Containing Evil

It was that time of month. Ganondorf Dragmire and his arch nemesis Link sat down at a table in the middle of Symmetry City. They had made an agreement to play a game of chess at the start of every month, to decide whether evil or good was allowed for the rest of that month. For some reason, Link had won every single match for the last two years. This annoyed Ganondorf to no end, because he had a lot of malicious prank ideas and his backlog was getting out of hand. Desperate to win, Ganondorf made a risky play by using the bishop cervix strategy. It paid off and he won the game. However, it turned out that he didn't win because Link somehow read his mind and checkmated him. Ganondorf politely packed his swords up and trudged away, ignoring Onox's mocking gestures. Link kissed his ocarina and promptly tripped over a goat, accidentally falling onto and deep throating Tingle's spiky head.

So sad.