"Akuma victim at the Hôtel Grand Paris?" Alya gasped in disbelief as she looked down at her phone. "Maybe we were wrong about Cartman!"

"Doubt it. Probably Chloé or something if she's there with them," Kyle countered.

"Wait, them? Who else is with them? Sabrina? They probably used her to find the pictures of you guys and then blamed her for it!"

"Whoever it is, they're about to wreak havoc for the third day in a row. Some really crazy shit happens in this city, and I live in the same city that almost elected someone's left hand as the mayor."

Alya then ran towards the door and grabbed her backpack, which was hanging from a nearby hanger. "If a super-baddie is somewhere in Paris, so will Ladybug and Cat Noir. I'm so not wasting this chance!"

"So I'm stuck here alone for the rest of the night?"

"Unless you want my dad to throw you out of the window for you," she grabbed Kyle's backpack from the ground and chucked it right at him, almost hitting him in the head and landing on his lap. "Come on! I'm not waiting any longer for this! You better not need to tie your shoes!"

At the Agreste Mansion...

"What the? The pictures are gone!" Nino was scrolling on his phone, attempting to refresh Cartman's Instagram feed. "But they were literally just there a few minutes ago!"

"Maybe he had a change of heart?" Adrien theorized.

"With Cartman, I doubt that's even possible. I bet Kenny just beat him up and forced him to take the photos down," Stan countered, "He's the only person in our entire school the guy's afraid of other than Trent Boyett."

"Who's that guy?"

Stan soon realized that was someone that they didn't need to know for the time being. "Nevermind."

The raven-haired freshmen then received another call, but this time it was from Cartman. This better be something worth wasting time on. He sighed and picked up the call.

"Hello?"

The other line burst out into familiar laughter that tried to seem intimidating but just ended up sounding like a try-hard Joker. Probably Cartman trying to convince Butters to act like a fucking dumbass in the name of being so-called "friends".

"Butters, stop acting retarded! Where the hell is the fatass?"

"Butters? Sorry, Butters cannot come to the phone right now, and neither can Cartman! I am Professor Chaos and at the moment, he is my Chaos Minion!" He kept cackling.

Stan rolled his eyes. "Butters, this shit isn't funny, I know it's you. Just give me Cartman."

"N-n-no, Stan! This shit's not an act! He got akumatized or whatever it's called!" The fatass was screaming from what sounded like the other side of the room. It didn't sound like he was chucking between every word, either.

"Silence, minion!" "Professor Chaos" shot what sounded like a laser beam, and caused Cartman to weep. Who knew he brought a taser gun? Must've been Cartman's mom's.

"Butters, stop playing with Cartman's fucking taser gun before someone gets hurt!"

"Hah! You fool! How could you believe that I, Professor Chaos, only have something as meager as a taser gun when I have electromagnetic powers?"

The line got silent for a short moment. "Minion! Where is Stan at the moment?"

"I'm not gonna fucking-" Stan could hear sparks of electricity on the phone line. Sounded just like a taser gun. He wasn't surprised. "Okay! Holy shit! He's at Adrien's house! The giant mansion!"

He began to laugh in his Joker wannabe laugh yet again. "Now, you and Adrien will be doomed! Goodbye!" He hung up. Whatever this was, Cartman was going to seriously get one hell of a laugh out of this, even if he sounded like he was being held hostage.

"What happened?" Adrien asked. "You looked angry."

"It's Cartman telling Butters to act like this dumb character we used to play was when we were kids called Professor Chaos or something. He's coming to your house with a taser gun and Cartman as a minion or something. Don't take it too seriously."

Adrien then looked over to his bathroom door. "Uh, I have to go to the bathroom. Be right back!" He then sprinted and slammed the door shut. He lifted his overcoat, and Plagg flew out.

"That kid definitely has not been around any supervillains if he isn't scared of that Professor Chaos! He could be akumatized!" Plagg retorted.

"But maybe Stan could be right. He was the same kid that kept making funny faces at my car, so I don't think he'd be much of a threat."

"But Stan's only been here for a few days over someone who's used to this, kid. This kid may not sound like someone scary, but with powers, he could be a threat if he doesn't know how to use them!"

"You're right. Plagg, claws out!"

Tom and Sabine Boulangerie and Patisserie

"Yeah, and it was called Man from Atlantis, and he had like, webbed fingers or something..." Clyde took a swig of a nearby soda as he retold a tale that he had previously told Kyle and Kenny only five years ago. Nevertheless, he told the tale to his group of friends anyway.

Then, a crack of lightning struck the table between the group, however not strong enough to jolt it out of its place or to make it conduct. A familiar suit of laughter than burst.

Craig then looked up. "Butters, what the fuck?"

"You fools believe that I am still the feeble-minded Butters Stotch? I am Professor Chaos, and I need your help with retrieving the Ladybug and Cat Miraculouses or else there will be serious consequences!"

Token snorted quietly. "Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Shove a gerbil up my ass?"

Chloé and Cartman walked from behind the cloaked villain up to the group of five, still under the Chaos control and this time covered in tin foil. He pointed his hammer down towards the two.

Craig rolled his eyes. "Ha, ha, Cartman. Very comical. You really added some charm with that shitty tin foil."

"Now, will you help me in my search for ultimate power over Paris and eventually, the world?" His voice boomed as he kept speaking. "Or will you foolishly turn away?"

Clyde chuckled. "What the hell do you think, dumbass? Fuck no!"

"Oh, really?" He swung his hammer and pointed it towards the sky, where a lightning bolt struck it. "Prepare to meet the power of Professor Chaos!" He pointed towards the group of five without warning and a similar beam struck them, turning them into another group of Chaos Minions. When he was finished, he began to laugh in a maniacal pose.

"Off to the Agreste's mansion!"

The villain may have thought that he had gotten everyone in his general vicinity, but he was wrong, as Marinette and Kenny looked behind the glass display window in confusion and shock.

"The hell? Is that Butters?" Kenny mumbled to himself. "And did he just mountain piss all over Craig with some plastic Thor hammer?"

"Mountain piss?" Marinette asked. "You're very descriptive."

"It's... just a word we throw around."

The blonde then began examining the small bakery, searching for and hopefully locating a bathroom or even a small nook and cranny to change in, but to no avail. He would have to ask to get into their house even if that was the last thing he wanted to do.

"I, uh, really need to go to the bathroom. Is there one here?"

"Not really, but there's one behind the counter if you're comfortable with going back to my house. Though I have to go... back upstairs anyway!" She opened the small door and the two rushed behind the counter. "Just use the same door if you want to leave, okay?"

The last thing he ever thought was going to happen in Paris was going to some random chick's house and potentially meeting her parents for the second time, and all he needed to do was put on that fucking costume. All that for justice and morals and shit. He ran into the bathroom, almost slamming the door shut and throwing his backpack onto the floor. Now kneeling, he threw it open and grabbed the purple costume again.

Meanwhile, Marinette opened the hatch upstairs and opened her purse, with the spotted kwami immediately flying out.

"It's been the third day and another akuma attack? Hawkmoth must really be trying to take the Miraculouses!"

"And this guy looks like he doesn't know what he's even doing with that hammer of his!" Marinette looked concerned. "I hope he isn't worse than Lady WiFi was."

"The more confused and unwilling to transform someone is, the more control Hawkmoth may have towards them! You may have to keep your head up and watch for him to pick up what's he's doing and make things right!"

"I hope you're right about that. Tikki, spots on!"

Somewhere in Paris...

Ladybug ran from rooftop to rooftop, getting around by throwing her yo-yo and wrapping it around any chimney that could hold it. It wasn't that odd that these fights were getting much later as she remembered the many that had happened when the sky was charcoal black. It wasn't like this one wasn't going to be any different.

But things had become much different since Mysterion had come around. In fact, many fights that they picked were resolved much faster, even if Lady WiFi had sucked up all the internet in Paris to build a high and mighty firewall to keep them out. As much as it felt like she was pulling compliments out of her ass, he was quite different from any hero she had seen, even the one superheroine that Alya never stopped obsessing over, Majestia, who was a grown woman!

But he didn't seem like a grown adult. Wouldn't it be ridiculous to see Superman hanging around with the Teen Titans, anyway? He was pretty tall, even a bit than Cat Noir but not too tall, he wasn't as tall as most of the adults in the city. Perhaps he's just having a late puberty, judging from his attitude towards everyone he's met. Or the fact that he takes everything a little too seriously. Speaking of taking something a little too seriously, didn't she just leave Kenny alone at her house not just a few minutes ago, on the brink of an akuma attack? Not the smartest thinking, but she had some faith that he was smart enough to get to safety.

Then, there was the sound of a familiar gruff voice "Don't take him too seriously. You can scare him straight by just calling his dad."

The mini menace turned around. "Oh, Mysterion! You actually know this guy?"

He plopped himself near a ledge. "He's a so-called threat down at South Park who I often have the misfortune of wasting my time on. But in all seriousness, he's just a kid with an ego rush or judging by the fact that he's got actual powers, he's just really pissed off. I'm guessing Cartman got to his head and made him angry enough for Hawkmoth to swallow his pride and risk an akuma."

"Though if he does have powers, he could pose somewhat of an actual threat to the city."

"Then we should find him if you think so."

She put her hand on her chin in an attempt to look like she was in deep thought when really, she knew that he was going to dare attack Adrien. A terrible mistake on his hand, as no one was going to put any form of danger onto him on her watch. "I think I overheard her attempting to talk to his goons about getting to the Agreste mansion. It's not that far from here."

"Why the hell would he choose that mansion out of all places? If he was trying to get some authority and respect, he'd at least target the Eiffel Tower of the Louvre. Now there you'll get a hell of a lot of attention."

Ladybug shrugged. "Maybe he still has some sort of compassion?"

He made a small chuckle. "Those goons of his won't do anything. I'm guessing the kid tried making some minions but has no idea how to actually do it. They're probably just brain-dead."

Then, despite believing that the two of them were the only ones patrolling the twilight, they could hear another familiar voice. "No way! Ladybug and Mysterion? Score!"

On the ground, Alya was snapping as many photos as she could while Kyle, who didn't seem phased by the situation he was thrown into, was just standing behind her. She must've heard the news too, but didn't know where the commotion was happening.

"Uh, Alya?" Ladybug jumped down from an impressive number of stories. "I don't think he's going to be here if you're looking out for some action."

She rose her phone. "Of course I know what I'm doing, LB! If I want to have the best Ladybug blog in the freaking world, I have to be on top of everything! I'm always alerted!"

"I'm not that sure if that's a good thing or not..." Mysterion whispered under his teeth.

"Anyways, we have to get to the Agrestes' before Cat Noir gets to him before you do! Remember, you're the only one who can purify akuma!" The more and more Alya gushed, the more I reminded Mysterion of the crazy Asian girls who paired Tweek and Craig up in the first place.

"Uh, why are we just standing here if we know Butters is on a mad tirade because the tub of lard pissed him off? Shouldn't you guys be the least bit concerned?" Kyle broke the mood.

"Kyle, it's fucking Butters. What harm is he going to do, throw his toy Thor hammer at all of us and then apologize for it a second latter?" Mysterion countered.

A crack of lightning erupted in the distance and so did the sound of thunder. To Butters telepathically, that should have been enough to change their minds.

Alya looked up into the sky. "It doesn't look that rainy outside..."

Ladybug then picked up her yo-yo. "Listen, if you guys really want to take the risk again, then you better be careful and sneaky. I'm guessing he gets his powers from all the attention in the city, and he can make you all braindead zombies. You can follow us, but please stay hidden!" She threw it, latching it onto a chimney. "Do you understand?

The two nodded. Alya, with a little more exuberance.

"Then take the same route we're taking on the ground, but stay as quiet as you can so he doesn't see that he's getting more of his little followers to become Chaos Minions!"

Meanwhile, in Hawkmoth's lair...

The villain grinned. "Who knew someone who tried to make themselves as sophisticated as Mysterion could be so foolish. Those two followed Cat Noir into my trap as planned. Now, I'll finally receive the Miraculouses once and for all, and take over the world!"