Jessie, James, and Meowth were in a deep dark mountain region, having encountered a rare Jirachi, who had awaken to see the trio of goofballs.

"You have awoken me. What is it that you wish?" Jirachi asked in a high pitched, feminine voice, tilting her head as she touched her stubby hands together.

Jessie thought about it as she placed her hands on her hips. "Well, I don't know exactly what I want..."

"We want Jessie to be much nicer!" James and Meowth both exclaimed at the same time.

Jirachi giggled as she nodded. "Okay!" She then snapped her fingers, with Jessie suddenly turning white as she then returned to normal... only her eyes were cuter.

"Oh James! Oh Meowth!" Jessie squealed as she wrapped the two around with her arms. "I just love you guys!"

"And we love you!" James exclaimed as he hugged Jessie back, asking kindly, "Can you get me bottle caps?"

"And how!" Jessie exclaimed as she tore off her white mini skirt, suddenly having tight white jeans as she sat on the ground, revealing her big butt and holding her legs up with her arms as she farted loudly, her deep pitched brassy poots sending bottle caps right out of her jeans clad butt onto James, who giggled with glee as he was covered in bottle caps.

"This is the best thing ever!" James exclaimed as he allowed himself to be drowned in the bottle caps.

Meowth rubbed his paws together as he chuckled. "How about me, Jess? Can you make all the female cat Pokemon in the world love me!"

Jessie nodded as she stood up, bending over and placing her hands on her butt as she giggled, letting out deeper pitched, brown stain making farts as all the female cat Pokemon in existence jumped right out of her butt through her farting, all of them circling Meowth as Meowth laughed, tears of joy in his eyes.

"This... is the best thing ever!" Meowth joyfully cried as he was smooched by the various female cat Pokemon.

Jirachi giggled as she clapped her hands in joy, with Team Rocket all giggling in joy as Jessie kept farting literal happiness, the night being tremendously improved.