A crack of thunder was heard in the distance.

"Oh, shut the fuck up, Stan!" Cartman snorted. You're the one who said that you had everything under control when you grabbed that bullshit fucking guitar and pretended you were that Bieber twink! You should've just followed us!"

"My fault? I'm not the one who made fun of Butters with your stupid side bitch and pushed him to his breaking point! And now you're saying that all of this is my fault? Are you out of your mind?" Stan countered back almost instantaneously.

The cracks of thunder became louder at each second. The ground began to tremble intensively as beams of light shot through the windows. They were definitely in trouble.

"Oh, look here! Stan's being such the little badass!" The brunette sarcastically retorted. "What are you gonna do, shove a guitar up my ass and sing to me? God, you're pathetic!"

"Guys, stop this!" The two diverted their attention towards Cat Noir, who had slammed his baton onto the ground. "You guys have to calm down before anyone else goes under Hawkmoth's control and makes this situation even worse than it already is. If Professor Chaos comes here, we can take him on before Ladybug can come back. We already know where the akuma is hiding."

Stan sighed and walked towards where Kyle was sitting. Cartman on the other hand, who was clearly looking defeated, let out a cocky sneer and crossed his arms, looking away from the crowd. They may have solved this conflict, but three was another bigger battle to be taken care of.

"I just hope Ladybug gets out of here before shit really hits the fan," Mysterion mumbled.

"I agree."

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck the door sending it into complete ash and smoke. Through the hole left from the explosion, Professor Chaos flew in holding his hammer as his minions followed beneath him like they had when they first reached the Agreste mansion. Except this time, he was angrier than before.

"Get away from the computer!" He released a bolt of energy from his hammer, almost frying Kyle, Alya, Nino, and Stan to a crisp. Of course, being Butters meant he missed. By a couple hundred feet. "You won't get a hold of my power!"

"Striking the ground isn't gonna do anything, dumbass!" Cartman yelled out.

"Shut your mouth, fiend!" He released another bolt of energy, also missing by a hundred feet but powerful enough to send the fatass onto the floor, causing him to throw a giant temper tantrum.

"THAT FUCKING DOES IT! YOU TWO DUMBASSES BETTER TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT!" Cartman rolled around on the floor, wailing his arms around. Kyle attempted to hold in his laughter, but a few chuckles came out of the marvelous soft.

Cat Noir rolled his eyes. "How do you deal with that guy daily?"

Mysterion sighed. "You get used to it."

The two then leaped from the unstable ground and worked their way behind him. Perfect, as his reflexes were too weak to even turn his body the exact moment one of them made a loud footstep even though he was at peak performance. Mysterion signaled for his partner to come closer, pointed at the hammer, and made a breaking motion. If the akuma wasn't in that, they would surely weaken him greatly without it.

Cat Noir nodded, climbed up his cape, and raised his palm into the air once he good a good grasp of his arm despite the villain trying to shake him off. "Cataclysm!"

He then forced his way to the hammer, turning the once mighty weapon into a pathetic black pile of dust. It was too easy, but at the same time, this was expected from the same kid who probably still has a bedtime. Cat Noir turned to Mysterion and flashed a thumbs up. However, Professor Chaos angrily flicked him off.

"What have you done?" He flew down, releasing a catastrophic tremble as he hit the ground and picked up the ashes that were scattered across the floor. "How dare you destroy the Hammer of Chaos! You will pay! Chaos Minions, attack!"

The minions responded to their master perfectly, ganging up onto the two. Mysterion kicked his way through the crowd, beating up minions left and right while Cat Noir swirled his baton around, making a clean sweep and forming a path. Meanwhile, Kyle was about to make the finishing touches on freeing Ladybug from the Chaos Dimension. He backed up the chair from the computer.

"Get back!"

The screen then turned into pure white, causing everyone around it to close their eyes and put their arms in front of them trying to block the light. A rainbow beam of light exploded out of the webcam, forming a familiar figure out of the light. Once a form was created, the beam went away, and Ladybug was back in action, swinging her yo-yo around. "Now that was a little vacation that I needed!"

She threw it at Professor Chaos's arm, slamming him back to the ground, sending the Chaos Minions around him to the floor alongside him. She then ran up towards Mysterion and Cat Noir. "Looks like you really didn't need me this time around," she giggled sarcastically.

"He's already weak. The akuma is in the computer!" Mysterion pointed towards the computer that she had just emerged out of. "We'll handle the Chaos Minions!"

She then threw her yo-yo at the computer monitor, breaking it completely in half and sending out an akuma. "No more evilizing for you, little akuma!"

She tapped her yo-yo, which then began to glow into a light pink. "Time to de-evilize!" She threw it at the fluttering butterfly, which was purified. She then opened the yo-yo again, letting a white butterfly flutter away. "Bye-bye, little butterfly!"

She made a face of confusion but was surprised when Mysterion handed her the knife from before which she confusingly threw in the air. "Miraculous Ladybug!"

A stream of ladybugs flew throughout the sky, and the world changed around them. The computers were completely repaired and changed back to their normal colors, the damage in Adrien's room was also changed back to what it used to be while the Chaos Minions were free from their brainwashing, many of them standing confused on why they'd be in the residence of Andrè Bourgeois.

Craig shook his head and looked for Tweak. "What the hell?"

Meanwhile, Butters detransformed and laid in between the commotion of confused townspeople. Mysterion ran up to him and helped him up onto the ground. "That was pretty impressive, Butters."

He looked up into Mysterion's masked eyes. "R-really?"

The vigilante smiled. "No."

Cat Noir shrugged. "Who knew a kitten like this could make up a cat-astrophe like this!"

Later, at Marinette's Room

Ladybug jumped through one of the windows and de-transformed, sending Tikki out of the earings and Marinette back to her civilian form. Once released, the spotted kwami had a million things to ask about the situation. "I can't believe you were able to go through a situation like that, Marinette! Lucky Charm rarely forms into actual weapons that could be used in combat."

"Yeah, I was wondering about that knife," Marinette replied, "But what situation are you talking about? You look concerned about that."

Tikki cleared her voice. "Marinette, do you not remember? Mysterion stabbed himself in the chest to get himself out from the Chaos Dimension!"

Marinette couldn't find any words to say and came out sounding like something was blocking her throat until she could fumble a few words. "What? Me? Stab Mysterion? Are you crazy? Why on Earth would I try to kill someone?"

The kwami sighed. It looked like she had a lot of explaining to do that night, and she hoped she could clear things up before it was too late. "Marinette, you weren't the one who killed Mysterion, you just handed him the knife that he used himself to stab him in the chest. But seeing that you're confused about your own actions, I believe that whatever powers Mysterion has wiped the memories of the last five minutes he was alive for everyone around him, including you."

"Then how would you know what happened?" Marinette countered.

"Because kwamis are unaffected by any superhuman abilities when they are in the Miraculouses, so Mysterion's memory erasure abilities wouldn't do anything to me. I remember everything that's happened in all of your and Cat Noir's battles since you began being Ladybug."

"Wait, but if he killed himself in the Chaos Dimension then how on Earth was he able to go back to the hotel and help Cat Noir? That wouldn't make any sense! He'd be dead, wouldn't he? Unless he's... immortal." The word rolled out of her tongue like a sweet piece of candy but one that was bitter at the same time. She may have been powered up by literal gods older than the universe itself, but an immortal? That just crossed the line. That would the same as a unicorn just prowling around the Paris Zoo like it was nothing to scoff at.

Tikki didn't have to say anything else to confirm Marinette's answer. "In all of my time here on Earth, I've never seen an immortal that wasn't a god or another kwami, especially one this young. Most immortals can be thousands to millions years old!"

"That must be a horrible power. I mean, it might sound exciting to live forever but imagine watching all of your friends die."

"That's why most immortals stay distant from mortals like you," Tikki flew closer to Marinette in an attempt to comfort her, "but us kwamis have chosen to use our abilities for good by helping those who have good and fair hearts. I wouldn't doubt for a second that Mysterion is the same, as much as he is a dirty fighter."

Meanwhile...

Cartman laughed maniacally as he walked into the hotel room. "Fucking damn, Kenny! You beat Butters' ass in front of everybody! That was so fucking awesome, dude!" As usual, he was kissing Kenny's ass as much as he could despite talking shit about him only a few moments ago.

"Didn't you say a few hours ago that I was too pathetic for you?" Kenny smirked.

Cartman ignored his comment and jumped onto the bed. "Whatever, dude! That was still so fucking awesome! You have to beat another person's ass just once more time before we leave this shithole!"

While everyone was taking Kenny's abilities for granted, he sighed. He did not enjoy having pure immortality and amazing regeneration that rivaled that of Ladybug and Cat Noir, but that was another sob-story that could be saved for another time. What could be said, however, was that to him, his powers were less of a blessing and more of a curse. Something that he wouldn't even wish in his worst enemy.

Speaking of Ladybug and Cat Noir, what the hell gave them their powers? He knew that they just didn't threw on spandex on and called it a day. No fucking spandex could just make anything out of will which could be used to fix the situation at hand or just turn something into black dust with the touch of a hand. He may have repeated these sentences in his head sometime, but it didn't matter, they must've had powers, but unlike his, ones that they could control by just saying a fucking word when they needed to. He wished he had to ability to do the same thing, altering anyone's memory anytime he wanted at will would be awesome, but he had to settle with making people believe he never died in the first place no matter how many times he's tried explaining over and over and over again what really happened.

"Hey, dumbass," Cartman began to wave his face over Kenny's stone-cold expression. "Stop staring at us like that. It's creeping me out!" Cartman, who was clutching onto the TV remote for dear mercy, had broken Kenny's train of thought. He sighed and walked towards them.

For some reason, they were still on the news as a picture of Mysterion flashed to the same news anchor from when he fought Evillustrator. Cartman made gagging noises. "Goddamnit, when are they going to stop fucking trusting those goddamn gingers with the news?"

"Yet again, Paris's Ladybug and Cat Noir have stopped another akuma attack from causing more damage to the Hôtel Grand Paris in the twenty-first Arrondissement!" the woman announced as a clip of the three heroes fighting Professor Chaos played over her voice. "The mysterious hero Mysterion was also at the hotel providing help to the two heroes as civilians were reported to be mind-controlled by the villain!"

Kenny smirked. "Damn, I'm an international star already and I haven't even done any dirty work."

"Rumors have swept all over Paris that Mysterion's real identity may be a secret within a group of students visiting École Françoise DuPont from South Park High Schook, but some have even gone far as to claim it is world-famous model Adrien Agreste! However, we have not received word from his father whether these allegations are true or not."

Hearing the name of their high school, Kyle spat out the water that he was drinking while Stan blanked out in total surprise. Cartman snorted at hearing Adrien's name being correlated to Mysterion. "They actually listen to Alya? Damn, are these people retarded or what?"

"They're not retarded if they know Mysterion could be one of us. The Adrien thing was probably just a rumor started by one of his stupid fangirls to give him more attention and Alya carries on with it," Stan countered. "Besides, Adrien wasn't even there during most of the fight. Or any of them, from what I can remember. They have a reason to think that."

"Which means..." Kyle added to the never-ending juvenile conspiracy theory by pulling out his phone and showing the other three boys a photoshoot of Adrien, and then swiping to a heavily edited on that just looked like someone had colored over it in black. "He's Cat Noir. He couldn't be Mysterion since Kenny already is, and Adrien sort of looks like him but that's just a stupid thought of mine. Alya was talking about it when I was in her house so I'm guessing it's another one of her stupid theories."

Kenny, on the other hand, looked at the two photos with a serious demeanor. "Swipe back and forth."

Kyle looked in confusion but did so anyway. Same hair color, same green eyes, same skin tone, maybe even the same hairstyle if you roughed around the edges. The fact that he looked like Cat Noir seemed too good to be true, maybe even a strange coincidence. But considering that it was the same person who thought Adrien was also Mysterion, this could've also been a massive stretch.

Kenny sighed quietly again. "You're right. I don't know what the hell I was getting at."