Secret Boss
A fresh batch of signs were delivered to Kakariko Village. As they were being installed, Ralph came over to inspect them. He said that the writing on them was total gibberish, and he did a real sick turbo slash to cut them in half. Mutoh told him off, but Ralph was being an arrogant slut, so they go into a slap-fight. Mutoh had really big strong hands, which nearly killed Ralph. But then Ralph cheated and used his sword to kill Mutoh. After that was dealt with, Ralph headed back to his apartment in Lynna. However, he came to a fork in the road. The sign pointing the way to Lynna was broken. Luckily, the Signmaker had just arrived to repair it. The mysterious man told Ralph that he would give up the legendary Carpenter Tools, but only if Ralph helped him. Ralph stuck his nose way into the air and told the Signmaker no way. After two more attempts to recruit Ralph, the Signmaker realised that the twat was a vandal, and activated his boss subtitles. Ralph was way too weak to fight the Signmaker, who is usually fought at the end of an adventure. He got obliterated by magic techniques that even the Kings themselves feared. The Signmaker utterly vapourised Ralph, then he saw that a goat had rammed his signs, broke them and had gotten away with it.
So sad.
