I was dizzy and my feet were jelly. Grasping the white fabric, I pulled until I found the bride at the end of the dress. Rin was bleeding from a head wound, it didn't look serious but the crimson was ruining her dress.
-"Help me look for my sister."

The gunfire took us by surprise and I saw mum with her Walther WA 2000 fending off the attackers. Her shoot was good, since one of the choppers crashed into the ground, blowing up in a ball of fire.

The guests started to pour their humongous resources into blowing shit up, Fireballs, Ice Shards, Rays, ...4th of July had 'nuthing on these old geezers. Old and loaded to the gills with more power than a small country.

I reinforced my body and tried to help rin to move, a challenge when her dress was pinned down by rocks the size of a car. When four more choppers became modern art against the pavement, I looked over the breach.
My reinforced eyes saw Fiia and Luvia flying their own chopper.
-"Edelfelts twins incoming!"

Fiia was perched over the side of the chopper, Dragunov in hand and aiming. I didn't hear her shooting due to the overzealous Magi blowing every spell known to man. But Rin was blown away, her dress ripped apart by the force.
-"RIIIIIIN!"

I rushed to her side, her naked legs contrasting against the bulletproof vest on her torso. She doubled over and removed a flattened bullet from the ceramic insert. She then looked relieved.
-"Your exes are crazy."

When the dust settled, we took the time to count the dead. It was a testament to the strength of the bounded fields that the building didn't collapse on us when the missiles pulverized the pillars. Matou the elder was crushed by a large boulder, but the old codger slithered around, leaving a trail of disgusting ichor. Sakura and Tokiomi were under a strong multi-layered field, even if heaven itself came down on their heads, they would have been ok. Old man Ach was being helped by Sella, one of his legs was bent the other way.

Tokiomi convened with my parents and grimaced.
-"My alarms were triggered, they delayed us here while they attacked the safe back at the hotel. We lost it."

My parents shrugged.
Dad took out the rolled-up vellum from his tux and all of us looked at him.
-"I stole it yesterday and replaced it with a forgery."

Tokiomi growled and his sceptre shone with red light, a fireball a word away from burning dad to a crisp.
-"Why would you STEAL from ME?"

Dad didn't get upset, he only waved at the gaping hole where once was a frigging stone wall.
-"They say I'm overly paranoid. I say that it has stopped a disaster from becoming a catastrophe."

Rin approached holding the flattened bullet in her hand.
-"Mother in law, I owe you an apology. The bulletproof vest did make me fat, but also saved my life."

Sakura cleared her throat and pointed to her sister's bare legs.
-"You are giving a free show to everybody and Shinji over there passed out from nosebleed."