Untimely Marriage

Link was getting married once again, this time to Paya. He was fed up with Ruto's fishy flaps and wanted to live somewhere less wet. Naturally, Paya agreed to marry Link, because who wouldn't? Her face turned completely red as she walked down the aisle, her eyes briefly meeting with those of Link's other wives. Saria giggled with Lana, pointing out how big paya's butt looked in that dress. Paya reached the altar where Minister Potho and her husband-to-be were standing. It was so exciting! Unfortunately, there was something of a timetable clash. Tingle and Pinkle had booked in to get married at exactly the same time. They showed up at the altar, which made everyone vomit. Minister Potho grabbed his gun and shot himself in the head. Now Link was unable to marry Paya, so he had to make her his concubine instead.

So sad.