Heart-breaking Revelation
Mama's Café was a truly happenin' place with many a five star review in the newspaper. Volga had decided that this café was the perfect place to propose to his darling, Volvagia. They sat at one of the outside tables sipping chamomile tea and talking about how much they hate those fucking gorons. Small children were running around, chasing a puppy and the mood was overall very uplifting. Seeing that Volvagia was in good spirits, Volga told her that he had to scratch his toes for a second. When she looked away, he got down on one knee and began throat singing while holding up the Goron's Ruby. This was the ancient way that dragons would make the proposal for marriage. Volvagia got all teary-eyed and admitted that there was somebody else. "Who!?" Volga demanded. Just then, Onox casually strolled over and Volvagia retreated behind him. Onox laughed at Volga's pathetic proposal and snatched the Goron's Ruby out of his hands. He also killed the children and puppy for no reason.
So sad.
