It was now the next morning and Bruce opened his eyes and he didn't have a clue where he was. It certainly wasn't his lab or the Avengers Mansion. In fact, it looked like someone's apartment. Then, he noticed that not only was he in a bed, but he was also naked.
"What? Why am I naked? I mean I usually sleep naked but in my own bed. Not in anyone else's bed." Bruce thought to himself.
And then the kicker. He looked to his side and saw Cain Marko, aka Juggernaut, who was sleeping and was also naked. Bruce immediately freaked out and fell out of the bed, backing away from Cain.
Cain then woke up and said, "Oh, Banner. Didn't expect to see you. I was expecting to see Hulk."
"I guess I transformed overnight. But you have many questions to answer. Why am I here, why am I naked, why are you naked, and why does my ass feel so sore?" asked Bruce.
"Well, you when were the jolly green giant last night, we had sex." said Cain.
Bruce didn't hear him properly and asked, "Hulk had what?"
"Sex. We kissed. We jerked each other off. We butt fucked each other. The whole nine yards." said Cain.
"WHAT?! But, I've never been attracted to guys! I'm straight!" said Bruce.
"I guess Hulk swung a different way than you." said Cain.
"But wait, if my ass is sore, does that mean…" Bruce said before Cain finished with, "Yep. Hulk bottomed. Willingly too."
Bruce was in complete disbelief and his brain shut down for a bit.
"Banner, you alright?" asked Cain.
"I think I've just gone fully numb." said Bruce.
"Eh, you'll get over it. Oh and Hulk had sex with Wade Wilson too." said Cain.
"What?! Since when did Hulk get so sexually active?" asked Bruce.
"Since yesterday, I guess." said Cain.
"Ugh, god. Wait, where are my clothes? Or Hulk's clothes?" asked Bruce.
"Right there." Cain said as he pointed down on the floor to Hulk's used jockstrap.
"Okay, but where's the rest of them?" asked Bruce.
"Yeah, about that…Hulk was only wearing that. He wore that when we met up." said Bruce.
"So Hulk, was walking around in nothing but a jockstrap?" asked Bruce.
"Yeah. And I heard Hulk tell me that he goes around naked when he's not in public." said Cain.
"Oh come on! Hulk's a nudist now?!" said Bruce.
"Yep. And I got to say, while Hulk's dick was impressive, yours isn't too bad either." said Cain.
Bruce immediately covered his mid-section and said, "Don't look there. I told you I don't swing that way."
"Well, with you and Hulk sharing the same body, you're giving me mixed messages." said Cain.
"Ugh, do you at least have any clothes I can wear?" asked Bruce.
"Pretty much all my clothes are way too big for you and most people. But you can wear one of my shirts." Cain said before getting out of bed (which made Bruce avoid eye contact), going through one of his drawers, and tossing Bruce a comically large white T-shirt.
"Come on, I need more than this!" said Bruce.
"Well, I don't have anything more. But that shirt will cover you to your knees, so you won't get arrested for indecent exposure. Besides, aren't you used to waking up naked after being Hulk?" asked Cain.
"Yeah, when I have my pants. Not a jockstrap." said Bruce.
"Bud, you got to work with what you got. Oh, and one more thing." Cain said before getting a small piece of paper and writing something down on it.
"Here." Cain said as he gave the paper to Bruce.
Bruce looked at it and said, "Is this your phone number?"
"Yeah, let Hulk know I want to get with him again. And maybe go on a date or something." said Cain.
"Okay. Um, thank you for the shirt. And I'll be going." Bruce said before awkwardly left Cain's apartment.
Now Bruce had to walk around the streets of New York in nothing but a large white T-shirt. Thankfully, no one was paying attention to him, so it made his anxiety ease. And although he wouldn't admit it publicly, he kind of liked walking around like this. It was almost exciting. Expect for the part where if his shirt went too high up, he would flash people and get arrested.
After walking for what felt like an hour, Bruce made it to the Avengers Mansion. He knocked on the door and was greeted by Tony.
"Bruce! It's been a minute since I've seen you. We've been dealing with Hulk for a long while. Come on in." said Tony.
Bruce entered the mansion and Steve, Clint, and Natasha looked surprised to see him.
"I guess the big guy had to go away for a while?" asked Natasha.
"Yeah." said Bruce.
"And what's with the shirt?" asked Steve.
"This was the only clothing I could wear because I was not about to walk around in public wearing a jockstrap that's about 4 times the size of my waist. And it's not even mine." said Bruce.
"Then whose is it?" asked Steve.
"Cain Marko's. Apparently, Hulk and Cain had sex last night and I found out about it when I woke up." said Bruce.
"Hulk and Juggernaut getting it on. That sounds about right." said Clint.
"And now I know Hulk is gay and I'm straight and my brain is melting. And Hulk's a nudist! Like, could this day get any more fucked?" said Bruce.
And as if it was on cue, Thor entered the room, completely naked, and said, "Wow, Hulk was right. This does feel good. I feel so free! Oh, Bruce. It's been some time since we've last interacted. Good to see you." Thor said before patting Bruce on the shoulder and walking away.
Before Bruce could say anything, Tony said, "Thor was interested in what Hulk was doing and wanted to try it out himself."
"You know what. I don't care anymore. I'm done for the day. And I need a shower." Bruce said before taking off Cain's shirt and walking straight towards the bathroom.
"That could've gone better." said Clint.
The End.
Hope you enjoyed the story. It took some twists and turns, but I'm satisfied with it. I'm also satisfied with the ending because not only do I think it's a pretty funny ending, but it also sets up a potential sequel. I don't know when that will happen, but I'll likely be about Hulk's new love life. Also, I'm working on many stories (one-shots, old stories, and new stories), so stay tuned for more updates. Other than that, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now and stay safe.
