Gongoron the Moron
The Red Rock Rolling Festival was on at Death Mountain. A huge banquet was prepared and the Gorons were happily stuffing their faces full of the finest rock sirloin. The Goron's Ruby was sitting on a pedestal near the banquet table, heavily guarded by the toughest security detail yet. Last year, Ganondorf had managed to swipe the ruby from right under their noses. Such an embarrassment was not to happen again. After the banquet, Darunia led the other Gorons over to the rolling racetrack. This left Medigoron, Darbus and Gongoron to guard the ruby. Medigoron promptly fell asleep. Darbus told Gongoron to watch the ruby closely while he bent over to scratch his toes. While he did that, a guy in red armour and holding a clip board came over, claiming to be an inspector. Gongoron allowed the fellow to examine the Goron's Ruby. Surprisingly, the man turned out to be Volga. He turned into a dragon and flew away with the ruby. Darbus smacked Gongoron hard for being such a moron. Also, four-time champion Darmani lost the rolling race.
So sad.
