I just fucking realized that I've described Tayuya as "the girl" like it wasn't fucking obvious that I'm talking about her
"Granny, what the hell this?! Why the hell is she here?", Naruto asked furiously
"Whoa, whoa, hold the fuck up old hag. You're telling me that I'm going to stay with this Shithead?", the girl complained as well
"She's the enemy, she kidnapped Sasuke, she's Orochimaru's lackey!", Naruto said furiously
Seeing the constant bickering and complain from the two teenagers in front of her, Tsunade had enough and immediately throws a huge scream that stops the two kids from acting up.
"ENOUGH!!! THAT'S ENOUGH FROM THE BOTH OF YOU!!! BE SILENT!!!", Tsunade screamed, causing the two to indeed be quiet. "Alright, this is how it's gonna go between you two. You there girl, who's your name again?", Tsunade said
"I ain't telling you shit", the girl replied
"Right. Anyways, you are hereby considered as a high ranking prisoner and is to be held captive and monitored at all times. You were supposed to be held in max security and be interrogated but as it happens we currently don't have the sufficient resources to do that so in the meantime…", Tsunade said before pointing to Naruto "… she will be held captive in your apartment, Naruto"
"What? Why me? How in the world would you think my place would be the best place for holding her? How would you think I'd be safe from her filthy clutches, Granny?", Naruto complained
"Calm down , both of you. Like I said before, there is no other choice right now. She has a pretty special status among our prisoners so I can't just mix her in with regular prisoners, but like I said, we don't have the resources to properly held her in maximum security as of now", Tsunade explained
"Still, why my place? Why me?", Naruto keeps complaining
"Because your place is currently the only place where she can be monitored privately without much hindrance, and of course because you are one of my most reliable person to do that", Tsunade replied
"But still, how would you think about my safety with her around?!", Naruto complained again
"He's right you know. There's nothing stopping me from strangling his scrawny neck", the girl taunted, causing Naruto to get startled from the challenge
"Don't worry about that, kiddo. I've talked this over with Jiraiya, and we have come up with a handful of solutions to keep you both from going on each other's neck"
"Well that's fucking boring to say the least", the girl said again, creeping Naruto much further
Tsunade noticed the unease around Naruto. It's not everyday his usual cheerful self is tainted by a very negative aura in his person. Thinking about again, maybe this was indeed a bad idea. The thought of canceling this assignment for him is already in Tsunade's head, but before she can say anything much further she was disturbed by a sudden huge entrance
"Good afternoon, my dear friends. As you can see, the awesome Jiraiya The Gallant has arrived in the scenes!", Jiraiya said as he enters the office in his usual manners
"That is enough of your stupid shenanigans!", Tsunade said as she gave Jiraiya a strong punch to his abdomens, propelling him to the walls
"As expected of the lovely Tsunade-chan, my one true love", Jiraiya again said as he's seemingly unfazed from the commotion
"Okay that's enough flabbergastery coming from you. As it stands, you're here to explain the current situation we're in now", Tsunade said
"Yeah you're right. Anyways, how'd you do, kiddo? You seem to be in a fine shape", Jiraiya said as he greets his protégé
"Cut the bullshit, Pervy Sage. Explain to me what's going to happen now!", Naruto furiously said
"Woah, didn't expect you to have such huge balls there, Shithead. I'm impressed ", the girl said
"Whatever, I don't care about your opinion", Naruto replied coldly
Seeing the clear frustration coming from his protégé, Jiraiya takes aat and proceeds to explain everything as calmly as possible
"I take it Tsunade hasn't explained everything to you just yet, but you seem to already understand the part where she's gonna stay in your place right?"
"Just explain the whole damn thing to me, Jiraiya", Naruto again letting out the unusual cold and rude attitude
"Right, right, pipe the hell down kid. I'll explain everything slowly", Jiraiya reassured. "So as you've heard before, our… friend here is a high class priority prisoner for us, and she has been placed at your place for a more private and detailed observation"
"For fucks sake, I've heard that part a hundred damn times by this point. Tell me something I don't know!", Naruto said furiously
"Jeez, kiddo. Calm the hell down, you haven't even let me explain the whole damn thing", Jiraiya said. "Anyways, I know you're a bit worried about being stuck alone with her for a long period of time, but don't worry I have prepared special seals for you two to limit your chakra expenditure, to ensure both your safety so you two won't kill each other. Besides, you'll have one or two ANBU operatives observing around, so it's not like you two are exclusively stuck together at all times
Naruto only lets out a cynical stare to his beloved master, clearly having some doubts for the assignment to come regardless. He definitely tries to run away from this wretched mission as far as possible, but he knew his pride as a shinobi would fall should he decline it and his consciousness have basically forced him to accept the mission
"Alright, you brats. Is he making himself clear or do both of you need another explanation?", Tsunade said
"I understand, Granny", Naruto said
The girl only let's out a slight "hmph" along with an uninterested stare
"Okay I take it that you understand as well", Tsunade said
"Now that it's clear, is there anymore questions coming from you two?", Jiraiya asked again
"No", Naruto replied
Again, the girl only lets out a slight "hmph"
"Oh before you leave Naruto, I have to make this clear for you that this is a top secret S rank mission. You are not to reveal the details of this mission or even say anything about it to anyone outside this room, and I mean anyone outside this room, got it?", Tsunade said
"Understood", Naruto replied
"Good, I'll have an ANBU escort prepared for you two to leave. You may both leave this room now", Tsunade commands.
The two the immediately leaves the room along with two ANBU escorts to make sure no one sees both of them together. After the two teenagers are nowhere in sight, Tsunade engages in a conversation with Jiraiya
"You better hope this stupid plan of your works, you idiot", Tsunade said
"Don't worry. I'm sure it will work", Jiraiya said
"It should, otherwise that's Naruto's life in your conscience", Tsunade said
"It will Tsunade, don't worry. This is hardly much worse than what he has gone through already", Jiraiya said.
"I doubt that. Why are you so insistent on her anyways? She's screaming bad business all over her, especially with that hideous snake eing involved", Tsunade doubts
"I assure you Tsunade, Naruto needs this important lesson. There is something inside of her that will make Naruto see things from a different perspective", Jiraiya assures her
