[In the city part of Japan, everyone screams and points at a giant Nomu as it grabs a handful of people in each hand and drops them inside the lair of Dr. Garaki.]

All For One: [at everyone running around inside] Oh, good, the lunch rush. Now that my Nomu has dropped you into my clutches, you'll be forced to eat at my villainous restaurant. [everyone stops in their tracks]

Gang Orca: What?! You mean you kidnapped us just to sell us your fast food?

All For One: Come on, it's a standard marketing technique. [people leave]

Gang Orca: You little twerp!

All For One: Hey!

Nana Shimura's Ghost: He's right, ya know.

All For One: Nana?! You think I'm a twerp?

Nana Shimura's Ghost: Well, yes, but I was referring to the kidnapping.

All For One: Everything I do is always wrong in your eyes.

Nana: Maybe it's because you are always wrong.

AFO: Fine. I'm wrong, you're right.

Nana: You said it, not me. You know, you're lucky to have me.

AFO: [walking away] Why did I ever install your naggy consciousness in my head?

Nana: Naggy? I heard that! Come back and pay your bills!

[Meanwhile in a hero office]

All Might: Oh, money. You're always there for me. [kissing noisily]

Inko Midoriya: [walking in] Hello, Toshi

All Might: Inko Midoriya! Uh, what brings ya by today?

Inko: I just wanted to see my son's hero.

All Might: How much of my money do you want?

Inko: Well, I did see the prettiest hat in town today.

All Might: Oh, look at the time! So sorry to have to rush off. Bye! [pushes Inko Midoriya out his office and closes his door] Whew, that was a close one.

All For One: Why did I ever get that dead woman in my head? I need a real woman - not a girl without a physical body. [AFO hears Inko humming outside so he brings down his periscope on her] Such beauty. She's an angel; and no ectoplasm! I've never felt like this before. I don't even know her name and yet she's stolen my heart.

Nana: Shigaraki! You've fallen in love with another woman?! I'm stuck with you!

AFO: You're a W.I.F.E. [pulls out chart] Wisped Intermental Female Ectoplasmaph.

Nana: Oh, you always pull that one out! "You're not a real woman, you're just a mental projection!"

AFO: [sighing] Why don't you have an 'off' switch? [sees an off switch in his head and smiles]

Nana: Shigaraki, don't you daaaaare... [turns off]

AFO: And now to woo that beloved creature. [cut to Inko taking a nap while the Nomu is looking through her window. Then the Nomu grabs her]

Nomu: Rrrrrroses are red. Viiiiiolets are blue. Wwwworld domination hassss nothing on yyyyyou. [she screams]

AFO: Hmmm, I guess she's not a poetry fan. [everyone is running around screaming while the Nomu is using its eye lasers to spell out "I You" on the ground, but while destroying some of the town when doing this. Inko reads it and screams a few times] Poetry, love notes-nothing's working! Maybe something personal. [Inko is shrieking. The Nomu walks over to a rock and karate chops a memorial-like statue of Inko's head and puts her down]

Inko Midoriya: [stops screaming] Am I really that pretty?

All For One: Oh, yeah... I am smooth. [cut to later in his lair by a phone] Just dial the number and ask her to dinner. C'mon, you can do this. [dial tones beeping; AFO grunting]

Inko: Hello? [AFO panting in the phone] I'm hanging up.

AFO: Wait! It's your secret admirer.

Inko: Oh, you're that giant monster?

AFO: [laughing] No. I created the monster. Did you enjoy the gift I sent you?

Inko: How did you know I wanted a hat? Have you been spying on me? [6 TV screens are set-up to in different parts of Inko's house]

AFO: It was...just a lucky guess. I've admired you from afar for far too long, my angel. We must meet face-to-face.

Inko: Well, how about the UA Louvre? Tonight at 8:00?

AFO: Sounds wonderful. I'll be the tall fellow wearing a red carnation. Until tonight, my dear. [cut to Inko walking into the UA restaurant]

All Might: Ah! Quick, Midoriya, swallow me wallet!

Izuku Midoriya: OK. [All Might shoves his wallet in Izuku's mouth and Izuku swallows it]

All Might: Oh, sorry, Inko. I can't lend you any money. Izuku accidentally swallowed me wallet. [sniffs the woman's hat] Ms. Midoriya, you got yourself a hat without my financial assistance.

Inko: Isn't it nice, Toshi? It's just the one I wanted.

All Might: But Inko, you shouldn't be spending your son's inheritance... I mean, since, you told me you wanted a hat, I went out and I dug one up. [takes out a hat with holes in it]

Inko: Where did you get this old thing? [at a funeral where two men are paying their respects to the person in the coffin]

Present Mic: She looks so peaceful.

Cementoss: Yeah. But wasn't she wearing a hat? [All Might is seen running out with the hat behind him]

Inko: You can take this back to the trash heap.

All Might: Yes, ma'am. [tosses hat and shovel to Aizawa] Aizawa, I need you to make a return for me.

Inko: Thank ye for your concern for my finances, but me new boyfriend bought me this hat.

All Might: Boyfriend? Someone to spend money...I mean time with you? That's wonderful! Who is he? What's his name?

Inko: I don't know. I'm meeting him here, tonight.

All Might: Wonderful! I'll have Aizawa stay open late so ye can have a nice, romantic dinner. Run along, make yourself pretty. Izuku, you're working late tonight. No overtime! [Izuku lunges himself into the door happily. Cut to All For One wearing a rose, walking into the UA restaurant where Izuku is in a waiter uniform]

AFO: [clears throat] I've reservations for two, tonight.

Izuku: Right this way, sir. [Izuku pulls back the chair for AFO as he jumps up on it. Izuku narrows his eyes suspiciously at the villain]

AFO: [shouts] Excuse me, I can't reach my silverware!

Izuku: Terribly sorry, sir. [reaches into his pocket and takes out a miniature table and chair. Places it on top of the big table, then grabs AFO and places him in the chair] Will there be anything else?

AFO: Is my tie on straight?

Izuku: You look fabulous! [Inko walks in] Your gentlemen caller awaits. [Inko walks up to the table]

AFO: [pulls rose away from his body] Hello, my dear. I must say you look ravishing tonight. [Inko notices All For One, who is like six inches tall lmao]

Inko: Oh, my, you're a tiny thing, but awfully cute. Tell me about yourself. [sits down in a chair that Izuku has brought to her]

AFO: Well, I'm in the food service business. I'm a bit of a restaurateur. I'm the founder and owner of the Villain Bucket.

Inko: Never heard of it.

AFO: [Points to the villain lair] It's across the street.

Inko: Doesn't ring a bell. [AFO shows her the back of a phone book with a picture of him and the villain restaurant]

AFO: It's on the back of the phone book! Come on! I paid a lotta money for that ad! [Puts the book away] Never mind, never mind. I'd like to hear about you.

Inko: Well...

All Might: ALL FOR ONE!

AFO: ALL MIGHT!

Inko: Toshinori!

All Might: Mrs. Midoriya

AFO: "Mrs.?"

Izuku: [jumps in the air] DEKU!

All Might: Midoriya...!

AFO: Midoriya? This delectable creature is your mother?

All Might: This no-good conniving chiseler is your date!?

Izuku: And this devilishly handsome hero-to-be is your waiter.

All Might: Izuku! I don't know what sort of skulduggery you're up to, All For One, and I'm not waiting to find out. [picks up AFO by his helmet]

Inko: Toshinori, you better put me boyfriend down, this instant!

AFO: Boyfriend?

All Might: But, Inko...

AFO: You heard the lady. Let me go. [All Might drops him into Inko's hand]

AFO: That's more like it.

Inko: Come, Shigaraki. I'm sorry me son's friend had to spoil our romantic evening.

All Might: Inko? [cut to AFO cleaning a picture of Inko then in walks All Might] You!

All For One: Toshinori.

All Might: I came to warn you, All For One. Stay away from me successor's mother. I know what you're really up to.

AFO: I'm serious, Toshinori. I've changed my ways. And all it took was the love of a beautiful woman.

All Might: All you like is thieving and conniving. Now, stop trying to get the formula out of me friend.

AFO: What are you talking about?

All Might: I'm talking about the Hero Patty formula!

AFO: Your successor's mother knows the Hero Patty formula?

All Might: Don't play stupid with me. Of course she does. It's an old Toshinori-slash-Midoriya family recipe, and you're not family! [AFO frowns] I'm telling you for the last time: stay away from me successor's mother. [walks out]

AFO: Not family, eh? Well, I can fix that. [cut to Inko walking into the UA Louvre]

Inko: Toshinori!

All Might: Inko!

Inko: What did I tell ye about interfering in me life?

All Might: Mrs. Midoriya, can't you see? He's trying to seduce the Hero Patty formula right from under you.

Inko: For your information, Toshi, he hasn't asked me once about the formula. I doubt that he even knows that I know it.

All Might: [chuckles nervously, pulling his shirt as he realizes he let that slip needlessly.] Uh, yeah...funny thing about that.

Inko: I forbid ye to interfere in me private business. Go to your office, now!

All Might: Yes, ma'am. [walks into his office]

AFO: Somebody call heaven because I think an angel's gone missing.

Inko: Oh, Shigaraki.

AFO: Oh, Mrs Midoriya.

All Might: Oh, brother.

AFO: Attention, attention, everyone. I'd like to make an announcement. Inko, in full view of this restaurant, I ask you for your hand in holy matrimony.

Crowd: Aw!

AFO: Would you marry me? [a big diamond ring is shown up close]

All Might: Ah, that's it! No more hiding in my room like a scared little twig, it's time to act like a hero! [he flies, screaming, and jumps at AFO]

All For One: Gasp!

All Might: [jumps in Inko's lap] Please don't marry him, Inko! Don't marry this bad, bad man! I don't want you to!

AFO: Too late, Toshi. We're going to be married. And you're gonna be my new son! [laughs maniacally. Inko hands the ring back to AFO] Huh? What's this, honey bunch?

Inko: I'm flattered by your offer, really I am, but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment. [All Might laughs]

AFO: What is this? There's somebody else, isn't there?

Nomu: [breaks into UA with flowers] I... I... this is vvvvery uncomfortable. I'll just wwwwwwait in the carrrrr.

AFO: I don't believe this! You led me on!

Inko: Now, now Shigaraki, it's not what you think.

AFO: I don't wanna hear your lies! You owe me for leading on like this! Give me the Hero Patty formula and we'll call it even.

Inko: The formula? Is that what this whole thing was about?

AFO: No! No, not really. I mean... not at first. I mean uh... Uh, honey bunch? [Inko shows her muscles, which show a ship's cannons] Uh-oh. [she punches AFO back to the Villain Bucket] Oh, well. Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all! [AFO ends up flying into the back wall, hitting his head and mentally flipping the ON switch of Nana.]

Nana: Working.

AFO: So, you decided to come crawling back to me, huh?

Nana: [beginning to zap AFO's head] What did you say?

AFO: Nothing. Nothing, sweetie.

Nana: [zaps AFO's brain] Yeah. That's what I thought you said, honey bunch.

AFO: Oww...!