Pieces of Heart Uncontained AKA The 30 Legend of Zelda Stories
Link Finds a Rupee
Link, the almighty hero, was scrounging around in the bushes. He was after some spare change to get Malon her fiftieth pair of shoes. Link cut some grass with his sword and as luck would have it, a single green rupee hovered just above the ground. Link licked his lips and made to grab it. Unfortunately, a goat rammed him from behind and the rupee went into his eye socket as he fell flat on his face. Link screamed and ran around like a moron, then he went to show Malon what happened. Malon was unable to remove the rupee because it had gotten wedged inside Link's skull. She was no longer attracted to Link and divorced him. Link was forced out of the ranch and had to stay with his other wife, Ruto.
So sad.
