Angry Weather Guy

Guru-Guru was having the carpenter lads build an extension to his windmill. It was to feature a temple with waterslides as the main mode of transport, but some of the slides would secretly be acetone instead. Scary! The leader of the carpenters, Mutoh, whipped the men whenever they tried to slack off, and this continued for days with no chance to eat or sleep. When they were finishing the last details, Bolson from Bolson construction arrived with his own flamboyant troupe. He claimed that the project was deemed illegal by King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule. They used their bulldozers to tear the extension to the ground. The carpenters took this as a prime opportunity to have a lunch break, and died from sleep deprivation. Mutoh and Bolson had a slap-fight over the issue. Meanwhile, Guru-Guru flew into a rage and played the Song of Storms on his glockenspiel. A tempestuous cloud shat lightning and acetone onto Bolson's boys, causing them to shout "Ouchie!" before keeling over. Bolson himself barely got away, escaping to an underground hovel with an annoying deku scrub inside it.

So sad.