The Groose Set Loose

Cawlin bet Groose fifty rupees that he couldn't beat the Squid-Hunt game. Groose confidently entered Salvatore's shop to prove Cawlin wrong. He was able to hit the first two squids, but after that he had just five cannonballs left. Three more missed, but the second to last cannonball hit the final squid. However, the squid would need three hits to finish off and Groose had only one cannonball, so the gig was up. Or it would have been, but Groose had an idea. He ordered his minions to bring in the Groosenator, which he fired directly at the board. The entire Squid-Hunt shop exploded and Salvatore died. Groose snatched his fifty rupees from Cawlin and triumphantly rode around town on the Groosenator, pushed by his minions. Cawlin ran away to the toilet and cried.

So sad.