"Are you sure you can break through that thing?" Stan looked down at Kyle, who was fishing through his backpack. "Thing's fucking huge!"
Cartman touched the wall but retracted his hand almost immediately. "Ah, fuck! It burns too!
"It's a firewall, fatass. Firewall." Kyle sighed and took out his laptop. "Usually you just use a proxy to get through a normal firewall but probably not for one that's literal, but I can try."
"And what the fuck is that going to do?"
"Since everyone's connected to the service tower the hotel roof, I'm guessing that's where the source of her powers are. We're going to have to try jacking the hotel WiFi."
Stan looked at Kyle with an eyebrow arched down. "Are you even sure that's legal?"
"Whatever, man. It's for a good cause." He turned on the laptop, took out a wireless receptor from the front pocket of his backpack, and did what he was set out to do. Immediately after turning it on, he opened an application that showed a bunch of numbers and codes.
"That's pretty much every network at the moment. The hotel WiFi is the one below it since they share the same IP."
"How'd you even know if it's even the hotel's WiFi?" Stan asked.
"He's Jewish. They're good with numbers!" Cartman let out a shit-eating grin.
He then opened another applicator and typed out a string of codes. The antenna on the wireless receiver let out blue light and beeped for a few seconds.
"It's set up. I need you guys to connect to it." Kyle took the laptop and the receiver, and placed them in his backpack but didn't zip it. "I'll see if I can get Butters and everyone out!"
Stan and Cartman looked at Kyle in confusion as if he was planning a suicide mission. Technically, putting yourself in front of a literal supervillain who could stop anyone at will from her fingertips could be considered somewhere in that category, but that didn't seem to phase him.
"Are you sure, dude? You saw what she did with Butters." Stan reminded him.
Cartman quickly glanced at the firewall. "And that shit would probably burn you to a crisp faster than a Nazi ever dreamed they could. But honestly, that would be funny."
Kyle rolled his eyes. He then made the clearly intelligent decision of putting his entire arm in, which surprisingly made it through without any degree burn. He pulled it out again and wove it around.
"It worked!" Kyle exclaimed, totally relieved that his work wasn't for nothing. "If we can get everyone to connect, this thing will be down in no time!
"Okay, but quick question Jew boy. What are we going to be doing? Are you seriously Jewing us right now?" Cartman yelled.
"Shut the fuck up and just wait outside!" Kyle ran through the firewall as if nothing were there, and swung open the doors, eager to get it over with.
"You and that little lovebug of yours are going to have to give up eventually! Why bother?" Lady WiFi smirked as she kept attacking the bug and cat duo with pause buttons.
Cat Noir jumped onto a nearby table. "This is fun and all, but where's that purr-ple cape when you need him? Did he just run off?"
Ladybug threw her yo-yo at WiFi hoping that she had finally caught her in her tracks, but she disappeared and reappeared from a nearby phone on another table. "Catch me if you can! Oh, wait! Probably not!"
Then, the table flew into the air, and Lady WiFi pummeled onto the floor. Mysterion ran from where he had been standing and tried to clasp onto her nearby phone.
"I think you'll be the one who'll have to reboot and try again. I've already got someone taking down that stupid firewall."
She teleported to the other side of the room. "You think I care about that thing?" She then got back to work and chased them away from the restaurant that they had called their battleground.
"What did she mean by that?" Cat Noir swung the doors open and ran into the hallway.
"I don't know! But we're going to have to find a way to get her signal down again!" Ladybug ran into a narrow turn in the hallway trying to avoid the flurry of pause buttons.
Mysterion was also running but stopped midway. Instead of following the two, he turned around and ran back into the kitchen. "You guys try and get everyone out! They're all on the second floor! I'll take her on for myself!"
"What are you doing? That isn't safe!" Cat Noir yelled.
"But we have to get everyone out first before WiFi gets to them before we do!" Ladybug reminded. She ran into a nearby staircase and down to the second floor. Chat soon followed.
In her sight, she smirked. "Well, well, well. Looks like we're at the part of the final showdown. The hero against the villain. But this time, the world will finally see who you really are!"
The two then began to duel. Every time she swiped on her phone, he dodged it any way he could. Flips, somersaults, and rolls. He ran towards each table that she was standing on, but every time he got close enough to flip them, she disappeared.
"What the fuck?" He turned around, but it was too late. The supervillain had slipped a cellphone through Mysterion's legs and appeared behind him.
She swiped, but he was only inches away. He jumped as far as he could, but hit a nearby chair and tripped. As he rolled through the empty restaurant floors, he clenched his abdomen but got up.
"In my opinion, you should ditch the cape. It does you no good, just makes it easier for me to finish you off!" She mocked Mysterion as she finally got the perfect shot, and locked his arms onto a nearby wall.
The grip tightened around him, and he began trying to wiggle out but to no use.
Then, Lady WiFi swiped another icon from her phone, but not the same icon that he was so used to dodging. Instead, it was a video camera.
"The scoop you've all been waiting for! Who is this masked vigilante? Paris, it's time that we learned who Mysterion really is, once and for all!"
She let out a devilish grin as she walked towards him, ready to claim her prize. He grunted in frustration towards himself. Could this be the end of Mysterion?
Kyle ran up the stairs and through the hallways until he found Butters's room. He opened the door and threw it open to see Butters frozen in the same spot he had been through the entire ordeal.
"Butters? Oh my God!" He ran up to the lifeless figure. "We have to get you out of here!"
Then, he saw the blonde's sky-blue eyes move around frantically until they focused onto the redhead. He could see him begin to tear up.
"How are we going to get rid of that thing?" He began to look around the room, searching for something that could jam the signal again. It would take a stronger wavelength to break this. He then stumbled upon the microwave near the television.
That used waves, maybe that could work on the glowing pink icon. He unplugged it, moved it closer to Butters, and plugged it in again. Setting the timer for thirty minutes, he waited, trying to be patient until he could see the icon slowly fading away.
Butters then collapsed onto the floor. It worked!
"Oh, hamburgers! What happened?" He got up, swiped his pants, and looked up at Kyle. "Thank goodness it's you and not that WiFi lady!"
"We have to get out of here! Ladybug and Cat Noir probably have everyone else by now!" He grabbed Butters's hand and bolted out of the room and down the stairs until he saw the bug and cat duo with the rest of his class.
Ladybug and Cat Noir walked up to the two. "Did you see Mysterion while you were upstairs?"
"No." Then, a screen showed up on the walls of the hotel lobby, showing Mysterion's arms locked on the kitchen walls and Lady WiFi laughing in a supposed victory. The whole room became quiet.
"No, no, no! I told him it would be dangerous if he stayed there!" Cat Noir repeated.
"You guys can still stop her!" Butters exclaimed gleefully, oblivious to the fact that if Kenny was exposed once and for all, everyone's perception of him would change forever.
"Let's hope we get there on time!" Ladybug began running for the stairs yet again, and Cat Noir trailed behind.
Kyle walked up towards his classmates. "I need you guys to disconnect from the hotel WiFi to this hotspot I set up. It's the only way we'll weaken her service!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the news story you've all been waiting for! The unmasking of Mysterion!" She grabbed the black mask on his face, with the intent of taking it off. Instead, he lifted his legs and kicked her in the stomach, sending her back.
"Agh!" She clutched her stomach. "What was that for?"
"What do you think, dumbass?" He barked.
All of a sudden, the lock icons on Mysterion's arms disappeared, and he fell onto the floor.
"What the?" Lady WiFi checked her phone to see that her connection had weakened tremendously, rendering Kyle's master plan a rather success. "How is this possible?"
"Want to know a little secret?" Mysterion smirked as he rose from the ground. "I've got a little friend who can breach and jam into any signal like he ties his shoes. I asked him personally to break your little firewall and kiss your plans goodbye."
"Don't think I'm giving up, Mysteri-dork!" Lady WiFi stuck true to her work and began shooting pause buttons yet again, but Mysterion dodged each time.
"Minutes are up, Lady WiFi! You're going to have to pay extra if you want to keep going!" Cat Noir and Ladybug lunged through the door and began deflecting her ammo.
"Mysterion's knights in shining armor came to save him! Aww!" She cooed.
The same butterfly icon from before appeared onto her face. "Lead them upstairs and lock them from the roof so they can use Lucky Charm and Cataclysm! Then you can take their Miraculouses once and for all!"
"Got it!" She made a fast forward icon and jumped on it, leading them upstairs. But before they could get to the roof and potentially the signal tower.
"Let's get her!" Mysterion yelled as the three ran up the stairs and slammed through the two doors that let up to the roof. However, when they got there, she was nowhere to be found.
"What the?" Ladybug raised her eyebrows in confusion. "And how is the service tower already destroyed?
Suddenly, another screen appeared from the sky, with Lady WiFi on it.
"Nice try, losers! But I already beat you to the box! I'm not using WiFi anymore! I'm leeching off every phone in the vicinity and it was nice for you two to bring me enough of them! Have fun watching your defeat from the rooftop!"
A lock icon appeared onto the two doors. They were trapped and had no way out except for jumping off the roof, which was ridiculous to even think of.
"You've got to be kitten me! She blocked us!" Cat Noir sighed.
"And she found another source for her power! How the hell does this even happen?" Mysterion grunted.
"Don't give up, you guys! We're going to find some way out of this! Cat Noir, can you try destroying those doors?"
Cat Noir raised his fist into the air. "Cataclysm!" He then ran up to the door and slammed his hand on it, causing it to crumble onto the floor, leaving a gap where it once was.
"Let's get her!"
"Are you fucking kidding me? What else can she do, pull out high-speed Internet from her ass?" Kyle grumbled as he got rid of the hotspot.
"You broke through that bullshit firewall she set up. She's probably a lot weaker by now than she was before." Stan reminded him.
Cartman trembled. "You're so fucked if she finds out you did it-"
"What did you say?" His phone began to glow, and out popped Lady WiFi. Everyone around them backed up in total shock. "Who was it?"
No one said a word. Kyle began to look around and whistled frantically.
"I'm not stupid. I heard you say it, Cartman! You were laughing at me with Chloé and now you won't say anything? Why? Cause you don't want to be found out?"
"Oh, God Jesus! No, i-it wasn't me! I swear to God!" He began to tremble in place. "It wasn't me!" He started to choke up tears.
"Stop lying! You and Chloé were the ones laughing today, it's so obvious! I know you did it-"
"Stop! I know who did it!" Kyle blurted out, but he got quiet. He then looked at everyone around him and signed. "It was me."
