Crime Travel?

A conference call was being held between Sahasrahla, Ulrira, Moosh, Kohga and Farore. They were in heated debate over the legality of time travel. Sahasrahla listed into his flip phone all the examples he knew of child heroes successfully time travelling and never being seen again. Ulrira complained through his dial phone about all the new-fangled technology such as time travel. He was too old to understand it. Moosh questioned where his bananas had gone, via his banana phone. Kohga had no idea who already ate Moosh's bananas, but he did know from experience that time travel was easy to infect with malware, using his Yiga Desktop. Farore read the others loud and clear with her book. She wrote in, suggesting that time travel should somehow be taxed and regulated, not outright banned. The others sort of started to agree with this idea, mostly because they didn't want to upset Farore. But then Moosh erupted into a mess of intestines. Vaati was actually controlling Moosh from the inside, and he heard everything. He snitched to Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule about the conspirators shortly after, and the Yiga Desktop was bombarded with pop-ups claiming that there were hot singles in Kohga's area. There weren't.

So Sad.