It was a big day in the city of Drachten, Friesland, the Netherlands. Why, you may ask? Why, because Super Mario's little brother Luigi was opening his very own Lemonade Bar, of course! The Lemonade Bar was stationed on a shopping boulevard close to a highway. Said Lemonade Bar was really out of place compared to all the other stores and restaurants on the boulevard, because while most of the stores were either big department stores or small but successful restaurants, the Lemonade Bar was a wooden shack that was being held together by metal sheets and had a sign that read "Luigi's Lemonade Bar" on it on the front of the building.
Inside the bar, Luigi himself was standing behind the counter, wearing a white apron and a white sun visor on his head. The bar had a few tables, a counter with a lemonade maker, pitchers, glasses and glass holders on it and a jukebox that played music. "Alright, my Lemonade Bar is open for business! It may not be much now, but there's always room for improvement. I'm gonna make something of this Lemonade Bar and make the place famous!" Luigi told himself proudly as he had his hands on his hips.
Soon after, the first customer entered the Lemonade Bar: It was a female Toad with pink spots and some yellow hair on her head, some makeup on her face and she wore a black sleeveless dress with black pumps, as well as a pair of pink earbells. Luigi was impressed by such a beautiful Toad entering the bar. "Wow, I'm a lucky man to get a beautiful woman as my first customer. But Daisy is still the prettiest woman I know." Luigi thought to himself as he quietly chuckled.
"Hello, sir. I heard you were opening this Lemonade Bar, and I noticed that you were open for business." The female Toad spoke as she walked up to the counter.
"Yes, I am open for business, ma'am. And you're in luck, because you're my very first customer that I'm serving in the history of this Lemonade Bar." Luigi told the Toad with a smile.
"Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm. I really am in luck then. You may call me X." The Toad replied, introducing herself.
Luigi nodded. "Alright. So, what would you like, Ms. X?" He then asked her.
"A nice glass of lemon lemonade would be fine." X replied as she paid for her drink.
Luigi nodded and poured X a glass of lemon lemonade. "Here you go, ma'am. Lemonade made by Luigi himself." He told X as he handed the glass to her.
"Very well. Let's have a sip." X replied before taking a sip of her lemonade, smiling afterwards. "How refreshing! It has just the right amount of sweetness! My compliments, Mr. Luigi!" X told Luigi, complimenting his lemonade.
Luigi smiled as his eyes glistened with pride. "You're always welcome, Ms. X! I aim to please my customers with my lemonade!" He replied.
X nodded. "I can definitely tell." She replied before pulling up a chair and went to sit down in a corner, enjoying her lemonade by herself. Shortly after, everybody's favorite flab monster, Wario entered the bar before slamming the door behind him, walking up to the counter.
"Oh, hello, Wario. Care for some lemonade?" Luigi asked the yellow clad fat man.
"Wa, ha, ha! Of course I'd like a lemonade! Make it a lemon one, please!" Wario replied, placing some money on the counter to pay for his drink.
Luigi nodded, taking the money and pouring Wario a glass. "I never thought you'd be spending money on anything, Wario, considering you love it so much." He told the yellow clad fat man as he handed him his glass of lemonade.
"I do spend money, I just don't spend a lot of it. That's how I keep most of my money, Luigi. That's my motto: Spend a little, keep a lot! That's why I came down here today: Lemonade is cheap, and that's what makes it the perfect drink for a nice day like this!" Wario explained before he took a sip of his lemonade.
"So, what do you think of the lemonade?" Luigi asked Wario with a smile.
"It tastes great, Luigi! Excellent! Makes me wanna come back for more!" Wario said before letting out a smelly fart, a reference to his fondness of crude humor.
Luigi gagged at Wario's disgusting fart and so did X. "Well, thanks for the compliment, Wario. I appreciate it." He then said with a smile.
"Wa, ha, ha! Thanks, Luigi!" Wario replied with a menacing grin before he walked over to a table and plopped his fat ass down on a chair. How he didn't crash through the chair was beyond anyone.
A little while later, a few more customers had arrived at the Lemonade Bar. Wario and X had already left by that point. One of the customers that was currently at the Lemonade Bar was Manic the Hedgehog, who was currently there dressed in his Burger King uniform.
"Boy, your lemonade is good stuff, Luigi. My compliments." Manic remarked as he took a sip of his strawberry limonade.
Luigi smiled. "Thanks, Manic. I try to do my best for my customers such as yourself." He replied to the green hedgehog.
"I can definitely tell!" Lemmy Koopa piped up as he took a sip of his strawberry lemonade while sitting on his circus ball.
"Why are we even here...?" Morton Koopa Jr. sighed as he was sitting at a table with Lemmy.
"Because we were thirsty, and this is one of the closest places to get a drink we could find, silly!" Lemmy giggled as he took another sip of his strawberry lemonade.
"Dude, there's a supermarket near this place, we could've grabbed a drink there!" Morton told Lemmy.
"This stuff's still cheaper than what you can get at the supermarket." Lemmy giggled some more before going quiet.
Luigi just chuckled. "I'm just happy I get to serve people my refreshing lemonade." He said before looking over to a table, where the skeleton brothers, Sans and Papyrus were sitting.
"Nyeh, heh, heh! This lemonade is great! But I don't understand how we're able to consume it when we're skeletons..." Papyrus laughed then sighed.
"Don't question it, Paps. You're gonna need therapy again." Sans remarked as he took a sip of his lemonade.
"Yeah, I guess you're right, Sans. I shouldn't question a world where nothing makes sense." Papyrus nodded before he took a sip of his lemonade as well.
Luigi chuckled some more. Later, around 10 PM, which was closing time, there were a few more customers there, such as Yoshi and Birdo, as well as Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong. "Wow, your lemonade is great, Little Green! Keep it up!" Yoshi complimented Luigi's lemonade.
"Yeah, this tastes great! Well done!" Birdo added as she took another sip of her lemonade.
Luigi smiled. "Anytime, guys! If you're happy, then I'm happy too!" He replied.
"Man, I never thought banana lemonade existed! I'm in love with it!" Donkey Kong laughed as he finished his lemonade.
Diddy Kong chuckled. "Amazing, isn't it?" He asked as he finished his lemonade as well. "Well, thanks for the lemonade today, Luigi, but Donkey and I gotta go." Diddy then told Luigi.
"Alright, thanks for stopping by today, guys." Luigi replied with a smile before Donkey and Diddy left the Lemonade Bar.
Yoshi and Birdo then finished their lemonade as well before getting up. "Alright, we gotta go now as well. Thanks again for the lemonade today, Little Green. We'll be sure to stop by again sometime soon." Yoshi told Luigi.
Luigi smiled and nodded. "Alright, guys. Take care!" He replied before Yoshi and Birdo left the Lemonade Bar. Luigi then locked the front door and proceeded to start cleaning up the place for opening the next morning. Once he had done so, he turned off the lights, went outside and locked the place up again. He then looked at his Lemonade Bar, which was currently a small shack. Luigi smiled as he looked at it.
"I just know that this Lemonade Bar is going to be a great success. I just know it." Luigi said before he stepped inside his Nostalgia 1 car and drove off towards his home.
