Honey and Darling go to Church
Honey and Darling went to church. Since Minister Potho's passing, Rauru had taken charge of the holy duties. He led the congregation in a prayerful song to the goddesses, thanking them for the good weather and such. Before the song ended, Honey and Darling forgot about the goddesses and just focused on each other instead. Their adoration got a little bit steamy, eventuating in adulteration upon the pew. Rauru got very offended on behalf of the goddesses, and he sent out Kaepora Gaebora to scratch their sinful eyes out. The owl stopped in front of them and explained in meticulous detail what he was about to do to them. He asked if they wanted him to repeat that, and they said yes. So, he explained again. And again, they asked him to repeat himself. This loop continued indefinitely, and after a while Rauru locked the church up and went home. However, his house had mysteriously been flooded. Just his house.
So sad.
