Mobster Monsters
The whole gang was here, parked outside the Hyrule plaza. It was time for the moblins to mobilise. They had an exceedingly evil plan to steal useless trinkets from the market. The moblins got out from their Rolls Royce automobiles and sneaked across the drawbridge in lockstep. The guard didn't notice because he was too busy doing the official Hyrule Dance. The moblins almost reached the market, but then they were stopped by Ghirahim, who wanted some more guys on his team. Ghirahim used his creepy tongue on the lead moblin, causing it to moan and submit to its new master. The other moblins soon followed suit. They started to kill off a few commoners for a bit of a laugh, but one of them accidentally killed Rolls Royce in the heart. Now their sweet rides were no longer invented, so they exploded. Yoshi died in the explosion due to being tied up in the back seat.
So sad.
