I Don't Want to Be His Wife! Why!? I'm A Guy!

13- New Day, what A Nightmare

Last Time

"Thanks, but what was your idea to make me return to the village?"

I laughed a deep belly laugh, "Naruto can be put on the CRA, and two super-hot princesses already offer to be his wife, and you want me to give him advice?"

She shrugs, "OK I must give you credit for that. But let's go," she says with a small laugh.

Naruko POV

When I woke up, I felt like I wanted to vomit.

I had a horrible and terrifying nightmare, The nightmare was terrifying. I was turned into a girl and then I was…. Don't vomit, Naruto, I was happily sucking on-.

"No," I say, brushing my tongue out of my mouth, I can still somehow taste it even though it was in a dream.

And I rub it hard, With the covers of my bed. I thought, blushing. My mind is so dirty right now.

The weird thing, my dream self actually like it. But as a guy, I'm not opposed to like it. I'll rather have a beautiful girl do that to me. But I at least know how to hold it in.

But, it was fun.

You know sucking his dick.

"Stop," I say, shaking my head and stopping myself from vomiting.

"Was my ramen bad, no, ramen can't be bad. Then something in the air?

Yes, something in the air.

I nodded to myself, happy I figured out what was going on. No bad ramen but bad air.

"Ok, I'm hungry for some ramen," I said jumping out of bed. Feeling cold and not so happy seeing everything short, again.

Oh, and this is not my bedroom.

First vomiting and then finding ramen and then kill my kidnapper.

I happily walk to the door that looks like the bathroom door.

I opened it.

"Cool, a bathroom connected to a bathroom that is so rich," I say seeing how the bathroom is so high-class.

Deep down I know this is my life now.

I walk in like I now own the place.

Still feeling cold I walk to the sink, putting my hands on the edge. And looking down I take a deep breath in and let it out slowly.

Feeling better, I smile. And the smile was for the funny feeling on my neck and back.

I shake my head, try to stop the feeling because now it is starting to feel weird.

But I felt it slipping off my backside, and it stopped in mid-air.

That blonde hair, that my hair.

"Oh," I look up, smiling at the mirror. "I do look sexy in my sexy no jutsu." I grab my boobs feeling a strong but amazing new feeling shooting through my body.

I nearly fell on my butt because of the amazing feeling. I blushed thinking about it, that never happened.

I smile and squeeze it again harder. I scream loudly in a sexy horror high-pitched scream, and the moan afterward didn't help my reddening face.

"This is fun but I like having a dick between my legs." And then my stupid brain imagines my legs spreading apart and sometimes going up my butt.

Yes, I did say that but that's not what I meant. And the first time my face looked like a tomato.

"To go back to normal," I say, putting my hand together.

But, at that moment my kidnapper showed up out of nowhere and pulled me to the floor. I let up a moan at the pain when my back hit the floor.

And my chest felt funny, and my face reddened how he is on top of me.

"Naruko you are not allowed to use chakra," Sasuke says, giving me a death glare. But I blush and I like how he looks at me like shit like I'm nothing in his eyes.

I am oddly turned on.

"Sasuke gets off me," I say with a squeak.

"Ok but don't use your-"

"Your chakra, yes, yes. I know." I said as memories flashed across my eyes, "am I a girl?"

"Yes," he said slowly, sounding tired, and hangover.

"Am I your wife?"

He nodded.

"Did we," I said putting two fingers in my mouth. When did he get off me and what was my back on the wall?

My husband blushed, "yes we did have sex."

"No, letting it out that fast-."

"How many times did we do it?"

I frown, "ones, and at least do better next time."

He smiled, "I believe you said I was a god in human form."

My mouth dropped, "yesterday was hazy."

He nodded, "me too, and put some clothes on. I don't know, you like sleeping naked."

"Then turn around!" I shouted covering my boobs and sliding my legs together.

He rolled his eyes, "the mother of my children doesn't like being looked at, by her husband in the nude."

"Shut up!" I said smiling.

"I will make us some ramen."

"Ramen!" I shouted jumping on him and giving him a massive hug, forgetting something.