Author's Note (Monster): Hi guys! Sooo remember when I apologised for leaving this story on hold for 2 years a few updates ago? Yeaah it's been 1.5 years again... But hey! I'm working on the plan for real now and I've got everything planned out until chapter 30. I even know how to end the fic! It took a lot of motivation cause this thing was a dumpster fire at first because of how old the story is and how crappy I used to write stuff. I will admit I've been partially motivated by a user spamming my comment section, but like I said; comments are my fuel. More to come for this fic soon. Enjoy!


Previously on Untouched;

Danny gives Funny a bbj in the nearby bathroom after a heated show.

Luckily none of the guys caught onto their backstage blowjob shenanigans. It was cute when it happened but Funny sure didn't want Danny to make a habit out of trying to fuck him on stage. He got so flustered he nearly messed up his lines and got a nasty look from the husbands, Charlie & Johnny – yeah, they were calling them husbands now.

J-Dog had thrown Funny and Danny a smile when they re-joined them but Funny shrugged it off. He was getting tired of the guys being up in their business about their sex life. He didn't see Charlie asking Matt about his side-dishes after the show. Funny shuddered at the thought.

After the show, they were spending the night at the hotel before hitting the road. Funny sat on his bed and looked through pictures of previous shows on their social media pages. He smiled at the memories. Their first tour with Danny was going surprisingly well. There was the sound of water running in the background and Funny kept his eyes glued to his screen. He already got a backstage blowjob. He really didn't need to think about Danny naked in the shower and what he'd be up to. Although Funny could imagine he'd take care of what Funny had neglected backstage. He shifted uncomfortably. Maybe he should've tended to Danny's needs but they just ran out of time. The water sound stopped and Funny knocked on the bathroom door.

"You don't have to knock, Funny. You can come in any day."

Funny carefully opened the bathroom door to find Danny naked, not bothering with a towel. He cleared his throat and kept his eyes above the belt. Danny had his back turned to Dylan. Funny stared at Danny's back. He stepped closer and reached out to touch Danny's back, running his fingers over a massive scar. "How did you not bleed out?"

Danny spun around quickly and caught Funny's hand. Funny thought he saw flash of annoyance on his face but it was gone before he could check. Danny's eyes held a deep sadness. "I almost did."

"Was this when he threw you out the window?" Dylan asked, cocking his head curiously. Danny held his hand tenderly and shook his head. "This was a different trauma. I lost a lot of blood in the defenestration too, but this was different. It was like flipping a coin to him. If I bleed out, fate had decided for him to lose me. If I don't, fate decided I was his to own and it wasn't my time to escape."

Funny moved his hand up to caress Danny's cheek. "I'm sorry he did that to you."

Danny put his arms around Funny and kissed his forehead. "I'm safe now. With you. As long as I'm with you, I'll be safe. Now take a shower. You smell like sex."

Funny chuckled at the remark and pushed Danny out of the bathroom. Danny whined. "What? I can't stay?"

"No."

"But I've seen you naked before. It's not a secret to me."

Dylan held the bathroom door in his hand. "No, but if you stay, you'll end up molesting me until we fuck and I have to shower again anyway."

"I would've enjoyed to see you press your butt against the shower window", Danny whispered. He leaned in to kiss Funny on the lips and down to his neck. Funny leaned in but eventually shoved Danny out the door and closed it. He locked the bathroom door and smirked. "Sorry, Danny, I'm showering without you."

He heard a thud against the door. "And no begging is gonna give you this ass pressed against the window anytime soon."

"Damn it."

Funny chuckled. He stripped of his clothes, spotting the mirror across from the shower. He'd seen something and turned around to check.

Fair enough, there was a purple mark, already fading on the back of his shoulder. Funny blinked and recalled the moment Danny had violently pushed him against the wall. It had hurt, but he hadn't thought it would've been hard enough to bruise. Crazy.

He hopped into the shower, thinking about the bruise when he brushed over it in the process. It felt tender but seemed to heal well.

He'd been minimizing what happened because things were going so well but maybe he should bring it up. Just once. To get it out of the way.

When Funny got out of the bathroom, dressed in sleep wear, he found Danny sprawled on their bed, looking smug. "Come here."

"You look like you're up to something", Funny squinted his eyes. Danny got into a sitting position and gestured for Funny to come sit next to him. "I can get it up for you if you want to."

Funny chuckled but quickly turned serious. "Actually no, I kinda wanted to talk about something."

"Sounds serious", Danny joked but when Dylan remained serious, the smile melted off his face. "What's up?"

Funny turned around and lifted his shirt to reveal the purple mark. Danny didn't seem fazed by it. "You've got a bruise."

"Yeah."

"What do you want to talk about?" Danny asked.

Funny dropped his shirt and sat down next to Danny. "You caused it when you shoved me against the wall a few days ago."

"Oh", Danny lay down on his back again. Funny followed to lie on his side, head supported by his hand. "Sorry", Danny said. He rolled onto his side and kissed Funny, seemingly intending to continue what he had planned. Funny pulled away. "Dude."

"What?"

"You shoved me, caused a bruise and you wanna move on?"

"I said sorry?" Danny raised an eyebrow.

Funny shook his head. "You scared me when you shoved me, Danny. I was afraid cause I never saw you as an abusive person."

"I'm not", Danny said, cutting anything Funny had left to say, off. "And that was not abuse."

"Hurting someone intentionally, is abuse, Danny."

"I wasn't hurting you intentionally", Danny argued, growing agitated. Funny rolled his eyes. "Oh yeah, because shoving someone is something you do for fun?"

"We shove each other all the time!" Danny's voice grew louder.

Funny gave him a look. "Not so hard we bounce off the wall. That shit hurt and it was wrong and it deserves more than just a lame sorry so you can move on to kissing me again."

Danny grabbed Funny's face with both hands. "At least I'm telling you I'm sorry? You don't even know what abuse is so don't try to force that point of view onto me. You know what's abuse?"

Funny tensed. Danny entangled one hand in Funny's hair and yanked his head back, face close to Funny. "Abuse is waiting for him to open the door at the end of the day, thinking today is the day I'll escape and run for the hills. Abuse is taking that shot and running outside, making it just before the stairs when he grabbed my leg and I stumbled. I fell down a flight of stairs, tried to drag my bruised body to the front door still."

"Okay, I'm so-…"

"I'm not done!", Danny grumbled, tightening his grip on Funny. "Abuse was when he grabbed me by my hair and dragged me back up the stairs. He threw me back into our apartment. Like a sock he had dropped out of the laundry basket. That was abuse. Not some pussy shove against the wall."

He finally let go of Funny and Funny nodded. "Okay… Yeah, I'm sorry I compared you to an abuser. It was just an accident."

"It was", Danny caressed Funny's cheek. "I'd never hurt you intentionally. It was just a dumb accident. I wasn't in control. I was freaking out. I'm sorry. It'll never happen again. I promise."

Funny scooted closer to Danny on the bed. Danny wrapped his arms around him. "Do you believe me? Do you forgive me?"

Funny thought of what he said, thought of the past few days. Things had never been better in the past two days. There wasn't a single trace of pain in it. And besides, he was right. The guys shoved each other all the time but no one ever claimed abuse in that situation. Maybe he was just overreacting. Funny looked up at Danny and smiled. "Of course. I love you."

"I love you too."


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Could the real red flag please stand up? I'm kidding, but do you believe Danny?