"Well here's to another mediocre-" Conker tried saying only for his beer to get stolen by a bunch of Touhou fairies that laughed at him. "Hey! I was going to drink that! What is wrong with you crazy beings?"
"Oh there's a lot wrong with us!" Cirno taunted upon deciding to fart in the drink and sticking her tongue out. "See?"
Conker whipped out his frying pan and started beating them up.
