Lady WiFi's look changed from anger to confusion as her eyebrows no longer creased down, but were raised. "Kyle? What?" She began to dig for any word that she could use against him. "You? Why?" Then, she became furious with every word she said. "I thought I could trust you! You're just like Chloé!" Her reaction seemed genuine, and the audience seemed to get the same reaction

The crowd began to form between where she and Kyle were standing. In caution, Stan and Cartman began to back up. They seemed to know what would happen.

"I would never associate myself with a bitch like her!" Kyle countered, but not as confident as he thought he would.

Standing almost exactly behind him, Cartman began to quietly snicker. "I told you he'd be fucked if she found out."

"It doesn't matter how you make yourself look, it's who you really are on the inside that matters!" Furiously, she swiped a pause icon from her phone and then a video icon in the same fashion that Mysterion fell victim to not too long ago. However, Kyle did not dodge it.

The crowd flinched and began to back away. Stan and even Cartman looked totally shocked, despite the latter hating his guts.

"Well, well. It looks like we found the real culprit behind the cyberattack. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you: Kyle Broflovski!"

At the same time, the three heroes were staring at the commotion through a nearby screen

"He'd do something like that?" Cat Noir looked confused. "That was rude to do!"

"Not when you believe it's the only choices you have." Mysterion countered.

"What do you mean by that?" Ladybug glowered at the caped hero. "That was Alya's work that he just ruined! Did he not see how she reacted when Chloé found out?"

Mysterion sighed. "I'll explain everything later. We have to do something before she harms anyone else."

"But there's no way we can just destroy everyone's phones. We'll have to find another way around this."

Suddenly, Cat Noir's ring beeped as one of the mini pads on the top disappeared. Now he only had four more minutes until he detransformed. "We better find something fast!"

Ladybug then threw her yo-yo into the air. "Lucky Charm!" Her yo-yo began to spin when suddenly, a handheld mirror fell onto the floor. She then picked it up.

"A small mirror? How is this going to stop her?"

Her ladybug senses then began to kick in. Then, in order, the slide doors that was the hotel's entrance, Lady WiFi's phone, and the pause icon that kept Kyle in place appeared in a ladybug pattern.

"That's it!" She ran towards the door but stopped. "Someone's going to try deflecting these things while I get to her phone!"

"I guess I'll do it." Ladybug then threw the mirror at Mysterion. "Cat Noir, try distracting her so she doesn't try hurting anyone else!"

"Got it!" He bolted through the doors and walked up towards the crowd. "This time, you're going to need more than a Hz hack to get extra minutes! You'll have to fight us first!"

"That'll be easy!" As soon as she began fighting Cat Noir, Ladybug and Mysterion followed soon behind, with Ladybug behind Lady WiFi attempting to snatch the hand she held her phone. Mysterion wasn't close to Cat Noir, as he wanted to stand as a distraction.

"Two's a crowd, but three's a tango!" Lady WiFi swiped at Mysterion, but this time, the pause button hit the mirror only to be deflected and fly to Lady WiFi.

"No!" She paused in place, and Ladybug threw her yo-yo at her arm and snatched her phone. As soon as she did, she threw it onto the floor and crushed it. An akuma flew out.

"No more evilizing for you, little akuma!" She tapped her yo-yo, which then began to glow into a light pink. "Time to de-evilize!" She threw it at the fluttering butterfly, which was purified. She then opened the yo-yo again, letting go of a white butterfly. "Bye-bye, little butterfly!"

She took the mirror from Mysterion and threw it into the sky. "Miraculous Ladybug!"

A stream of ladybugs flew throughout the sky, and the world changed around them. The cell tower was now fixed, the remnants of the firewall were now down, and most importantly, the pause buttons on Kyle and a de-evilized Alya disappeared. They fell onto the ground, which Cartman found rather comical.

"Shut the hell up, Cartman!" Kyle snapped.

Meanwhile, in Hawkmoth's lair...

"No! Whoever that vigilante is, he must be stopped before he ruins any more of my plans!" The masked villain yelled in defeat. "But he will not stop me from acquiring the Miraculouses!"

The large, cathedral window closed in front of him, and soon enough the room fell back into darkness.

Later...

"So, what'd she say?" Stan was sitting on a couch nearby as Kyle walked into the hotel room the four shared. He cleared his throat and made his voice higher to mock Alya. "Oh, Kyle! It doesn't matter that you ruined my life's work! Let me suck your dick! Fuck me while you recite the Torah, daddy!"

The three shared a laugh. Kyle, not so much though he wasn't phased. "She apologized. Though I should probably have been the one doing it. She said-"

"Kyle! You're so irresistibly attractive! I can't bear myself to have a grudge when I want you to do a cross-court slam dunk all up in my pussy!" Kenny added, bringing his voice up too.

"Guys, she'd never say that. Who the hell would wanna fuck a ginger, Jew, and someone from Jersey combined?" Cartman sneered.

Kyle rolled his eyes. "As I was saying, she said that normally she'd hate my ass but she just said that whatever I edited wasn't even that big of a deal, so she let it slide. But she's not don't with me."

"What's she gonna do?" At this point, Kenny was imagining him getting his ass whooped by Alya in full on Dominatrix gear. He seemed like the one to cry.

"I'm stuck going to her house tomorrow. For some security correction bullshit."

They got quiet, but Kenny then walked up and slapped him on the back. "'Security correction' my ass! By the end of this trip, your ass isn't going to be a virgin!"

Thursday

Miss. Mendeleiev's classroom, Collége Françoise DuPont

"I still can't believe she didn't beat up your Jew ass even after you told her you fucked up her blog!" Cartman laughed. "If I were her, you'd be sent home in a coffin!"

"Don't give yourself too much credit. Fat doesn't equate to muscle." Kenny countered with a smirk. He, along with Stan and Kyle shared a laugh.

"Oh, for fucks sake! Not everyone can work out all the fucking time like you do for that Mysterion bullshit!"

"My 'Mysterion bullshit' saved your artery-clogged ass two times this week."

"Whatever," Cartman rolled his eyes and opened the door. Inside, there was already a crowd forming between Chloé who was uncomfortably caressing Adrien while Alya and Marinette stood against him.

"You can't do that, Bourgeois! That's rude!" Alya got up in the blonde's face. "You never care about how other people feel, do you?"

"Why are you so angry about that? Didn't you hold my house hostage and almost kill that Jewish kid for what? Some garbage journalism? You're no good yourself!"

"Hey! He has a name, you know!"

"Puh-lease, you only knew it the moment you were about to kill him for all of Paris to watch!" The blonde scoffed.

Cartman then secretly pulled out his phone and started recording.

"Guys, stop!" Adrien unraveled himself out of Chloé's grasp and got in the middle of the two. "You shouldn't be fighting about something like this!"

"Adri-kins, this isn't your fight!" Chloé pouted. "Let me handle myself!" She got in front of Adrien and jabbed her pointer finger into Alya's chest. "Listen, loser. Don't you think you're better than you think you are."

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Alya spat back. Everyone looked at her surprised. She'd never sworn like this out loud.

"Get over yourself!" She walked back to her desk and the crowd dispersed. She threw her designer bag for Sabrina to carry as if she were nothing but a clothes hanger, not a friend.

Kenny cocked an eyebrow at the blonde in confusion, rolled his eyes, and started walking for his seat surprisingly unnoticed by the Parisian students.

The whole fight was like a playground argument compared to the shit that he and his friends could get to if shit like this went down. Sometimes they'd come from one class to the other with a bruise or a busted lip. He was even more surprised that Kyle didn't start beating the shit out of Chloé for some reason. He'd done the same to Cartman so many times, and Chloé was undoubtedly the same as him.

"They're such pussies!" Cartman put his phone away and started following Kenny. "I was expecting the bitch to beat the shit out of the other bitch!"

Kenny found it even funnier that this was coming from the same mouth that wailed like a baby even after one sucker punch. Trying to get away from Cartman's doomsday briefings, he walked over to Marinette and Nathaniel, who must've been conversing over their shared passion for art. Both were rather surprised to see him walk away from the same group he had been with for so long. "You guys just let her pick at you like that? What the hell?"

Nathaniel shrugged. "I guess we just got used to it. It's not that big of a deal."

"When she was pissing off my friend Craig and calling him a bunch of slurs I didn't find it not that big of a deal, no offense. You guys know Cartman?"

He then pointed to the fatass who was laughing at something on Chloé's phone. "He's a major asshole who used to be able to do what he wanted until Butters slugged him in sixth grade."

"Who's Butters?"

"Blonde kid in a bright blue sweater. He's not in this class, but..." He almost admitted to Nathaniel that he was the kid who found his so-called fan art. "Nevermind."

"Standing up for himself stopped Cartman from bullying him so now he's nicer to everyone in my class, at least."

Marinette glared at him alarmed. "You're saying that one of us has to sucker punch her? No way! We'd get suspended and kicked out of the city almost immediately if her dad found out!"

On the other side of the room, Adrien and Nino were already conversing about their potential weekend plans. "You should come to my house tonight. Maybe after getting this project all wrapped up!" Adrien suggested. "Right, Stan?" The rhetorical question was enough to grab the raven-haired freshman's attention.

"What if your dad goes nuts again at us like the last time?" Nino countered.

"I doubt that'll happen again."

"What about your dad?" Stan asked.

"No offense to Adrien, but his dad is absolutely nuts. His only friend was Chloé for a long time if you want to know how hysterical he was."

"I'm guessing that's the reason she's attached to you the moment she sees you?"

Adrien shrugged. "I guess so but it isn't harmful. Just kind of annoying."

"Bro, I would hate it if that happened to me! Especially if it was Chloé doing it!" Nino countered.

"I'd probably change schools," Stan suggested.

"I don't think it's that big of a deal," Adrien shrugged it off.

"Just giving you some advice before she goes on a rampage against you, bro," Nino chuckled. "What time do you want to meet us at?"

The bell rang in the classroom, and everyone got back to their seats. Their chemistry teacher walked into the room and placed her bag on the chair before pulling out a clipboard, carefully marking who was absent and who was not yet again. The other students stopped talking and almost immediately returned to their seats, and the boys did likewise.