It was another night of drinking his sorrows away when Conker the Squirrel happened to notice several Touhou girls causing chaos within the bar; he was quite curious since things never got this violent.
"Well talk about a different change of pace." Conker said with a laugh while grabbing a nearby bottle of beer and drinking it up. "What caused this sudden change that happens to perk me up?"
"Oh we just opened up a portal to your world and wanted to see what it was like." Alice casually explained while attempting to have tea only for her to be smashed by chairs being thrown around the place by her fellow Touhou females. "...And it seems like the cartoony visuals back the slapstick..."
"Yep you better get used to it." Conker said while continuing to drink. "Not that any of you care but do you happen to know programming?"
"...The what now?" Cirno asked upon freezing various things within the establishment since she had zero clue as to what the talking squirrel was babbling about.
