Wild Breath
Zelda and Mipha sat at the edge of a waterfall eating fish sandwiches. After some time spent in awkward silence, Zelda started to ask a question. Her anchovy breath so repulsed Mipha that she stood up and dived off into the waterfall. She hit a sharp rock at the bottom and died. Sidon came over to see what the latest gossip was. He only talked to Zelda side-on at first, but then he became attracted to the whiff and they made sweet love. Zelda was married to Link (as was Mipha), so it felt so wrong to be with Sidon. But at the same time, it felt so right. A few days later, Zelda found out that she had gotten a bad case of crabs.
So sad.
