Helga exhaled as she reached down into the back pocket of the sweatpants to locate her cell phone.

She clicked on the power button only to discover a text message from Phoebe.

'What could Phoebe possibly want?' Helga questioned to herself as she opened the text message.

"Rhonda's blog. Now." The text message was marked as urgent.

Rhonda had already posted a new blog post? It's only been about two hours since she arrived home from the hospital. She was expecting a blog post about the incident and that night, but not so soon.

Suddenly forgetting about her trip to the restroom, Helga turned on the heels of her silky socks to revisit her bedroom.

'This will be interesting. At least this will entertain me for a few moments before Arnold comes over.'

Helga couldn't contain her excitement at the text message she received this morning from Arnold before school started.

'See you after school. :)'

"Could better words have been written?" Helga giggled to herself as she opened the door to her bedroom. Of course not. They were words written by her beloved over a wireless connection.

Helga's bed squeaked as her body crashed onto the springs of the mattress. In one movement, she removed her pink laptop from underneath one of the many pillows resting on her bed.

A pink Peach Mac was one of the benefits to being the Beeper King's daughter.

Luckily, Helga and pretty much every student at P.S. 121 had Rhonda Lloyd's blog bookmarked on their Internet servers, so Helga booted up her computer, opened the web server, and clicked on the link to see the blog post that was booming throughout every form of social media possible of every student at P.S. 121.

The newest blog post was at the top of the front page of Rhonda's blog, where all her featured, and most commonly newest blog posts were stored.

Before reading the headline, Helga's baby blue eyes widened at the picture underneath the caption.

Arnold and Lila were linking limbs, with Lila guiding him to the janitor's closet facing the other side of the hallway outside of her Calculus class.

She recognized the door immediately. She had dreamed many of times about Arnold pulling her into the janitor's closet after Calculus for a romantic rendezvous.

Then, Helga finally read the words placed in all capitol letters on top of the scandalous scene.

"Arnold's Leading Lady Lila Says Yes! Vote Arnold and Lila for Homecoming King and Queen!"

The crash of a newly purchased pink Peach Mac being shoved off a bed could be heard from miles away as cranks and gears exploded from the hardware itself against the walls of a bedroom. The cries and screams of a heartbroken girl echoed throughout the borders of bedroom walls as the defeated device lay dead below.

"I did what you asked. You promised." Lila hissed as she spun away from Rhonda Lloyd, whose fingers were hovering over her Peach Mac, responding away to all the IMs she was receiving from her most recent blog post.

"I never promised anything, Lila Sawyer." Rhonda clicked on another tab to pull up the now finished draft of another blog post, due to be published the next day.

"I thought we had an agreement." Lila responded as she adjusted her green jumper on the loveseat Rhonda had placed in her bedroom.

"I think it's time you chose a side, and stick to it." Rhonda typed on the keys of her keyboard to finally select a heading for the blog post.

"How Will Stinky Respond to P.S. 121's Hottest Couple?"