Thieving Little Witch
Link walked straight into Maple while she was flying on her broomstick at low altitude. All of their stuff spilled everywhere, so they raced to steal it off each other. Link stole Maple's potion, while Maple stole Link's stink bag. But then Maple noticed that there was a rupee stuck inside Link's eye socket. She put her whole hand inside and forcefully scooped the rupee out. Link tried to get her using the Biggoron's Sword, but she fled on her broom. That is until Link said "I guess you won't get the kinstone piece from my special area, then!" This made Maple do a 360 and reverse towards Link. However, Link had already thrown bees at her. She got stung and fell to the ground. Then, Blaino and Ricky came over and they beat the shit out of Maple. Link agreed to pay the hospital bill, but only if Maple became Link's concubine.
So sad.
