Funday School Blues
Today was the day of the big exam at Funday School. Ivan was fighting Blue Link as ususal, and the other killer bees whooped with encouragement. Mrs. Marie tried to break up the scuffle, but Tina told her to fuck off and let them have their fun. Blue Link managed to knock out some of Ivan's teeth, earning his respect. After the fight, Tina and Dina both handed out the exam papers. The Bombers were absent, so they failed the exam by default. Most of the other students started to answer the questions in silence. Blue Link was unable to help himself from grunting and yelping like some sort of video game character. Dina used her laser eyes to make Blue Link be silent. After thirty minutes, Ivan still had not answered a single question. He decided to phone up Sahasrahla for help. Sahasrahla explained (on full volume) that the exam was really a psychology experiment to see if children will stay inside. At the wise old man's advice, Ivan stepped outside into the warm sun. But Aquamentus was standing right there and it devoured Ivan.
So sad.
