Lost Forever

The Kokiri Klan and the Bombers were lost in the Lost Woods. They were trying to find Saria, but Mido and Jim argued about which way to go at every single junction. They had completely lost track of which way they came from and were at high risk of succumbing to the wood's awful curse. You see, the people who don't leave within a day get transformed into idiots. Mido said that all hope was lost, especially since no one had a sword and a shield. Jim claimed that he knew a guy who could help. He phoned up someone but the reception was shoddy so it took a while to get through. Sahasrahla eventually answered and told Jim off for interrupting his conference call. Jim asked Sahasrahla which way to go, to which he replied "Obviously just keep going left!" So the Bombers went left. They all fell into a pit and died. Mido and the Kokiri Klan never found Saria and they turned into idiots.

So sad.