[Note: in this fanfiction Christy will be Hans Gunsche's daughter].

Christy woke up in a beautifully decorated dungeon with an I.V. in her arm. There was a red puppy sleeping on her chest.

"Hey there, little guy. What's your name?"

"Not now, mommy. I must avenge you and daddy." The puppy said in its sleep before opening its eyes. "Christy, you're awake! Bless Beelzebub!"

Walter was coming into the dungeon to check Christy when he had a puppy flung at him.

"Nice catch, old man." A puppy Danny said as Walter held him in one hand.

"AAAAH! Danny is an evil monster again!"

Integra took an Aspirin and chased it with brandy in her office.

"You shouldn't combine acetylsalicylic acid with alcohol, dear. It irritates the stomach lining." Nurse Bear said helpfully.

"My house, my rules fur ball." She said as a high-pitched scream sounded from the dungeon.

"Yaay, Christy is awake!" The Care Bears and Cousins cheered and went down. Integra followed them.

Meanwhile, Danny turned human and began to kiss Christy's arm Gomez Addams style while calling her his sweet little angel, his little succubus and his little goddess.

"Wait a moment." He noticed blood on his lips. "Phew! Your arm is bleeding! You ripped the IV while using me as a baseball!"

"What?" Christy looked, and then leaned in to kiss Danny, licking her blood off his lips. Danny turned into a wolf and started to howl Tex Avery style and beat himself on the head with a wooden mallet. "Wow. My blood tastes awesome." Christy said. She licked the blood off her elbow.

"I'll say it does. Wolf Girl is still a virgin." Alucard said from under the bed, followed by slurping noises. Only his long tongue was visible from under the bed, licking the blood off the floor.

The Care Bears, Integra and Seras came to see Christy beating Alucard with her bed and calling him a creepy pervert.

"Miss Gunsche Cherrywood, stop damaging Hellsing property." Integra said in a strict tone.

"Oh, sorry." Christy said, putting down the bed and began to choke Alucard.

"That includes hurting MY vampire!"

"HE STARETD IT!" "SHE STARTED IT!" Christy and Alucard said in unison.

"And thank you, Master." Alucard added.

"Christy!" Grumpy Bear, Brave Heart Lion, Lots of Heart Elephant, Swift Heart Rabbit, True Heart Bear and Noble Heart Horse said as they went to hug her.

"Oh, my darling little cute furry friends!" Christy hugged them before noticing Seras. "Miss Victoria!"

She went to put Seras in a crushing hug that even challenged her vampire strength.

"Ow. Christy, don't hurt my Master! Master, are you ok?" Seras went to help Alucard up.

"A-ha ha ha ha haha!" Alucard chuckled. "Way to go, Wolf Girl."

"Wolf Girl?" Christy asked in confusion "What do you mean?"

"Don't you remember?" Danny asked "How you turned into a werewolf and attacked those ghouls?"

"I remember a dream about being attacked by ghouls and meeting the Care Bears, and then…nothing." She looked at her friends, then at her right arm. "Hey…my wound is gone."

"You just lifted an entire bed to beat Alucard." Integra said in frustration.

"That, and you've got really cute wolf ears, and a tail." Danny, still in wolf form said. "And you smell really nice." He said as he began to hump Christy's leg.

"Bad dog." Integra said as she pulled wolf Danny by the ear.

"Sorry. Wolf pheromones." Danny said as he turned into a human, with Integra still holding his ear. Christy's ears reverted back to human and her tail was gone.

At dinner, Danny and Christy sat next to each other, flanked by the bears. Christy specifically asked Walter for extra bacon and eggs. The bears constantly shot suspicious glances at Alucard while Danny and Christy engaged in baby talk calling each other cutesy wutsy pet names like honey bunny, pumpkin, snookums and cupcake.

Integra's patience had run thin when Danny and Christy did the Lady and the Tramp thing with a piece of spaghetti.

"Demon Boy and Wolf Girl! If you do one more romantic thing, I'm going to make you do boot camp with Commander Fergesen!"

"We're sorry!"

Sometime later, Commander Fergesen was standing and smoking a pipe when two red eyes stared at him.

"Come on out, Mr Daniel Hart. And don't stare at me like that. Alucard is much scarier than you."

"Oh, sorry about that, Commander. I just came to have a friendly chat with you about Seras. In less than a week, she became my girlfriend's Best Friend Forever. And when Christy's BFF is upset, Christy gets upset."

"Say no more." Fergesen cut him off "If you want me to treat Miss Victoria with kid gloves like her fellow officers at Division 11 did, I won't. The girl lacks discipline. She's way too high strung."

"I was going to say, give her extra drills with the sniper rifle and warn her that her target looks like a common bloody prostitute, and don't tell her to commit suicide once she gets tired of living as a vampire. That was very rude. You can say whatever you want about Division 11, just not in front of her or I'll mix something in your prune protein shake when you're not looking, old man."

"I won't stand for that kind of talk from you, young man! And how did you know about my bloody prune protein shake?"

"What are you gonna do about it, you old fart? And I can take you on anytime you want!" Danny said as he transformed into a gorilla and got into a fighting stance. "You wanna dance, old man? I'll do everything for my soul mate and her friends."

"Very well, Mr Hart." Fergesen said after a pause. "I will arrange with Sir Integra to have a sparring match with you, to tech you some respect. No weapons for either of us and no shapeshifting except human and gorilla forms for you, young man. Last one conscious wins. If you lose, me and Alucard will give you boot camp for a week."

"You're on! If you lose, you'll apologize to Miss Victoria and go to every Division 11 funeral. In alphabetical order." Danny said as both of them shook hands. "And by the way, I'm older than Alucard!"