"Okay everyone, it's time to check your attendance" Obanai said as he was holding a blue clipboard.

"But you already checked our attendance before we departed!" Sanemi complained "And why the teachers are also included in attendance list!?"

The self-proclaimed 'delegation' (the teachers and some students, actually) of Kimetsu Academy just recently arrived at Ouran High. It took them a one hour because the bus driver, Matazou forgot the direction. And much worse, the old driver don't know how to use Google Maps at all.

"Principal Ubuyashiki's orders. And one more thing, just in case if some of you went missing, I can call the backup team to track you down" Obanai replied.

"Backup...team?" Sanemi was half-shocked.

"I'll explain about them later" Obanai replied.

"No need to worry, we're not kids anymore" Tengen was unfazed by Obanai's words.

Obanai's polychromatic eyes death glared towards Tengen.

"Why are you looking at me with those unflamboyant stare?" Tengen asked.

"Say that again, and I'll throw you into a pit full of SNAKES!" Obanai threatened. Kaburamaru hissed in anger.

"You better listen to what Iguro-san told you, Uzui-san" Kanae said.

"Bonjour, teachers and students of Kimetsu Academy!"

The teachers and students turned their attention towards a blonde handsome man in early 30s, wearing a white suit with red necktie.

"Who are you?" Giyuu asked the blonde man.

"Sensei! Let me fight this weird guy!" Inosuke said. The blonde man quickly startled by Inosuke's sudden provocation.

"INOSUKE!" Tanjirou, Zenitsu and Aoi shouted in unison. Genya, Sanemi's younger brother just stared at Inosuke like "WTF?".

"Calm down Hashibira-kun, he's not a dangerous guy!" Kyogai assured his student.

"Is he your friend, Kyogai-sensei?" Inosuke asked.

"No, but he's the most important person in this school" Kyogai answered.

"I guess you're Mr. Suoh, right?" Obanai asked.

"That's right! I'm Tamaki Suoh, the chairmain of board of Ouran, and also the club advisor of Ouran's host club!" Tamaki greeted himself in excitement.

"What a weird name for a club" Giyuu said.

"Tomioka-sensei, it isn't nice to say that! Take back what you said earlier!" Shinobu repeatedly pulled his left arm.

"Can I go home now?" Giyuu asked.

"You're not going anywhere, Tomioka-sensei" Shinobu replied with an irritated smile, clenching tightly on Giyuu's arm.

"Shinobu, you're hurting my arm" Giyuu said.

"Hmmm... I guess both of you have some strong bonds, right?" Tamaki asked.

"They're a couple actually" Gyutaro interrupted.

All of them went silent for a while.

"NAAAAAANIIIIIII!?" Tamaki was shocked.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sanemi cackled loudly.

Sanemi noticed Kanae's face was showing a frown.

"What?" Sanemi smiled awkwardly.

"Sanemi, that's not funny!" Kanae commented.

"Wait a minute, I don't know that they're dating" Kyogai was confused.

"YOU PERVERT! HOW COULD YOU DATING YOUR OWN STUDENT!? IT'S VERY UNETHICAL, YOU KNOW THAT!?" Tamaki shouted.

"FOR YOUR INFORMATION, SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND AND I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT! AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING ME A PERVERT!?" Giyuu shouted back.

Tamaki and Giyuu finally started trading harsh words.

"Oh please, not again..." Obanai shooked his head.

"Tomioka-sensei! Fight! Fight! Fight!" Inosuke raised his fist.

"Inosuke..." Aoi glared at him.

Shinobu meanwhile quickly turned her face towards Gyutaro.

"Gyutaro, do you have any idea about what have you said just now?" Shinobu clenched her fist, but she still managed to force her lips to smile.

"Nope" Gyutaro shrugged off his shoulders.

"Why did you have to spoil everything, you mindless brain?" Shinobu asked eeriely.

"Sooner or later, everyone will find out about your relationship eventually, Shinobu" Gyutaro defended his own actions.

POW!

Gyutaro then lying on the ground, with bumps on his head.

"I'll throw you into a volcano if you say it again!" Shinobu growled.

Meanwhile, the quarrel between Tamaki and Giyuu still not showing signs to end either.

"PERVERTED SPARTAN!" Tamaki yelled.

"IDIOTIC RICH MAN!" Giyuu yelled back.

"Tomioka-sensei, that's enough!" Tanjirou said as Hakuji and him struggled to pull Giyuu away from Tamaki.

"Wanna fight me, huh!?" Tamaki challenged.

"Come at me, bro!" Giyuu replied.

"Tamaki..."

Suddenly, Tamaki could felt a dark aura nearby him. And someone just twisted his left ear from behind.

"Ever since I joined your Host Club until we got married, YOU still not changing your idiotic immature behaviour!"

Oh, it's was his wife, Haruhi.

"Haruhi! Stop it, it hurts!" Tamaki pleaded.

"Can both of you let go off me now?" Giyuu pleaded.

"Have you forgot what Kyouya told you yesterday!?" Haruhi reminded her husband.

"Buy a spicy hamburger deluxe?" Tamaki was clueless.

"NEVER PICK A FIGHT WITH ANY PERSON FROM ANOTHER SCHOOL! Ever since Ouran started organizing inter-school festival 10 years ago, you always getting into trouble with students or teachers from another school, AND I'M SO SICK ABOUT IT!" Haruhi scolded him.

"Haruhi, this guy has committed something terrible that other teachers wouldn't do it!" Tamaki pointed his fingers towards Giyuu.

"Okay, what did he do?" Haruhi asked.

"HE'S FLIRTING WITH HIS OWN STUDENT!" Tamaki shouted.

Everyone went silent for a while, again.

"Did you have a proof?" Haruhi asked skeptically.

"Him" Tamaki's finger then pointed towards Gyutaro, who's still lying on the ground. Ume, Gyutaro's younger sister was seen whining next to him.

Haruhi glanced at Gyutaro for a short time before turned her eyes back to Tamaki.

"Tamaki, if this shinai guy filed a police report, you can be jailed for false accussations!" Haruhi replied sternly with her arms crossed on her chest. "And I don't want to bail you out if you got arrested"

"Please don't say that, my daughter! I swear to God i speak the truth!" Tamaki cried.

"FOR 10,324th TIMES, I'M NOT YOUR DAUGHTER!" Haruhi shouted.

"Where's the nearest police station?" Giyuu directed the question to Hakuji.

"No! Please I beg you!" Tamaki quickly crawled to Giyuu's legs.

"Alright! it's time to take your attendance! And for now we'll start with the teachers first" Obanai said before he glared towards Giyuu. "My bottle rockets will deal with you after the festival is over"

"Like I care" Giyuu was unfazed.

"Sanemi"

"Yes" Sanemi raised his hand in annoyance.

"Kanae"

"Yes"

"Kyogai"

"Oh...yes, yes"

"Kyoujurou"

"I'm here!"

"Tengen"

(silent)

"Tengen, don't make me repeat your name"

"Iguro, Uzui is running away!" Kyoujurou shouted as his finger pointed towards the art teacher who's speeding away to the main building.

"Oh no! Kamado-kun! Now!" Obanai ordered.

"Come on guys, let's go!" Tanjirou and the gang quickly chased Uzui-sensei.

To be continued...