Delicious Nuts

"Hmm, I wonder what's for dinner." King Harkinian wondered very loudly through the Hyrule Castle megaphone. Gwonam flew through the window and stated "It is written; Only Link can get the Maku nuts." Then he fucked off. King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule informed King Harkinian that he knew exactly where such nuts might be procured. The kingly men cast about for a Link to help them out, but most of them were out grabbing their stuff and doing other things. The only Link available was Young Link, who was in his quarters playing his PlayStation™. King Harkinian royally decreed that Young Link must go and grab each trees' nuts. Young Link set off aboard the King of Red Lions to distant lands.

They found the female Maku Tree in Lynna City. Link asked her nicely to let him grab her nuts. "Weeeell, teehee… No way! Teehee…" She replied while making a kissy face. Young Link shot a fire arrow at the female Maku Tree and burned her to the ground. Some of the Maku nuts were roasted as a result. The male Maku Tree awaited them over at Horon Village. However, he was having a centuries-long nap time at the moment. Nothing that Young Link tried would make him wake up. Instead, he put on the Giant's mask and shook the Maku Tree until its nuts dropped. Satisfied, Young Link and the King of Red Lions returned to the castle. To Young Link's horror, someone had confiscated his PlayStation™ and destroyed it using deku nuts.

So sad.