house. He ran through the hole and saw
Richard with a satellite dish planted on his head.
"Uncle Richard!" Naruto exclaimed while running to his side. He removed the satellite dish from his head and saw a huge dent in Richard's head.
"Shit, I have to call an ambulance." Naruto said while quickly calling an ambulance and calling his Aunty.
~10 minutes~
Gumball and Darwin were walking down a street when they saw an ambulance and their Mom back from work early.
"Dude, I think Dad's done something." Gumball said while he and Darwin started running towards their house.
"Dude, what makes you think Dad's in trouble?!" Darwin panted out.
"Because it's Dad!" Gumball exclaimed, they finally arrived at the house and saw their Dad on a stretcher, being carried into an ambulance. Naruto was standing nearby with Anais holding his hand.
Naruto saw Darwin and Gumball panting. "Hey guys!" Naruto exclaimed, Gumball and Darwin walked up to him, trying to catch their breath.
"What happened?!" Darwin wheezed out.
"Uncle was doing something dumb and got crushed by the satellite dish." Naruto said while taking his Fervidus pizza hat.
"Wait, I thought you had work?" Anais asked with a raised eyebrow, Naruto chuckled.
"I was delivering a pizza for Uncle when this happened." Naruto explained.
"Of course Dad needed a pizza!" Anais groaned along with Gumball and Darwin.
~Timeskip~
Richard opened his eyes to see his family on his bed side while Naruto was sitting at the foot of his bed. The family looked at him worriedly.
He groaned as he looked at his family. "W-what happened?" Richard asked while in a neckbrace.
"You're very lucky Mr. watterson. It appears your skull is so thick, you were able to survive a half a ton of tiles and a satellite dish falling on your head." the doctor said while checking off the patient on his clipboard.
A/N: I don't know what those boards are called.
"Is he going to be okay, doctor?" Nicole asked worriedly.
"Apart from being living proof that we are doomed as a species, he's fine." the doctor said sarcastically, Naruto chuckled at this. "I just need a signature from whoever's responsible for him." the doctor finished.
"Oh, that would be me." Nicole said with a smile and the doctor was going to give her the clipboard, when someone's voice boomed through the room.
"I don't think so!" spoke a voice from the door. The family looked and saw their grandmother.
She was a 4'11 62 year old rabbit and had snow white hair and two big bunny ears on her head, her face was covered with wrinkles along with a pair of sunglasses. She was wearing a brown dress with a white trim on the sleeves. She had white socks and black shoes. Meet Granny-Jojo
"That would be his mother!" Jojo said with an angry scowl.
"Did anyone hear that music?" Naruto asked but was ignored by the cold area. "How did it get so cold?" Naruto asked, but he wasn't bothered by it that much.
"Granny-Jojo. What a pleasure." Nicole said with venom in her voice.
"I wish I could say the same. But it seems I have no other choice but to move in and sort out your family, which you are clearly incapable of taking care of." Granny-Jojo mocked, Nicole looked like she was about to explode.
"Uh, doctor? What's the cheapest object in the room?" Naruto asked with a nervous smile. The doctor pointed at an IV drip machine.
"Probably that." the doctor said, Naruto nodded at Gumball who nodded back, he grabbed the IV drip machine and gave it to Darwin who in turn gave it to Nicole and she bent the living shit out of it.
"That was still worth about $300." the doctor said, Nicole sighed at rebent the machine and gave it to Darwin to put back.
After getting checked off, Richard was allowed to leave the hospital.
"So, Granny-Jojo, why are you staying with us?" Gumball asked while walking down the street.
"Because someone has to look after your safety, kid." Granny-Jojo explained to Gumball, Nicole looked irritated at that.
"I think they're perfectly safe with me. Now look left, then right before you cross that road Gumball." Nicole instructed.
"No – you look right then left. That way, you see the nearest car first." Jojo instructed.
"But while you're looking left, something may be coming from the other direction." Nicole said angrily. "Look right again sweetie." Nicole said while latching herself to Richard's arm.
"No, look left!" Jojo argued.
"Look right." Nicole argued back.
"Left!" Jojo argued.
"Right!" Nicole argued back.
"Left!" Jojo argued.
"Right!" Nicole argued back.
"Left!" Jojo argued. Gumball was doing as instructed and the end result was his face splitting in two, with both his eyes looking left and right. Naruto winced.
"Now run, It's better to cross the road as quickly as possible." Jojo instructed and Gumball did so.
"No! You might trip and fall. Just walk." Nicole advised and Gumball did so. While Gumball was walking he passed two civilians who screamed. Naruto laughed at this, he then looked at his watch.
"Oh shoot, I missed a whole hour off work!" Naruto informed. "I have to go, later guys, get well soon Uncle!" Naruto ruffled Anais's hair and patted Darwin's shoulder then pulled a spare skateboard out of his bag.
"Who's the fox?" Granny-Jojo asked.
"My nephew." Nicole said annoyedly.
"Hm, picking up strays now I see. I can't believe you would take in a fox brat!" Jojo scoffed, Nicole looked furious.
"Don't." Surprisingly Anais spoke up while looking down at Granny-Jojo. "Don't talk about my cousin like that." Anais sneered before walking away.
"Fish, what's wrong with the pink one?" Jojo asked Darwin, he watched Anais walk off worriedly.
"She is really close with Naruto, she can say with so much conviction that he is her first and best friend." Darwin explained.
"Let's go." Nicole said while walking Richard down the road.
~With Naruto~
Naruto came running through the Mall bumping into a few people.
"Opps, sorry." Naruto said to a bald man with a big nose.
"Damn brat." the scruff voice came.
"Shit, shit, shit! I'm late!" Naruto berated himself for his carelessness. Finally getting to the arcade he saw Larry at the counter with an angry scoff plastered on his face.
"Oh, hm-mm. You've finally shown up." Larry said angrily, Naruto looked sheepish and told Larry the incident with his uncle. "Ok, I understand but you're gonna have to work that hour back." Larry informed Naruto who sighed.
"Hey, can I call my friend? We were meant to hang after my shift." Naruto asked and Larry thought about it.
"Sure, but make it quick or there'll be consequences." Larry warned but Naruto wasn't threatened at all.
"Thanks boss." Naruto said cheerfully and sped outside the arcade and whipped out his phone and dialled Rob.
"Ello ello." Rob said over the line and Naruto grinned.
"Hey man, I'm so sorry, but I'll have to postpone our hangout for another hour on my shift." Naruto apologised and Rob smiled.
"Oh, sorry man, but I have to talk to my landlord?" Rob asked..
"Ok, that's fine. Maybe we can hangout at school?" Naruto suggested and Rob chuckled.
"Sure, I don't mind." Rob said, Naruto was gonna answer him but Larry called out his name.
"Naruto!" Larry's voice boomed through the arcade.
" I have to go." Naruto exclaimed and Rob nodded at his location.
Alright, I'll see you tomorrow I guess." Rob said over the phone.
"Yeah, see you then." Naruto said.
"Later." Naruto hung up the phone.
"Ok, I need you to unplug Turbo Time." Larry requested.
"Wait what, I thought it was running smoothly?" Naruto asked Larry, he sighed in anger.
"I thought so too, but he started appearing in other race car games." Larry explained and Naruto nodded.
"Yup, I'm on it." Naruto said while running into the bathroom and not a second later came out wearing a blue and black shirt with the lettering, "Arcade guy" he changed his hat; it was the same as the shirt. Naruto ran to the game that needed unplugging.
He saw Tobias and Banana-Joe on the game he was meant to unplug. "Sup guys." Naruto greeted, Tobias and Banana-Joe greeted him.
"Hey Naruto." Banana-Joe said cheerfully and Tobias scoffed at Naruto.
"Sup loser." Tobias sneered, he hadn't forgotten how Naruto embarrassed him in dodgeball.
"Sup, clown-armpit." Naruto insulted cheekily, Banana-Joe bursted out laughing and Tobias looked like a tomato from how red he was.
"Haha, clown-armpit." Banana-Joe mocked.
"Shut up!" Tobias retorted.
"Yeah, whatever. I have to unplug Turbo." Naruto informed the two.
"Why?" Tobias asked.
"Because it needs a bath." Naruto said sarcastically. "What do you think?!" Naruto said with a hand on his hip.
"Shut up!" Tobias retorted angrily.
~With the Watterson's~
Nicole was proving to Jojo that she was a capable mother for her children. Gumball was trying to perform a kickflip with Darwin watching from the side to see if the board would lift off the ground. Anais was taking photos of the board when it launched in the air.
Instead of the board jumping, Gumball did instead.
"Dude, I think the board is meant to jump as well." Darwin frowned.
"See, this is exactly what I'm talking about." Jojo told Nicole from inside the house; they were spectating.
"What are you talking about? You're not even tall enough to look out the window." Nicole exclaimed.
"I don't need to! I know how the world is." Jojo said and Nicole smirked in triumph.
"Oh, come now. He's wearing all the protection gear he needs." Nicole smiled.
Gumball tried to perform the trick again and this time the board jumped to, but it hit Gumball in the nuts. Gumball screams; his voice noticeably higher. He got pissed and grabbed the board and raised it above his head then brought it down for a slam, instead the board bounces off the ground and whacks him in the face, effectively caving his face in.
He then ran forward and stepped on the board and it went flying straight for Darwin's face then it went flying for Anais's nose. They were all knocked out, Gumball and Anais with caved faces while Anais's was a bloody nose and a bruise on the bridge of her nose.
"Oh my gosh, you're right I'm a terrible mother." Nicole said while biting her bottom lip. Jojo clicked her teeth and motioned Nicole to follow her.
"Follow me." Jojo said before stopping by the couch. "Corner paddings." Jojo said while pointing at the corner of the couch. "Socket covers." she pointed at the electric outlet. "Stair guards. A good mother prevents the incident before it happens." Jojo pulled Nicole upstairs to the bathroom and opened the door to see Richard suspended from the ground in the shower from straps. Nicole gave him a disgusted look before Jojo closed the door.
"But I thought I was a good mother?" Nicole was really trying hard to be a good mother, but now she found out she's not worthy of being called mother?
"But you're not, are you?" Jojo said in a snarky tone.
"Maybe it's because of stress or, or som-" Jojo cut Nicole off.
"Don't worry about it." Jojo reassured, Nicole started sputtering.
"But they're my family! They need me!" Nicole pleaded while Jojo gave her a snarky smile.
"They need me more."
Nicole sighed in contempt and walked down stairs to return to work.
~10 minutes later~
Jojo came walking into the living room seeing Gumball playing streetfighter.
"Excuse me, sweetie. I forgot to ask your mom to buy some milk before she left for work. Do you mind running to the store to pick some up?" Jojo asked Gumball who was more than happy to do so.
"Ok!" Gumball said while taking the $10 dollar note from Jojo's grasp.
"Good boy, now you be careful outside." Jojo said with a grandmotherly smile. Gumball scoffed.
"Yeah right, who knows- I might get jumped by a garden gnome." Gumball joked and Jojo frowned.
~With Naruto~
"Ok, Naruto. You can have the rest of the day off." Larry said with a smile on his freckled face. Naruto brightened up.
"Really?!" All Naruto did was sit at the counter waiting for people to come to him and complain about their game getting busted and asking for their change back.
"Sure, You've helped me a ton. But you won't be getting a day off next week ok." Larry said with a grin. Naruto grinned in response.
"Sure, I can come to work after school." Naruto said and gave Larry a handshake and left.
"Man, that kid can sure make friends with literally everyone." Larry said with a smile, then he looked at his hand strangely. Opening his hand he stared at his palm.
'I've taken you're scooter again :D - Naruto.' Larry read and grinned, he started chuckling and that chuckle turned into laughter.
'He thinks he's so smart.' Larry thought. "He can work at Joyful burger tomorrow." Larry said with a grin.
"Ahh Mr?" spoke a voice from below him. Larry looked down and saw a little kid.
~With Gumball~
Gumball was walking down a street with the milk in his hand, he was whistling a soft tune. On the other street was a speeding car. Gumball opened his eyes and yelped while jumping out of the way. The black car did a U turn and came after Gumball.
"AAHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME!" Gumball screamed and he ran as fast as his legs would take him. The car was right behind him, he closed his eyes for the crash…but he felt a tug. He opened his eyes and looked down.
"AAHHHH!" Gumball screamed as he was being carried over the road. Gumball felt his sweater being pulled, he looked up to see a crimson appendage holding him by the neckband.
Following the crimson limb he saw eight more appendages. His eyes widened when he saw his saviour. "NARUTO!" Gumball shouted to the top of his lungs. Naruto grinned.
"YO!" Naruto yelled just as loud. "HOP ON!" Naruto said he placed Gumball on a seat using tails; Gumball was facing the car.
"Who is this crazy person?!" Naruto asked loudly.
"I don't know?! I was coming back from the store and this car just came and chased me!" Gumball explained loudly. Naruto used one of his tails to unhook his bag, he laid it in Gumball's lap.
"I'll stare! You throw projectiles!" Naruto exclaimed loudly. "There should be some tire poppers!" Naruto informed Gumball and he grinned.
He started pulling out random items like torches, books, a…seven week old waffle?
"What's up with the waffle?!" Gumball exclaimed to Naruto.
"Oh, throw that away!" Naruto said, Gumball threw the waffle on the car and watched it slide up the windshield.
"Find the tire poppers already!" Naruto shouted at Gumball while swiftly turning a corner. Gumball rummaged through the bag again and found the poppers.
"AAH-HA!" Gumball shouted while emptying the whole bag on the road.
POP! POP! POP! POP!
The tires popped and the car went airborne and flipped over Naruto and Gumball; they stopped and watched the car fly over them and smash three metres away from them.
"Holy fuck!" they both said in unison. "Maybe we should go." Naruto said and Gumball nodded. Reeving up the bike Naruto took a swift turn into a nearby alley. Naruto and Gumball were riding down the road screaming their heads off.
"WHOOOOO!" Gumball exclaimed while throwing his hands in the air; Naruto wrapped one of his tails around Gumball's waist; weird as that sounds, it works.
Naruto performed a wheelie and reeved the scooter and sped up.
It took some time, but they made it home. Naruto and Gumball hopped off the bike and Naruto took the scooter to the back yard. Gumball walked in through the front door while Naruto took the back door.
Gumball walked to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge and he and Naruto walked into the living room, Naruto fell on the ground like a sack of potatoes, Gumball doing the same on the couch.
"Man, that person was crazy!" Gumball exclaimed face into the couch, Naruto nodded while breathing heavily. Out of nowhere the same car crashed into their house before stopping an inch away from Naruto's face.
"FOR FUCK SAKES! I THOUGHT THIS CAR WAS WRECKED!" Naruto shouted and jumped up on the hood of the engine compartment and punched through the windshield and grabbed the driver and pulled them out.
"NOW TELL ME WHY YOU WERE CH- Gumball?" Naruto said in confusion since Gumball was in his hand.
"Ahhh, hi." Gumball said shakily, Naruto gazed at him confusedly.
"Wait, I thought you were on the couch." Naruto thought and looked at the couch to see Jojo filing her nails.
"This lesson shows that it's never ok to leave your house alone." Jojo said and Naruto looked furious.
"What the hell are you doing! you senile cook?! You could've killed him if I wasn't there!" Naruto exclaimed angrily and Jojo scoffed.
"I had everything under control." Jojo said and walked away.
"Even though I just met her, she's really getting on my nerves!" Naruto seethed while pushing the car outside with just his foot.
"Hey Naruto, could you put me down?" Gumball asked while being held by the neckband of his sweater.
"Oh, of course." Naruto while letting go of Gumball. "I'm gonna go for a shower." Naruto said while he sped upstairs and pulled the cord to the attic and levitated into the attic "Naruto style" as he puts it. Grabbing a change of clothes Naruto walks into the bathroom and tries to lock the door.
'Where the fuck is the lock?!' Naruto thought while trying to look for the lock. "Screw it, I'll use my tails to barricade the door." Naruto said while striping down to his birthday suit. He turned the water on to the cold temperature and stepped into the shower. He grunted and shuttered from the cold water touching his muscles. After ten minutes Naruto came out of the shower and dried off using his towel. He threw the clothes on; a pair of loose black sweatpants with orange stripes going down the sides. A plain white t-shirt and some white socks. He then started shaking his wet tails, doing so made the floor more wet; but at least his tails were dry.
He dried the wet floor and walked out of the bathroom and inhaled a large amount of air.
"Ha, It feels good to be back home." Naruto sighed in satisfaction. Deciding to scare Anais a bit, Naruto walked into Anais's room and saw her trying to close a window. Naruto smiled but that smile turned into a scowl when he saw Jojo.
"Ah, hold on sweetie, let me get that for you." Jojo said.
"Ugh." Anais grunted and Jojo walked up to the window and slammed it so hard that it broke the sound barrier and knocked Anais to the floor.
"And this lesson shows that it's never safe to be by windows." Jojo said and left the room, leaving a scared girl, who started tearing up since she hit her head on the bunk bed. Naruto let Jojo pass without a second glance. Walking into the room he picked up the still shocked girl and started treating her like a baby, rocking her in his arms; just to calm her down.
~Play Remember Me - "Coco" Disney/Pixar (Joseph Vincent Cover)~
"Remember me though I have to say goodbye
Remember me, don't let it make you cry" Naruto soothed Anais who looked into his violet eyes with teary eyes.
"For even if I'm far away, I hold you in my heart."
"I sing a secret song to you each night we are apart." Naruto smiled as he sang.
"Remember me though I have to travel far
Remember me each time you hear a sad guitar." Anais started drifting off in Naruto's arms.
"Know that I'm with you the only way that I can be"
"Until you're in my arms again
Remember me"
~Remember Me - "Coco" Disney/Pixar (Joseph Vincent Cover)~
Anais was sleeping in his arms with a content smile on her features. Naruto finished his lullaby and stood up and tucked Anais in her bed for a little nap. Naruto was about to leave but was stopped by Anais, she grabbed his hand. Naruto smiled when he saw this and decided to stay for a little.
~Downstairs~
Darwin was in the kitchen making a ham sandwich. Jojo came along and saw this, so she decided to approach him and tell him what he was doing wrong.
"What are you doing sweetie?" Jojo asked Darwin who was spreading butter on a bread. He smiled and responded.
"Just making a sandwich." Darwin said cheerfully.'
"Well, let me show you how to do it safely." Jojo said while grabbing the knife out of his grasp and a piece of bread out of the packet. She cut a horizontal line through the bread and her arm then fell off.
"AHH!" Darwin and Jojo screamed, looking at her detached arm. Moments later Jojo's arm came out of her sleeve and the screaming stopped.
"And that shows that no one is safe when there's a knife around." Jojo said while flicking the knife in the direction of the living room. "Now get out of here!" Jojo sneered and Darwin ran away crying.
Richard was in the backyard carrying wood planks to the shed, he hesitated when he was gonna open the door. He panicked and dropped the planks while running away, frightened.
The door to the shed proceeded to open and what stepped out–
A/N: Maybe hopped out.
–of the shed was Jojo holding a hacksaw and he dismembered leg in her left hand; her face as white as milk. "And this is why you don't play with tools!" Jojo bellowed out, seeing the coast was clear, her leg popped out and her face gained its colour again.
"Oh, I see my work here is done." Jojo said cheerfully before she proceeded to traumatise the family. It took some time, but she was finally able to get Naruto…or so she thought?
The family of five were in the living room eating junk food, except Naruto, he was munching down on apple slices and had bottles of water next to him. The four Wattersons were sitting on the couch while Naruto decided to eat on the floor.
"Why are we eating like this?!" Darwin asked while eating chips, Gumball decided to answer him.
"Because this is the only thing I'm not afraid of doing." Gumball said while eating marshmallows, Richard was eating sausages and Anais was eating jellybeans. Anais stopped eating to add in her too sense.
"I don't think it's good to use our brain like this, I can feel myself getting dumber-rer?" Anais slurred before she went cross-eyed. Jojo walked into the room with a plate of mini burgers; enough to feed a house full.
"You have nothing to worry about. All you might need is right here." Jojo said with a satisfied smile. Naruto inwardly chuckled as he sneaked a pillow under his shirt.
'This old bat is really underestimating us, bad!' Naruto inwardly smirked at her naivety. A few hours of eating, the family began to gain weight. Naruto was baffled to say the least. Not at Gumball, Darwin or Richard, but Anais. 'She's smarter than me?! How could she have fallen into this trap so easily.' Naruto thought and had to admit, the family looked pretty ridiculous as an overweight family.
Naruto inwardly concocted a plan, well it wasn't really a plan; he was just going to take a photo of each of them as blackmail material. Minutes after taking individual photos; they didn't make a fuss, mainly because they were as dumb as a potato. The front door opened, walking in with her bag, but she dropped everything in her hands when she saw the state of her family.
"What the..? What have you done to them?! They've all turned into Richard!" Nicole asked Jojo angrily.
"Well at least they're safe!" Jojo sneered, Nicole came to a realisation.
Nicole gasped. "It's because of your parenting that Richard had that accident. Wait. It's because of your parenting that he has no common sense whatsoever!" Nicole stated and Jojo looked annoyed.
"You've protected him his entire life, never letting him think for himself, and now he can hardly think at all!" Nicole sneered. Richard's mind was a static tv, literally… "Richard…. Richard!...RICHARD!" Nicole shouted and snapped Richard out of his stupor.
"Huh?" Richard asked, she threw him the keys which landed in his head.
"Take the kids and buy some milk." Nicole said and Jojo looked outraged.
"What do you think you're doing?!" Granny-Jojo asked angrily. Nicole tried keeping a smile.
"I'm trying to revive their brains!" Nicole said through gritted teeth.
"Aah, Aunty. We already have milk." Naruto said flatly.
"Ummm, then get some bread." Nicole said and Naruto pointed at the countertop in the kitchen where bread was. She was about to say something but Naruto pointed at the butter.
"Ummm, we can go and get some sausages." Naruto said while pulling the couch pillow out from under his shirt.
"You tricked me!" Jojo accused Naruto and he smirked.
"Next time, think twice when you make Anais cry." Naruto said making the granny grit her teeth. "Chow!" Naruto saluted and he and the kids and parents walked down the footpath leading to the car. Naruto was stopped though, when he turned around he saw his family struggling to get through the door.
Naruto had to hold himself back from laughing.
"If you think I'm letting you send them out in danger, you got another thing coming!" Jojo threatened, Nicole gave her a smirk.
"Oh yeah, well if you think I'm gonna let you mess up my family any more, you've got this chair coming!" Nicole grabbed a chair and slammed it on Jojo's head, but to her surprise it bounced off. "What the fuck!" Nicole cursed.
"Good luck trying to stop me, Nicole– I've safe proofed this whole house." Granny-Jojo said with a smirk. Nicole threw a flowerpot at Jojo and it bounced off. "Everything breakable is now plastic." Nicole grabbed a lamp and tried to damage Jojo with it. "Everything else is rubber." Nicole grabbed a canvas and hit Jojo with it, but she ripped through it. "Apart from that, which was paper. A good mother prevents accidents before they happen." Jojo taunted and the dam to Nicole's fury was blasted open.
"I AM A GOOD MOTHER!" Nicole shouted with fire in her eyes, she tackled Jojo and pulled on one of her ears with one hand, she grabbed Jojo's hand and started slapping her with her own hand. Jojo then grabbed Nicole's ears and started pulling.
"Say it!" Nicole winced when one of her ears was grabbed and yanked.
"No!" Jojo was struggling with Nicole's superior strength; even as an old woman, she was tough for an old lady.
"Say it!" Nicole demanded again.
"No!" Jojo finally let go of her ear and turned her face away.
"SAY I'M A GOOD MOTHER!" Nicole demanded angrily, but both their attention was taken by the sound of the car starting.
~With Naruto~
Naruto was finally able to pull the rest of the family out of the doorway. The family entered the car and Naruto made sure to put their seatbelts on, and Richard started the car and drove off.
"NO! You've sent them to a high of eternal doom in a chariot of grief and despair! My babies! MY BABIES!" Jojo wailed on her knees and Nicole looked at her if she was crazy.
"Oh come on, Richard is perfectly capable of driving to the store. And besides, Naruto is with them." Nicole said confidently, they soon heard a cough.
"Ahh about that…" Naruto chuckled nervously.
"Naruto! What are you doing here?! I thought you were in the car?" Nicole asked and Naruto laughed nervously.
"Yeah, about that. Uncle might have pushed me out of the car before I was able to put his seat belt on." Naruto explained and scratched the back of his head nervously.
"Oh that explains it." Nicole said dejectedly, but soon grew a determined look in her eyes. "I'll get the car!" Nicole said determinedly.
~With the kid's and Richard~
The family was on the highway with Richard driving using his rear end, they were screaming their head's off.
"Dad! You need to stop the car!" Gumball said urgently.
"I can't, I don't remember how to drive!" Richard panicked, Anais got into a thinking pose.
"Hmm, you're clearly doing something wrong. I just don't know what." Anais said dumbly and the rest thought about it for a second, then Gumball came up with an idea.
"I got it, you forgot to put on your seat belt." Gumball theorised and the rest quickly agreed. Gumball strapped Richard in and they thought they were safe.
Hmpt. Yeah right…
They soon figured out that strapping in the driving wasn't going to help. They resumed screaming. Out of nowhere another car drove next to theirs.
"STOP THE CAR!" Jojo shouted from the other car.
"I don't know how!" Richard shouted back, in somewhat of a panic.
"Then start by looking the right way!" Jojo exclaimed with a hand cupping her mouth to make her voice more vocal.
"Don't give them the answers, they need to figure them out by themselves. Just use your common sense honey, it's ok to make mistakes!" Nicole shouted from the car.
Richard turned around and grabbed the wheel, with a determined look plastered on his face. "Ok! Now, how do I stop a car?" Richard asked the passengers in the car.
"Depends, is the car moving forward? Or is the world moving backwards?" the chubby Darwin asked dumbly.
"Whatever it is, it has to be in this car." Anais summarised,
"LET'S PUSH ALL THE BUTTON'S!" they all shouted in unison, they pushed every button in the car. After pressing all the buttons the family was stumped.
"Ahh, what do we do now?" Gumball asked Richard nervously, he maintained calm for a few moments.
"I think the right thing to do is flail our arms and scream in a panic." Richard advised before doing as instructed, as did the passengers. They didn't notice the car turning towards a gas station where a red truck was feeling up its gas tank. The car drove under the truck, in turn ripping the roof and the hood off the car.
"Uh okay. That was a pretty good mistake. What did you learn from that?" Nicole asked from the other car to Richard.
"Nicole, I have to put an end to this right now." Jojo said dramatically and jumped out of the window towards the other car.
"Naruto! Grab her!" Nicole ordered with Naruto nodding seriously, he wrapped two of his tails around Jojo's waist and pulled her back into the car.
Nicole started wrapping the seatbelt around Jojo's small body.
"Your family is in danger and you're just–" Before Jojo could finish Nicole slapped an apple in her mouth.
"My family is fine." Nicole told Jojo. "They just need the right incentive." Nicole drove in front of Richard and further.
"No! Don't leave us!" Richard pleaded but to his delight Nicole stopped, and to his horror she stopped in front of him.
"We've gotta stop the car!" Gumball yelled and the group of four put their heads together and started thinking hard.
"I got nothing!" Anais said panically.
"Have you tried saying please?" Darwin asked, Gumball raised his eyebrow.
"Don't be silly, just do what I do." Gumball then opened his door and stuck his foot out and tried stopping the car with his feet, the rest did the same. They soon found their feet won't do anything.
Pulling their feet back in the car they sighed in satisfaction, but soon panicked when they saw Nicole standing with her hands on her hips.
"Get out of the way!" the four shouted and Nicole shook her head.
"No, you can do it, honey!" Nicole encouraged them, Jojo wined down the window and spat the apple out of her mouth.
"Are you crazy?!" Jojo asked loudly.
"Come on, guys. I believe in you, remember everything!" Nicole's voice echoed in the head of everyone in the car.
Darwin remembered it was never safe to leave metal in the microwave. Gumball imagined stealing a candy bar from a vending machine and got stuck. He decided to pay instead of going through the hassle of getting removed the hard way.
Anais remembered to have Gumball fail and get what she wants, instead of hurting herself and not getting her desires.
Richard remembered to always use the brake when he needed to stop the car.
"THE BRAKE!" they all uttered while pointing at the brake. Richard stomped his foot on the pedal; why did the pedal feel fluffy?
Waiting for the sound of tires skidding to a stop, but no noise came. They reopened their eyes and saw they were stopped in front of her.
"Yo." a voice spoke from behind them. The Watterson's looked behind or in front of them to see Naruto on the back of the car grinning.
"Naruto, what are you doing on the car?!" Nicole said abruptly, Naruto scratched the back of his head sheepishly with a cheeky grin.
"I might've jumped out of the car when I pulled Joanna back in the car." Naruto explained, laughing nervously. Nicole tried recalling Naruto in the back seat.
"Oh, and you might want to press the brake quicker next time." Naruto advised while taking one of his tails off one of the pedals.
"Oh…" Nicole murmured but soon looked furious at him. "Hey! I'm not gonna let you off the hook that easily. That stunt you pulled was so dangerous and you could have hurt yourself!" Nicole scolded and Naruto lowered his head in shame.
"Mom, maybe you should go easy on Naruto. Because of him, we didn't run into you." Anais reasoned with Nicole, hearing the logic in Anais's statement Nicole sighed heavily.
She had to admit it, Naruto saved her. She could've been really hurt if he didn't intervene.
"Okay. I let you off with a warning." Nicole said tiredly. Jojo untangled herself and exited the car.
"Nicole. I'm sorry I ever doubted you. You are a good mother." Jojo admitted downcasted.
"It's ok, to make mistakes Granny-Jojo." Nicole encouraged Jojo, she smiled and looked at Naruto. Walking up to him she patted his chest softly.
"Young man. I'm sorry, you're not the stray I thought you out to be." Jojo said sincerely and Naruto grew a tick mark.
"Don't sweat it, Joanna." Naruto said with a wave of his hand. Jojo in turn waved him off.
"Granny-Jojo sounds better." Joanna said with a smile, she then turned to Nicole with a scowl. "This lad here has a job and he's only 13." Jojo taunted Nicole.
"He's 15, you old bat!" Nicole said with a tick mark. Nicole and Jojo then started arguing about how Nicole should've had a job when she was 13. Nicole countered by saying 'When I was 13 you actually aged well!' That got a sneer from Joanna.
Their family ventured away in separate cars, Nicole and Joanna arguing the whole way. Naruto was conversing with Gumball, he decided to ride with them.
~Timeskip~
Nicole wanted to do something nice for her mother-in-law, so she dropped her off at her residence. The rest of the trip was Nicole asking the kids "how their days were." Naruto replied with "I was allowed to go home." Gumball said. "We went to the mall."
They finally reached their house, while the family walked to the front door Anais climbed up on Naruto's shoulders using his tails. The family giggled at the small affection.
Naruto said for everyone to wash up, Naruto had something special for them. Doing as they were asked, even Anais. Naruto made a double layer chocolate cake, much to Darwin's secret delight. The cake had whipped cream on the middle layer of the cake and on the edge of the top layer with strawberries set neatly on the strawberries.
"Naruto, what's this for?" Nicole asked and looked at the writing on the cake. "~Thank you~"
"It's a small thank you for taking me in." Naruto replied and Nicole smiled; Richard sensed something. He levelled a narrowed eye on Naruto.
"You took Marie Antoinette's recipe for the "Double-whipped-strawberry-layer chocolate-cream-cake" Where did you get it!" Richard asked while shaking Naruto.
"I don't know what you're talking about!" Naruto exclaimed while Richard thrusted his hand to Naruto's face, but Naruto switched positions. He was now in a triangle choke hold, Naruto was now holding the offending hand.
"Tell me!" Richard demanded with his face turning red with anticipation.
"NEVER!" Naruto exclaimed while tightening his lock.
"Who's Marie Antoinette?" Nicole asked, Naruto and Richard released their holds to tell her.
"Marie Antoinette was the first female ruler of france." Naruto informed with his head in his palm, Richard continued.
"Like he said, she was the first ruler and was famous for making cakes." Richard said and Naruto nodded.
"Yeah, she created most of the cakes we know today." Naruto added, but Anais just crossed her arms.
"No, she wasn't famous for cakes. She was famous for being overthrown by revolutionaries and being publicly guillotined following the abolition of the monarchy in France." Anais explained with a quirked eyebrow.
"Oh yeah, and that." Naruto said and resumed his triangle choke hussle with Richard.
"TELL ME!" Richard struggled to get his arm out of Naruto's grasp.
"I said NO!" Naruto shouted in his face.
"Stop it…" Nicole's hair unstructured her eyes from the world. No one heard her demand.
"Give me (grunt) the secret (grunt) FORMULA!" Richard demanded.
"I said… STOP IT!" Nicole shouted and blasted everyone back to the ground; lucky the cake was in one piece. "Now… this is how it's gonna go. We are going to sit at the table and eat this cake with a smile on our faces, like a normal FAMILY!" Nicole shouted at the end.
"YES MA'AM!" the others exclaimed, they sat at the dinner table; there were already chairs. Richard pulled out the chair for Nicole with a nervous smile. Naruto cut four even slices for the family. When Naruto took a seat, he waited for the family's reaction to the cake.
"This is delicious." Darwin complimented with the rest nodding. Richard and Naruto haven't touched their slice yet, they were still battling for the recipe, under the table Richard was fending Naruto's tails. Naruto had a fork in each tail while Richard had a fork in his toe. The clash of forks never wavered, even with Naruto being unpredictable and having numbers on his side Richard had experience and strength.
The clash of forks continued for 5 minutes with Richard and Naruto glaring at each other from their side of the table.
"Give up!" two of Naruto's tails clashed blades with Richard said; somehow?
"Never!" Richard's toes said in japanese.
"Why do you want a stupid recipe for?!" a third tail came to aid its brothers. Richard started sweating a little.
"Because, I (grunt) promised my master the recipe!" Richard's toe said while talking about Richard.
"Why waste your dignity for him?" the second tail asked with Naruto started sweating a little.
"Because…I (grunt) …gave… him (grunt) my… WORD!" the toe found a new power deep within him and pushed forward, knocking the forks out of the 3 tails grasp.
Naruto thrusted all his tails at Richard's toe who performed a technique his master taught him.
"Salted breathing: Essence of the sea!" the toe cast the technique that was released from nowhere.
"You think you're the only one with tricks." Naruto's tails started spiralling towards the saltwater in a circular motion; like a drill. "Tailsaw!" the technique pierced through the water and headed for Richard…but he wasn't there.
"Universal pull!" Richard pulled the forks from Naruto's tails. "I've won, you've lost. Now hand over the recipe." the toe pushed its pinky toe towards Naruto's tails.
"Why should I?" the tails asked.
"Because it would be dishonourable, and my master deserves it, he has finally found one of the secret recipes." Richard smirked on the table, as did Naruto who closed his eyes.
"Congrats Uncle." Naruto said with a sigh. His tails gave a little scroll to Richard's soldier.
"Here master!" The toe gave Richard the scroll. Richard smiled.
"Thank you, soldier. Rest now." Richard placed his foot on the ground.
After dinner, everyone went to bed.
~Naruto's room~
Naruto was resting in bed wearing boxers and a sleeveless black muscle shirt. He just finished his workout he did everyday.
He then drifted off to sleep. He was mumbling in his sleep. He then opened the drawer of his bedside table and grabbed a pen and paper and started scribbling in his sleep.
~Naruto's dream~
Naruto was standing in the middle of nowhere and he looked around. He couldn't find anything so he decided to walk around.
Naruto was walking for a little while until he saw the red van.
"You bastard!" Naruto sneered venomously and sprinted after the van, who turned around and sped down the road. Materialising a skateboard to reality he jumped on the board and performed a pop shuvit and a kickflip to see if his legs were still his. He was now chasing the van.
"Why are you running you coward?!" Naruto shouted at the van. "Show your face!" Naruto was getting a little pissed. He attached his tails to the towbar and pulled himself forward. He climbed the van, like a little hungry spider and smashed to the ceiling window of the van and dropped into the van. He saw there was no driver, he looked around and saw lots of things. Fireworks, games, watches, a remote?
Naruto was taken aback when his shoulders were grabbed and turned him around to face a pitch black figure whose eyes were visible.
"You are the last hope of elmore! You will have to make a sacrifice, If you choose the incorrect path, you will make everyone suffer!" The figure promised, before Naruto could get a word in, his vision was bombarded by flashes of light.
"WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" Naruto shouted as the world started cracking and shattered like glass.
~End of dream~
Naruto sat up on his bed with a pen and paper in his hand. Naruto looked at the paper confusedly.
"I didn't pull out any paper. Did I?" Naruto asked himself, he looked at the paper and his eyes widened. 'Come find me' Naruto read and he grabbed his sketch book and added the paper to his investigation.
"Weird dream…red van occurrence…sleeping writing…" Naruto wrote this down and looked at the page.
"Soon…" Naruto uttered and looked at the moon through the window above his bed.
Chapter 5 end…
Damn, I enjoyed writing the fight scene with Richard's toes and Naruto's tails.
I also reached 10,938 words.
Ok guys, yesterday I was thinking about writing a crossover with Naruto and mha, what do you think?
Send long reviews, don't be a ghost lmao.
Nah, I'm off. Ja ne :)
