A Powerful Invention
Robbie was outside, using his cool new telescope, while Purah stayed inside to invent some sort of thing. In the distance, Robbie spied a guardian heading towards their lab. He made horse noises and ran inside. Then he whipped Purah until she finished the invention. It was a dragon shaped float that shot kerosene jets from its eyes and asked where its keys went. Purah had programmed it to attack guardians, other boss enemies and Tingle. The aptly named Purahfier rolled over to the guardian. It shot kerosene all over the guardian and asked where its keys went. Robbie lit a torch and made to throw it at the now flammable guardian. However, he had also been soaked in kerosene, so he burst into flames. Robbie made horse noises as he burned to ashes. Then Groose saved the day by destroying the guardian with his Groosenator. Purah swore an oath of revenge, then she went to her toilet and cried.
So sad.
