Meanwhile...
"Ha, ha, ha!" Professor Chaos had reappeared out of the Chaos Dimension where the rest of the group was unaware that Ladybug and Mysterion had been imprisoned, and laughed. "Now that I have taken care of Ladybug and Mysterion for Hawkmoth once and for all, Paris will be mine and Hawkmoth's forever! And there's nothing any of you can do about it!"
Then, the same butterfly pattern reappeared onto his face. "No, no! You weren't supposed to kill Ladybug! You were supposed to take her Miraculous while she was stuck in the Chaos Dimension, not kill her and her lackey! What were you thinking?"
"Huh? Well, sir, I thought-"
"How come every time I akumatize someone, they always turn their back on me? If you want those powers of yours, stop playing these stupid games and get the Miraculouses!" The pattern disappeared, with Butters well aware of his new plans. He looked down at Chat. "Well, I can bring back your friends, but for a price. You'll have to give up that Miraculous of yours if you ever want to see their faces again!"
From the group, however, Cartman walked out ripping off the shitty tin-foil and taking off the hat that came with the costume. "Oh, shut the fuck up, Butters! Kenny dies all of the fucking time, it's not like you actually got rid of him in your sex dungeon!" He walked towards Stan and Kyle, who were both quite confused by the revelation. "If anything, Butters should've trapped your Jew ass in there so I never have to see your ugly face ever again!"
"Shut the hell up, Cartman!" Kyle countered.
"Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!"
Stan walked closer to Cartman. "Don't scream out that Kenny's Mysterion either, you tub of lard. I don't want him beating the shit out of any of us because you just had to turn the attention back to yourself!"
"It seems that you aren't willing to give up the Miraculous! Well them, if you don't want to save your friends then you have no choice but to join them!" And with that, he lifted up his ripoff-Mjolnir and struck it onto the ground, releasing a powerful earthquake so strong that deep cracks began to form on the surface as the ground started quivering. The discs and books that were on the bookshelves above them began to fall, making the whole room from top to bottom a severe safety hazard. Cartman began to cover himself, grabbing Kyle and using him as a human shield. "Butters, take this sacrifice instead of killing us all! Appease the Führer!"
Kyle began to shake out of his grasp. "Cartman, what the fuck? Let go of me!"
"None of us are going to fucking die because of Butters because we all at least have dignity. Jews, on the other hand, do not have any dignity whatsoever!" The fatass began to tighten his grip. "Just take him out already, goddamnit!"
Suddenly, Cartman was pummeled to the ground instead, letting Kyle go. Alya had situated herself perfectly behind Cartman in order to give the perfect blow. "Get away from Kyle, you Chloé wannabe!" She bent down and picked Kyle back up from the ground, despite the fact that if she even tried, they would most likely fall again due to the tremors ripping loose on the ground. "Seriously, if you want any advice from me, you should totally ditch him. His personality is total BS!"
A disc fell out of one of the DVD cases, and began to fall towards Alya. But before it could make any impact, Cat Noir jumped from the other side of the room and grabbed it. "This isn't a safe place for anyone to be in! We're going to have to get out of here before anyone gets hurt!"
"You could say that again. We have to calm him down before Hawkmoth can turn him batshit insane!" Stan began to look around the room. "Do you have a guitar or something?"
"A what? Are you out of your mind? Dude, the akuma isn't gonna go away by you singing some concerto!" Nino countered.
"It's the only choice we have, unless you want to call his Dad and make him ground him!"
Kyle then pulled his phone out of his pocket, scrolled through the conctacts until he found the phone number for Leopold Stotch. "That's probably a better idea than whatever you think is going to work on him!"
Then, before he could tap on the button to make the call, his phone began to vibrate. Kenny was trying to call him from wherever then hell he was. "The fuck? Where the hell if he anyways?" He picked it up.
"Hey, smartass! Where the hell are you?"
He sighed on the other line. "It doesn't fucking matter! Get back to the hotel right now, you tryhard hackerman! The akuma's in that damn computer they were using!"
"What the hell are you talking about!"
"I said, the akuma is in one of the fucking computers that Cartman and Butters were using!" He abruptly hung up.
"He's so fucking delusional yet he isn't even here to actually help us! He's telling us that the damn akuma is in one of the computers!"
Cat Noir ran to one of the closets nearby and threw a guitar into Stan's arms. "Someone is going to have to distract him so he doesn't follow us back to the computers. If someone here knows how to sing, that would be great!"
Stan smirked. "I told you my idea was good," He then walked up to Butters and strummed a chord, diverting his attention from destroying the mansion. "Butters, you dint know what you're doing, so I'm going to help you calm down, okay?" He strummed another chord. "Lu Lu Lu! I've got some apples..."
"Lu Lu Lu! You got some too!" The blonde began to clap and giggle around with the music, turning his body away from the door. "Lu Lu Lu! Let's get together! I know what we can do!"
As he sang along with Stan, the rest of the group bolted straight for the door. "I just hope that Ladybug got out too," Cat Noir wondered anxiously to himself.
"Oh, don't worry Kitty Cat! Ladybug can handle herself! I bet she got out earlier than Mysterion! She'll be here soon," Alya reassured him, but her tone soon became grim. "If she isn't dead.
While the rest of the group had already left the mansion at this point, Professor Chaos was maniacally clapping his hands to the music coming out of Stan's guitar and twirling around in the air, not paying attention to his main goal and to all of the Chaos Minions below him, looking at each other confused about the situation that was in front of him. Even those brain-dead zombies of his knew that there was something up with their master.
It seemed that Mysterion was right, as it only took a normal kid with a guitar from stopping him in his rampage.
Hawkmoth, on the other hand, was facepalming and grunting to himself, storming around the small lair in frustration because of what had happened. The same butterfly pattern flashed over his face for the record third time. "No, no, no! What are you doing? How are you getting distracted like this so easily? Where are my miraculouses?"
"B-but it's good music-"
"That doesn't matter! You've gotten so far and taken out Ladybug and Mysterion just to get distracted by music? Get back to your senses and get me the Miraculouses! Or else I'll take away your powers for good!" After he was finished, the butterfly went away and Professor Chaos was snapped back into his senses. "Ha, ha, ha! You thought feeble peasant music would distract me-" He then scanned the room, looking for his opponent, Cat Noir. He was nowhere to be found. Stan's plan had worked! "Hey, where's that black cat?"
Stan dropped the guitar and let it hang from his shoulders from the strap, and shrugged. "The bathroom?"
"It doesn't matter? You will now become one of my Chaos Minions, you fool!" He picked up his hammer from the ground, swung it around as if it would swing him into the air, making himself look like a Thor wannabe, and pointed it right at Stan. However, he was able to put the guitar right in front of him before it could reach him, covering the instrument in tin foil and what looked like terrible black Sharpie marker instead of Stan himself. Dumbfounded, Professor Chaos grunted and pointed his finger right at him. "This is of no use! Chaos Minions, attack!"
Stan sighed. "Fuck." He then dropped the useless guitar onto the floor, bolting straight for the doors, Professor Chaos, and his minions right on his tracks. He was hoping that they get rid of that akuma soon, or else he'd be dead.
Meanwhile...
"Thanks for not taking the time to put on your costume but not actually help us, dumbass," Kyle grunted as he sat down on the computer chair. "You do know that this wouldn't have happened if you didn't have your head up your ass and actually did something, right?"
Mysterion, who had changed into his costume around the same time that they were getting to the hotel, sighed. He wasn't angry at Kyle for being a little bitch, but at the same time, he was pretty angry at Kyle for being a little bitch all the time like he always is every day. It wasn't a surprise that people would be mad at him for not doing anything like he said to Ladybug at the Chaos Dimension, they'd forget everything a few minutes after everything happened. That was a good thing for some reasons, like Ladybug not freaking out about seeing a teammate stab themselves in some stupid space world made up by a classmate, but when the current situation needs an urgent explaining, people lambasting at him is the last thing he wanted. "Whatever, at least I'm fucking here."
"So, you're saying that the akuma's not in the computer, but in the screen?" Alya questioned. "That makes no sense!"
"I think so. The computer doesn't look like it's entirely corrupted, but I'm guessing that's where his stupid dimension thing is that's holding Ladybug. Be careful, because if you destroy the computer, you'll destroy Ladybug for good."
"Way to set the tone. Are you always so dark and gritty like that, Batman?"
Kyle took his hands off the keyboard. "I don't know what the hell I'm supposed to do. It's not the screen, it's the computer in a whole. I don't know what you were talking about with the screen," he pointed at the computer, where the screen was in purple. "The whole thing's fucked up! Look! The akuma has to be in there!"
Kyle was right. The screen was pure purple, while the border of the screen, which would've usually been grey was completely black with small shades of purple. While the keyboard and mouse where largely unaffected, there will still specks of black on them. When he opened the cabinet holding the actual computer, it looked worse than the screen, shooting out small beams of purple light while caked in black stone. That had to be where the akuma was hiding.
Mysterion walked over to the computer, and analyzed it. "Did you try turning the thing on?"
"The thing is on!" Then, Kyle turned back to the computer. "Wait a minute, something's happening. I think it's actually turning on this time!"
The screen flashed from the original bright purple to the same shades of purple form the Chaos Dimension, but as a normal computer desktop. Where credit had to be given, Butters was at least a little creative in some aspects. There was a file labelled on the left corner of the screen, ready to be clicked on and opened.
"That might be her!" Alya pointed towards it. "But LB, on a computer? Never seen that before!"
Cat Noir, who was standing nearby, looked over at Kyle. "Could you try to get her out of there? I really don't want to lose her to this."
Then, out of nowhere, Stan broke through the door. "Butters is fucking coming again! He knows where we are!"
Cartman snorted. "Because your dumbass had to lead him to us again using that stupid guitar, right? Goddamn, you're actually retarded!
"Shut up, fatass! You'd probably do the same thing!"
